If you were to suddenly grow wings?

[Hive King 2,001]

Depends on the type of wing

Bird wings: I piss and moan about how stupid they look and how useless they are since I don't have the lungs for flight. Besides, i'd shed everywhere and have to deal with chairs.

Dragon Wings: I'd be screaming this is cool and use them as solar panels to cool and heat myself

Pterosaur wings: Kind of useless since they don't fold up

Insect wings: Best kind since they're protected and you can actually hover with them.

 

This assumes they're on the back. If they replace the arms, then Pterosaur wings are the best because they have fingers, though my back will be killing me from walking all hunched over

Edited November 2, 2013 by Evil Dragon Master

[DenialZombie 82]

First I would weep from joy.

 

Next it depends.

 

If they can actually get me airborne, I would fly until they hurt and couldn't move, weep some more, pass out, wake up, and get back to flying. Repeat until I can beat Rainbow Dash.

 

If they're realistic, and therefore incapable of granting me flight, I'd probably have a mental breakdown at the vicious irony of believing for a second that I might actually get my heart's desire, only to be mocked for it by my own body. Eventually, though, I'd get over it.

 

Either way, I'd get my medical discharge from the Navy, and use the wings to pick up chicks.

 

I really REALLY want to fly, though. You know the space orb from Portal 2? Replace "space" with "flight", and that's kinda like me.

[Hastur 505]

When I hear wings, I'm gonna assume that you mean wings of our choice.

 

Feathered wings: if cry because I'm a gamer, and gamers shouldn't be put under that condition of exercise.

 

Cold flame wings: cry for joy, because they are retractable, and can take me off the ground. then learn to fly, peak people with said wings, then woo girls with the flaming wings.

[Lunas Husband 2,777]

First, Freak the buck out! I just grew wings... that does not happen everyday... and I have never heard of anyone growing wings in all my life...

 

2th, After freaking out for a few hours... I would sit down.. or well try to anyway...... but moving on, I would try and fly. Get the hang of having my wings.

 

3th, Fly to Canada... someone I love lives there.

[DND 2,355]

1. I would be a mutant.

 

2. All of my childhood dreams would come true.

 

3. Later procrastinate how scary it is flying and falling. ;p

[squareyes 153]

I'd assume that I would become fit enough to use them properly. So if that happens, I'd hide the wings then show off to the ladies.

 

But I would probably freak out then decide to wear something to cover my identity, walk to the local park, then try to start flying. It would be good for getting home from school even if it's a 15 minute walk.

Edited November 2, 2013 by squareyes

[lomk 20,663]

Well I'd write a letter to Red Bull that congratulates them on making a truthfully advertised Red Bull that really makes you grow wings.

 

Then I fly everywhere.

 

Migrating geese? Lemme just fly up there and PUNCH ONE IN THE FACE!

 

Then I'd crash into windows, finally realizing why the birds do it so much.

 

Then I jump off of stuff with no safety net or bungee just to freak people out but then I spread my wings and fly off, screaming, "GOTCHA!"

 

Next, I go to a football game and dive down to the field to intercept a pass and fly away with the ball. 

 

Then I dunno...I think I'd just poop on cars. 

[Lucky Bolt 35,063]

Honestly, that would be the best day of life. I’d take to the skies immediately! You’ll never see my feet on the ground again! 

[Dreambiscuit 9,818]

Obviously being a ground-based life-form would be over. I’d want to build a nest and look down on all the less fortunate souls beneath me. But the first thing I’d do is see how high I can fly before I pass out from oxygen deprivation. (Hopefully I’d come-to before I fall to the ground, and if I didn’t, just skip the whole nest thing. I won’t be needing it). 

[Thuja 3,659]

I think I'd also like to swap out wings for gills and fins, I'd probably help out with research of the ocean(depending on how far I can swim?) and help clean it up.  Hopefully some shark or killer whale doesn't mistake me for a seal... 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,679]

Work my way up towards being the first avian humanoid to perform a sonic rainboom.