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[10:16:18 PM] Makusu2: RUDY

[10:16:59 PM] ..Quintet Rudy-kun: MAKUSU

[10:17:01 PM] ..Quintet Rudy-kun: WHAT IS IT

[10:17:11 PM] Makusu2: YOUR CAT IS ON FIRE

[10:17:20 PM] ..Quintet Rudy-kun: I KNOW

[10:17:22 PM] ..Quintet Rudy-kun: THAT WAS MY OWN DOING

[10:17:26 PM] Makusu2: OH

[10:17:28 PM] Makusu2: YOU MONSteR

[10:17:53 PM] ..Quintet Rudy-kun: *HE* WAS THE MONSTER

[10:18:00 PM] ..Quintet Rudy-kun: HE *PURRED* AT ME

[10:18:08 PM] Makusu2: :o

[10:18:15 PM] Makusu2: DAT PURR THO

[10:19:10 PM] ..Quintet Rudy-kun: IT WAS ALL KINDS OF HORRIFYING

[10:19:41 PM] Makusu2: HOW MANY KINDS

[10:24:44 PM] ..Quintet Rudy-kun: ALL OF THEM

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I only love you platonically.
As in plate tectonics.
As in two bodies sliding against each other.
<3 

 

Makusu just said this and its beautiful. Also im now typing in grey boxes. Dont know why and i dont care.

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[10:53:37 PM] .Delernil: Hey Makusu

[10:54:03 PM] Makusu2: Hey, Delernil :)

[10:54:10 PM] .Delernil: Howre you doing?

[10:55:43 PM] Makusu2: Great, how about you?

[10:55:54 PM] .Delernil: Pretty good. Got all my stuff for school.

[10:56:01 PM] .Delernil: eugh

[10:56:04 PM] .Delernil: school

[10:56:17 PM] Makusu2: Lol

[10:56:23 PM] Makusu2: What grade are you going into?

[10:57:24 PM] .Delernil: [explicit]

[10:57:29 PM] .Delernil: hold on

[10:58:07 PM] Makusu2: wot

[10:58:11 PM] .Delernil: COLLEGE

[10:58:14 PM] .Delernil: WHOO

[10:58:15 PM] .Delernil: [racist]

[10:58:19 PM] .Delernil: DIDNT ACTUALLY GET ALL MY STUFF

[10:58:22 PM] Makusu2: wot

[10:58:23 PM] .Delernil: JUST GOT STUFF THAT I WANTED

[10:58:25 PM] Makusu2: wot

[10:58:30 PM] .Delernil: IM YELLING RIGHT NOW FOR SOME REASON

[10:58:32 PM] Makusu2: wot

[10:58:36 PM] .Delernil: LET ME TURN OFF CAPS LOCK

[10:58:38 PM] Makusu2: wot

[10:58:38 PM] .Delernil: tHERE

[10:58:39 PM] Makusu2: wot

[10:58:40 PM] .Delernil: WAIT

[10:58:41 PM] Makusu2: wot

[10:58:41 PM] .Delernil: Wait

[10:58:42 PM] Makusu2: wot

[10:58:43 PM] Makusu2: wot

[10:58:43 PM] .Delernil: MAKUSU

[10:58:44 PM] Makusu2: wot

[10:58:45 PM] .Delernil: MAKUSU

[10:58:46 PM] Makusu2: wot

[10:58:48 PM] .Delernil: STAHP

[10:58:49 PM] Makusu2: wot

[10:58:49 PM] .Delernil: MAKUSU STAHP

[10:58:51 PM] Makusu2: wot

[10:58:53 PM] .Delernil: WOT

[10:58:56 PM] Makusu2: turn down for

[10:58:59 PM] .Delernil: WOT

[10:59:01 PM] Makusu2: YEAH

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This thread is hilarious xD. Why haven't I know this to exist?

 

It's all right, I only found out about it after DashForever posted all of my insane rants while working on My Little Assassins entirely out of context.

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@@Stellafera

 

Oh, just imagine if I could find our "Katara is a bitch" argument. c:

 

I tend to be... odd out of context in general. I still remember the Rarity PM topic in the MLP Forums World Cup...

 

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And the status updates with... Screw it, I'm sorry everybody. And I'm sorry for my continued obsession with Angel Bunny, too.

 

long ago the three pony races lived together in harmony then everything changed when the Angel Bunny attacked only the Fluttershy master of all animals could stop him but when the world needed her most she was studying breezies

 

just imagine though if Fluttershy said "Yes, I'll stay with Spike" and in between the drama of the A plot you just cut back to increasingly bizzare scenarios with them and Big Mac 

 

when the Mane 5 return from their adventure Spike is trapped inside of a sand castle with a moat filled with cider as part of a deal with Big Mac who is holding Angel Bunny hostage also they're all covered in silly string

 

Rainbow Falls actually would've been pretty good if Angel was Rainbow Dash and Trolling Philomena was Spitfire

DashForever suggested it should be called Fallen Angel

 

Angel's all "I DON'T WANT TO BE ON THE CRAPPY TEAM WITH THE TORTOISE"

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It's all right, I only found out about it after DashForever posted all of my insane rants while working on My Little Assassins entirely out of context.

Haha, i just found it because Becker quoted a random conversation of mine between him when he was tired and crazy :P

 

I myself am not to quotable :P. Humor isn't my specialty.

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[9:16:29 PM] Churro: Lol how was it?

[9:16:46 PM] Churro: I'm in New York now, but my home is in Florida

[9:16:56 PM] Churro: Hope that clears things up xD

[9:17:15 PM] Makusu2: Wat

[9:17:20 PM] Makusu2: You live in coconut state?

[9:23:03 PM] Churro: Actually

[9:23:12 PM] Churro: It's the sunshine state XD

[9:23:37 PM] Makusu2: Oya

[9:23:38 PM] Makusu2: Sunshine

[9:23:43 PM] Makusu2: My back is full of sunshine

[9:23:48 PM] Makusu2: ._.

[9:23:54 PM] Makusu2: Lots of freaking sunshine

[9:23:58 PM] Makusu2: Painful

[9:24:00 PM] Makusu2: Very painful

[9:24:01 PM] Makusu2: ._.

[9:24:19 PM] Makusu2: Not enough sunshine grease.

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[11:42:17 AM] Artemis: Artemis sips coffee like a sir

[11:42:25 AM] Ashley: Ashley sips her tea

[11:42:40 AM] Artemis: Lovely weather we're having, isn't it?

[11:43:04 AM] Ashley: It is. (sun)

[11:44:41 AM] Artemis: I say, Miss Ashley, I am absolutely ravenous.

[11:44:59 AM] Ashley: Why is that, Mister Eric?

[11:45:42 AM] Artemis: Quite simply, I have not eaten since yesterday afternoon, and the time for luncheon is nearly upon us.

[11:46:23 AM] Ashley: Oh my, Mister Eric. What has caused you to fast for so long?

[11:49:45 AM] Artemis: I was negligent as the hour grew late. Ye olde Pizza Hut closes at midnight and I took note of this at four minutes past the hour.

[11:53:13 AM] Ashley: How unfortunate, Mister Eric. However, you should keep preservatives and other small foods in cases like these, so you do not have to go hungry.

[11:57:56 AM] Artemis: A local Chinese establishment is within five minutes of my abode. Perhaps I shall partake of whatever provender is on their bill of fare this fine day.

 

 

 

Feeling very debonair today.

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[8:27:00 PM] Victor Lourng: Victor Lourng waves

[8:27:23 PM] :Flutterdash:: :Flutterdash: waves back

[8:28:40 PM] SCS: SCS waves and hits himself in the head in the process

[8:29:05 PM] Simon: Simon doesn't wave like the rebel I am

[8:29:32 PM] Erika the Otter: Erika the Otter waves while holding a sharp object and accidentally kills herself

[8:30:12 PM] Simon: lol

[8:30:38 PM] Victor Lourng: Well that turned :P pretty quickly

[8:30:54 PM] SCS: lol that escalated quickly

[8:31:28 PM] Ashley: Ashley sits on an escalator

[8:31:48 PM | Edited 8:31:53 PM] Nas: I've always wondered what happened if you didn't take your shoes off the escalator when you reach the top/bottom

[8:31:59 PM] Simon: You'd fall and die

[8:32:08 PM] Simon: Or not

[8:32:10 PM] Ashley: Pleasant. (sun)

[8:32:12 PM] Nas: ok

[8:32:13 PM] SCS: 3intense

[8:32:14 PM] Simon: xD

[8:32:22 PM] Nas: 26intense9me

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Everyone hates . :U
[17/08/2014 9:45 PM] : almost made a joke there
[17/08/2014 9:45 PM] : but i won't
[17/08/2014 9:45 PM] : because i'm a good person
[17/08/2014 9:45 PM] : Dawn is a joke. :U
[17/08/2014 9:46 PM] @Simon: Truer words have never been spoken Ashley
 



[17/08/2014 9:49 PM] : i have a 12th grade education and i can't understand any of dawn's posts
[17/08/2014 9:49 PM] : rekt

 


 

[18/08/2014 5:35 PM] @Simon: There are lots of Dear Dawn Rider letters out there.... similar to a Dear John letter but more bitter and hateful

 



[19/08/2014 1:02 PM] @Simon: Nobody gets it Dawn, but in fairness that's because we don't read what you say

 


 

[19/08/2014 1:03 PM] : Simon wins the "Best Dawn Hater" award

[19/08/2014 1:03 PM] @Simon: I try

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[9:23:25 PM] Vermillion: no m8 [explicit]

[9:23:32 PM] .Nobody (Jenna): then [explicit]

[9:23:34 PM] Makusu2: I [explicit]

[9:23:37 PM] Vermillion: [explicit] pl0x

[9:24:44 PM] Vermillion: i start college tomorrow :D [explicit]

[9:24:57 PM] Makusu2: W8 wat

[9:25:09 PM] Makusu2: m8, I thought you h8ed college?

[9:25:18 PM | Edited 9:25:55 PM] Vermillion: what are you talking about

[9:25:57 PM] Makusu2: Your h8 of low r8ed f8s of the m8s who 8 their collage b8 met the same f8 as the w8 of the m8 who 8 the sw8

[9:26:20 PM] Vermillion: gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8

[9:27:09 PM] Makusu2: I h8 yur r8 of my d8

 

gr8.
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[5:58:32 PM] Delernil .: why has he forsaken me

[5:58:42 PM] hwut: because

[5:58:46 PM] hwut: song lyrics here

[5:59:04 PM] Delernil .: darude sandstorm lyrics?

[5:59:11 PM] hwut: yes

[5:59:24 PM] Delernil .: dun dun dundun dun

[5:59:31 PM] Delernil .: ^not darude

[6:00:32 PM] hwut: u failed

[6:00:52 PM] Delernil .: >implying i could ever win

[6:01:54 PM] hwut: just die

[6:07:51 PM] Delernil .: nou

 

THERE IS THAT ANNOYING PERIOD AT THE END OF MY NAME HNNG

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[8:17:26 AM] ..Brechard: *pokes*

[9:05:42 AM] ..Brechard: Done the water for the ice bucket challenge

[9:06:00 AM] ..Brechard: just need the ice, something to record it on, and people to pick it up.

[9:06:21 AM] ..Brechard: Only like 40 litres, because I don't want them to hurt themselves picking it up.

[12:23:01 PM] Makusu2: Good luck xD

[12:23:12 PM] ..Brechard: it is still too heavy

[12:23:28 PM] ..Brechard: gonna have like 20 litrs or something instead

[12:24:21 PM] Makusu2: Gurl

[12:24:29 PM] Makusu2: Your fancy "Liter" talk dun make sense to me.

[12:24:37 PM] Makusu2: 'Murica.

[12:27:44 PM] ..Brechard: litre

[12:27:54 PM] Makusu2: Oh, la litre?

[12:28:01 PM] Makusu2: La litre no entiendo.

[12:28:07 PM] ..Brechard: egg

[12:28:12 PM] Makusu2: Solo entiendo "Pound".

[12:28:17 PM] ..Brechard: yes?

[12:28:28 PM] Makusu2: Hay una tortuga en mis pantalones.

[12:28:32 PM] Makusu2: Es en fuego.

[12:28:36 PM] Makusu2: Esta*

[12:28:41 PM] ..Brechard: egg
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