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Dr. Pepper vs. Mr. Pibb


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Dr. Pepper vs. Mr. Pibb  

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    • Dr. Pepper
      38
    • Mr. Pibb
      7
    • Dr.Pibb
      2
    • None
      4


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while there isnt much differece between the two, there is a minute difference that seals it for me

 

im going with doctor pepper because its better, pibb is just "ehh"


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What in the hell is Mr. Pibb? I don't think you can get it over here because I've never heard of it.

 

Apparently it's now called Pibb Xtra. It's the same thing. I don't know if Pibb is everywhere, but I assumed it was.

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For me, I'm more of a Dr. Pepper person, but I will drink Mr. Pibb if there's no Pepper. But usually I'll just drink Dr. Pepper Ten. Good stuff. All of it.

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Hold your thrice damned and utterly abominable tongue, you misbegotten purveyor of lies and verbal vomit! Are your ears so completely saturated and overflowing with filth that you are unable to hear the malevolent and destructive lies that spill forth from it like some manner of fetid sewage overflow?

 

Do you, o false prophet, truly believe any of that which seeps from between those two cursed and cracked lips of yours? Do you spread your lies and falsehoods out of mere ignorance, or out of some malicious intent to seed discord and chaos across the land? For your sake, I shall presume that you are merely a confused and frightened child and educate you as such.

 

The 'sweet nectar of the Gods', you say? Pish-posh! It elevates you no more than a common street urchin is elevated when he or she attempts to chase the metaphorical tiger; you describe not a divine nectar, but instead a harrowing and destructive psychological agent of destruction, responsible for defiling the minds and bodies of countless millions.

 

Twenty three flavors mixed by a master alchemist indeed - I doubt any mere neophyte or apprentice could ever hope to create such a destructive and vile concoction!

 

You speak of Pibb attempting to steal some manner of... glory from Dr. Pepper; to this statement I have no response - no response, that is, other than to ask how one can possibly steal something that does not exist? How can you hope to steal glory from something that is ultimately a disgusting train wreck of nauseating proportions? How can such a thing have glory in the first place?

 

You speak of justice, of morality, and holiness while at the same time embracing what you yourself have admitted to be a crippling hallucinogenic drug that does naught but instill within those poor souls that consume it perverse delusions of grandeur and divinity.

 

My friends, be not swayed by this charlatan, nor of any of his shenanigans.

 

Know the truth.

 

Know the Pibb.

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I'm English so I've never heard of Mr.Pibb, we have DR.Pepper over here though, i don't drink it often though.

 

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A morass of vile and misguided rubbish unfit for use as slop to feed the foulest of pigs to walk this planet.

My my, such vitriol. Though I'd expect nothing less from someone who imbibes such a hideous excuse for a beverage. They say misery loves company, and you have proven yourself to be a fine example. Do you wallow in such a wretched pool of disgusting liquids, mixed with your own lies and deceptions, that you can only find a twisted satisfaction in dragging other down in to your pit of pestilent Pibb? I may not be able to dissuade you from guzzling down such poisons, but I must insist that you not sell your noxious falsehoods to the innocent and unsuspecting.

 

I have little else to say to you. Good day, sir.

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Evilshy and His Own Ego & Zoop, you are both woefully mistaken and, I fear, unredeemably damned for your vehement declarations of falsehoods.

 

It is neither Dr Pepper nor Mr Pibb from whom you should seek divinity and euphoria in your drinking endeavours, or indeed in your life as a whole. No mere soda made by man should be able to instill such reverence in any creature's heart. Someone less amicable than I would pray for their gods to smite such blasphemers, for lies and false prophecies the likes of these cannot be the spawn of even the most execrable form of ignorance. It can only be an intentional attempt to sow vile hatred and enmity within our fine society. For whatever despicable end, I shan't even speculate.

 

But I, mayhap foolishly, still believe there is hope for such misguided souls as yourselves. Ask yourselves, can true holiness and noble purpose in life righteously be found in the reverence of any symbols and unliving beings such as Dr Pepper or Mr Pibb? For I hereby denounce any such fallacious beliefs in an attempt to guide you to enlightenment.

 

The battle between the supporters of these false idols is nothing short of absurd and futile, not to mention harmful and dangerous in the most unimaginable of ways. I pledge you to abandon your former lives in their service and find the truth: the truth that this is a war no one can hope to win; a war with no end save for the total and unreversible annihilation of everything we hold dear.

 

 

Please stop this perilous foolishness and accept that the only object worthy of our veneration is the Holy Ginger Ale.

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Problem solved :P

 

I halfway agree with Evilshy's post. I think it is a zero-contest contest. Dr. Pepper all the way, except when Coke or Mountain Dew are on the menu, but that's another story for another day.

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Problem solved :P

 

I halfway agree with Evilshy's post. I think it is a zero-contest contest. Dr. Pepper all the way, except when Coke or Mountain Dew are on the menu, but that's another story for another day.

 

I wondered how long it would take before we had a blasphemer such as yourself show up. When the issue of Coke arises, I must restrain myself greatly, for I could rant till the sun ceases to shine about the evils contained in that unholy mix of hellish ingredients. Suffice to say, Coke and other such cola drinks lie even lower than Pibb, and are not worthy to be mentioned in a conversation regarding Dr. Pepper.

 

Mt. Dew is, however, pretty damn good.


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