Frith is Magick 1,471 December 10, 2015 Share December 10, 2015 I found these puns humerus 02.jpg Sorry, but this pun has already been used. I guess you are boned. 2 Keep flyin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrubbed user 3,416 December 12, 2015 Share December 12, 2015 Y'know wahat kind of computer can sing? A Dell. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Vantas 107 December 17, 2015 Share December 17, 2015 If two vegans have a fight... is it still called a "beef"? 2 CG: HOW DO YOU GET OUT OF YOUR COCOON IN THE MORNING KNOWING YOU’RE THE WORST THING A UNIVERSE WAS EVER RESPONSIBLE FOR? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randimaxis 8,652 December 22, 2015 Share December 22, 2015 I try to stop thinking about cheese... but I just can't seem to let it Brie, and that makes me feel Bleu. I know it's no Gouda; I guess I'm just a cheese Muenster. 2 ===== ( 0 ) ===== Fnord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riganthor 484 January 3, 2016 Share January 3, 2016 I try to stop thinking about cheese... but I just can't seem to let it Brie, and that makes me feel Bleu. I know it's no Gouda; I guess I'm just a cheese Muenster. talk about being cheesy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeyWiz 1,097 January 11, 2016 Share January 11, 2016 Discord? or DAT cord? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824 January 11, 2016 Share January 11, 2016 If Donald gets elected president, he'll be America's Trump card. 2 Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeWg-TtBRMfqketa1ELyKGg Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/menelik-david-kenneth-cannady 2nd SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/thunder-dash-alternative/tracks Pony.fm: https://pony.fm/thunder-dash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meson Bolt 2,648 January 11, 2016 Share January 11, 2016 How do astronauts get ready for a party? They planet! How much do pirates charge for ear piercings? A buccaneer! How does a Rabbi make his coffee? Hebrews! (Speaking of which I have a *LOT* of Bible puns if anyone's interested) 1 Your family is who you make it out to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L1ghtn1ng_Flash 213 January 11, 2016 Share January 11, 2016 You don't understand this pun because your not in this current situation I'm in but here it is: My "cats" are off to you. Signature ( and my avatar ) by Laika"If you've got the smarts and the Guts to take life by the face and shake the Hay out of it, Then you can do anything you set your mind to, Of course there is no guarantee , but it's the thought that counts." - L1ghtn1ng Flash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastletonSnob 3,074 January 12, 2016 Share January 12, 2016 I try to stop thinking about cheese... but I just can't seem to let it Brie, and that makes me feel Bleu. I know it's no Gouda; I guess I'm just a cheese Muenster. I'm not a fan of these puns, but I'll just have to grin and Camembert it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meson Bolt 2,648 January 12, 2016 Share January 12, 2016 I really wish that ponies were real. The world would be more stabilized. 2 Your family is who you make it out to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shou 100 January 13, 2016 Share January 13, 2016 I started a band called 999 megabytes.... we still havn't gotten a gig 3 "Silly shrine maiden, your two-colored powers are a mere twenty-eight-point-five-seven-one-four percent as powerful as mine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redaxted 1,765 January 26, 2016 Share January 26, 2016 If you put a put a picture of yourself in a locket you could say you were... Independent. :comeatus: (ba-dum-tssshhh) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20% Cooler Than Cake 161 January 27, 2016 Share January 27, 2016 (edited) I've been wondering how celebrities always seem to be cool. I think that it's because of all their fans. Edited January 28, 2016 by 20% Cooler Than Cake 2 “There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJShy 873 January 27, 2016 Share January 27, 2016 (edited) I believe this Sans wants tobia with Toriel. (Also, Sans would approve of this thread.) Edited January 27, 2016 by DJShy3 1 DeviantART: http://djshy3.deviantart.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkieatHeart 208 January 29, 2016 Share January 29, 2016 My friend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comic Sans 401 February 5, 2016 Share February 5, 2016 I believe this Sans wants tobia with Toriel. (Also, Sans would approve of this thread.) * approved, bro. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxsie (Inactive) 1,343 February 7, 2016 Share February 7, 2016 (edited) I would make a pun, but that would be cruel and unusual punishment. Woah, that was totally punintentional! Okay...stop, this isn't punny. ಠ╭╮ಠ Forget it, this is absolutely punbearable. AHHHHHHHHH! Make it stop! This is making me punhappy! *cries* Edited February 7, 2016 by Jaxsie 2 My Johari Window Japanese Word of the Day Today's Kanji (by Tsukuyomi-MLP) Ask Me Anything Sig made by me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norse.pony999 21 February 20, 2016 Share February 20, 2016 how does Moses get his cofee? Hebrews it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xylosian 140 March 13, 2016 Share March 13, 2016 If I brought a soccer ball would you kick it with me? Do you have a map cause I got lost in your eyes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meson Bolt 2,648 March 15, 2016 Share March 15, 2016 A cell got charged by a rabid electrode. The electrode was later arrested for battery. Ba dum tsss... Your family is who you make it out to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJShy 873 March 16, 2016 Share March 16, 2016 I'd thought I'd nail this thread with a Pur-fect pun about cats, but I should say, "Screw it" and bolt for the door before you say, "You gotta be kitten me!" DeviantART: http://djshy3.deviantart.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 March 16, 2016 Share March 16, 2016 How do you make pressed flowers quickly? Put the petal to the metal! 2 Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meson Bolt 2,648 March 23, 2016 Share March 23, 2016 My dry erase board is remarkable. 3 Your family is who you make it out to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan 3,254 April 4, 2016 Share April 4, 2016 My car magically gained the ability to fly so I took my dog to the skies. The local news called it the magic car pet ride. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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