So, what is your natural enemy?

[Arretez 225]

My natural enemies are mornings, automatic paper towel dispensers, and deadlines. I've never really cared for mornings, which is mainly because I can't seem to wake up and stay up. Even if I get twelve hours of sleep, I'm never able to stay awake if the time is before eight A.M.

 

     Automatic paper towel dispensers just seem to hate me. Every time I try to use one, it never stops dispensing. When I use them, people just outside of the bathroom will often here such phrases as: "No! Stop! That's enough!" "It just keeps on coming!" Make it stop! Please! Make it stop!" and "How is there still more?!" I get some really awkward stares when I come out, so I just try to play it cool.

 

     Deadlines are probably my worst natural enemy. I never plan for anything, and when I do, it always backfires. I can never stay focused on a task long enough to complete it in one sitting, and schedules are an invention of the Inquisition. So, yeah. I hate deadlines.

[Rayalicious 435]

 

 

The second is a deep seeded hatred... MUSTARD! Freaking MUSTARD! Why? Just look at it!

Mustard ? I am actually pretty scared of cocktail sauce because man these things do not agree with me AT ALL IF u know what i mean XD  i mean look at it man this is horrible

[Thou 37]

My worst enemy is probably either my mind ( I tend to overthink things then get scared of them) and belaying someone on rock climbing. I was belaying with my friend and I wasn't trained and I dropped him 10 feet. NEVER doing that EVER again.

[Klick-Klack 299]

Driving ? Bitch please im 16 y.o drive around without a drivers/learner license another wonders of this country+none of the policemen will stop if u have an Adult next to u .Driving my dad's AUDI A6 XD when u scratch it there comes ur worst natural enemy

That person didn't insult you in anyway, did he/she? It didn't look like it from this angle, and driving a vehicle is only as big of a deal as you make it out to be. Which you have, so that begs the question, how often do you drive?

[Chain Combo 135]

My true fear/enemy are flying cockroaches. Two weeks ago I was in bed doing something I don't remember when I saw a giant water bug or cockroach the biggest I've ever seen in my life. I'm sacred because I hate bugs already and I refuse to touch one with bare skin, so I try to get the raid and a shoe to kill it, as am about to get them it makes this rapid nose I see the huge thing flying I proceed to lose my **** and run out the door and stay there and not go to sleep that night the next morning my father kills it. I then they existed for the longest I'm still not ready for through.

[Rayalicious 435]

That person didn't insult you in anyway, did he/she? It didn't look like it from this angle, and driving a vehicle is only as big of a deal as you make it out to be. Which you have, so that begs the question, how often do you drive?

no bro i didn't mean to insult him, its just a way to say"another flaw in this country" and how much i drive i did almost this whole  summer, actually started last year same time but really if u have a look at the way people drive here u will go hide literally. If u don't cross a red light specially if its safe as in there no traffic passing by people will yell at you and honk as in "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR Mother****** , CANT U SAY ITS SAFE,GO ALREADY!!"

so yeah i would say that its ok to start at such age XD u will need to develop skills high enough to dodge other drivers

Edited August 23, 2013 by supersonic rainboom

[Klick-Klack 299]

no bro i didn't mean to insult him, its just a way to say"another flaw in this country" and how much i drive i did almost this whole  summer, actually started last year same time but really if u have a look at the way people drive here u will go hide literally. If u don't cross a red light specially if its safe as in there no traffic passing by people will yell at you and honk as in "WHAT ARE WAITING FOR Mother****** , CANT U SAY ITS SAFE,GO ALREADY!!"

so yeah i would say that its ok to start at such age XD u will need to develop skills high enough to dodge other drivers

Ah right xD sorry I misunderstood you. where I live in Germany you can drive at 17 with an adult who has a lisence, then 18 going solo. The road rules here are strict, and I'm sure you've heard about the German polizei xD

[Dsanders 5,742]

My natural enemy would actually have to be any large body of salt water. I freaking hate salt water! I remember a long time ago when me and some friends of mine were at the beach and we decided to swim far out towards the nearest buoy. Along the way, so much salt water went down my mouth as I was swimming. I wanted to throw up. The ocean seemed to love my friends though, because it didn't bother them one bit!  :okiedokielokie:

 

So yeah, since then, the thought of salt water has just sicken me. It's one of the most disgusting things I have ever came across. 

 

And oh yea! Huge flying insects! I hate them so much. They freak the living hell out of me. Like everytime I see a huge wasp or black beetle fly up close to my face, I literally flip and then frantically try and get as far as I can away from those demons.

 

I would seriously want to have a mini-flamethrower on me. I would just love to just burn and kill all those spawns of the devil and laugh maniacally. 

 

lol jk

 

But seriously, I hate hate HATE any giant flying insect demon thing that dare comes close to me!

Edited August 23, 2013 by Sanderspie

[Sylentmana 271]

Mexican food is one of my worst enemies. I always get horrible heart burn and stomach aches that last for hours. Then I Mt. St. Helens my bathroom. I'm also terrified of insect larva, especially grubs. They freak me out and even though I'm 25, if one touches me I will cry.  This pic was actually very difficult for my to get because it freaks me out so much, but...

[Zygen 6,065]

Um, i dunno.

 

Most insects scare me alot, heights to.

 

Dunno if those counts as natural enemies or not.

 

Um, i also really really hate the sound styraphome makes(Can't spell it correctly either.) it makes me get this strange feeling inside and it drives me crazy.

 

I don't like guts or stuff like that, it scares me to death, and back before i discovered my fear exactly for them, i'd get nightmares from them.

 

Plus they're gross, and i don't have the strongest stomach.

 

And uh, i dunno what else i can throw in .

 

Not sure if any of these count but uh, yeah.

[Planty 1,052]

Hmm, I guess for me it would be water

 

I've never really liked it that much and getting wet! I'm trying to change that though, getting a gym membership with unlimited swimming pool access next year !

[Rayalicious 435]

 

 

I'm also terrified of insect larva, especially grubs. They freak me out and even though I'm 25, if one touches me I will cry.  This pic was actually very difficult for my to get because it freaks me out so much, but...

  WOWOWOWOWOWO DUDE i was reading the post then the pic poped in front of me ( i screamed inside me and I was like DAFUK!!!)T_T this is scary  on whole new level, off the charts, i had mini heart attack  XD tho i appreciate this "interesting/creepy" phobia :S

[Ihei 711]

My natural enemy...? Hmm, probably luck. I swear, luck is out to get me. It's like I never won a Bingo game in what, five years..? I haven't won or gotten to do something amazing for as long as I can remember. I flunk a test when I think I did good, I suck at a video game when I think it'd be fun. Seriously... the battle is never ending. 

[Rayalicious 435]

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update i have the fear of seeing blood (in big amounts). So we all got injured one day and bled a little than it stopped no big deal but come close and i'll tell you about one of my most horrible injuries<br />

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It was a day like ever other one, i was walking down the hill in my school talking with some friends, in this corner some PSPplayers, and over there football , and on another corner some basketball, it was all normal untilll BAAAAAAMMM all saw was something black that hit me in the face at very high velocity. It was so dark around me(even thou it was at lunch break so it was pretty sunny) my face was resting on the rough, yet cold asphalt( i had directly blacked out and collapsed), i tried to stand up but there was no power, there were 4 hand pulling me up, still all dark. After a few seconds these anonymous people manged to get me standing, and i was hearing around me was chatter and gasps. ( i couldnt open my eyes because the pain was like atrocity ). All that i felt was a warm slimy liquid, that i directly identified, it had the scent of metal, pure metal. My legs were bring dragged behind me because of my lack of energy i couldnt hold them. I heard my name many times by a voice near me, it was following me, actullay he was dragging me with another friend up the steep hill. As soon as we reached the top i was able to gain partial conscious , and hardly opened my eyes i also had to be grabbed by my friends downs the long stairs that led to the nurse's office.I lost the track of time i couldn't feel my face completely, only the contour. I felt the cold shocking, yet refreshing water on my face as it was thrown directly ON me, which causes the school uniform to be damp. I was able to see but not perfect enough and i was still bleeding, all i saw around me was a bunch of klenex and the water splashed on the floor. As i tried to talk the nurse calmly asked me to stay silent and calm. She asked me if u could stand up on my own, as i slowly but surely stood off the yellow bench, she asked me to take a step that simply failed. Just before i lost balance and blacked out completely again. the nurse and the 2 friends that had helped me before managed to catch my fall. I was layed in the bed and got my legs raised (for some blood to flow back up to my brain). After maybe 10 minutes ( i couldn't know ) i regained Full consciousness. Without saying a word i was escorted to a private car, which started the half hour journey towards the hospital. After we reached the hospital i was X-rayed and was diagnosed with 2 fractures in the nose (explaining the numbness of my face). It was horrible.... The guy who shot the ball me stated it was an accident but i ofc don't believe him, he was laughiing so hard just as i got hit, i can still remember his laugh during my first blackout.<br />

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Thx for reading (this is an event that actually happened) would like to hear your opinions about it:)</p>

Edited August 23, 2013 by supersonic rainboom

[Sylentmana 271]

  WOWOWOWOWOWO DUDE i was reading the post then the pic poped in front of me ( i screamed inside me and I was like DAFUK!!!)T_T this is scary  on whole new level, off the charts, i had mini heart attack  XD tho i appreciate this "interesting/creepy" phobia :S

Yeah, tell me about it. When I found the pic I got as far away from the computer as I possibly could and I copied the URL with just two fingers. I almost let a whimper escape too.

[Rolls Royce 606]

This one stoplight in the town north of me.  No matter what time of day, what day it is, or how much traffic is on the road, it always turns red as I'm approaching it.  It has only stayed green like one or two times out of the 3 and a half years I've been driving.  Also, I kid you not, I was driving home one night at one in the morning, not a single car was on the road other than myself.  As I approach the light, it turns red, with absolutely nothing coming toward its from any other roads at that intersection.  It has done this every time but once, all at 1 in the morning.

[Smarts 1,620]

I have a few.

• Wires. They are the bane of my very existence. Wires were specifically created to make lives miserable. The way they get tangled with ease and are everywhere. I find myself untangling wires often because of how evil they are. Also, the length of wires is something that annoys me. It seems they are too short at times and at other times are too long and get in the way. Wires = Creations of the Underworld.
• Heat. I prefer freezing cold weather rather than scorching hot weather. The heat sucks. Too hot to do much without finding shade or drinking plenty of water. I'm so very thankful for air conditioners, but the heat is still awful. Screw you summer!
• People. It seems that no matter what, this is what it boils down to. People generally dislike me for no reason other than to find enjoyment in it and in turn, I have learned to consider them enemies. I trust no one in real life and that's how it will be. Seems I better start preparing to live a hermit life...
• My biggest enemy is myself. I hate myself with a burning passion, probably more than I hate people. I'm nothing more than a waste of space and oxygen. I question the meaning of my own existence only to remember that I have no purpose here on this horrible chunk of rock called Earth.

Edited August 23, 2013 by SmartyPants

[Rayalicious 435]

After reading through all the posts im almost convinced that we are mostly afraid of ourselves (to be honest at some times i'm sacred that i compare myslef to others, alot, enough to make me fell bad)

 

 

Also post here your worst experiences with your "natural" enemies (check my story on page 2 )

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,671]

Cold. An unexpected side-effect of the Metroid vaccine.

I live in the tropics where the temperature is around 30ºC/86ºF all year round. Sub 20ºC/68ºF temperatures tend to make me feel cold. I did get myself into a freezer once. I only lasted seconds. Though I had no coat on.

[Broseph 215]

My natural enemy would have to be Wasps.

Can't stand Wasps.
The way they look creeps me out, the way they sound creeps me out, their general purpose creeps me out..
They just creep me out.
I'm fine with bees.. At least bees die when they sting you and they look kinda cute, but WASPS?

[GhostPony750 958]

We share something, op. My skin is so pale that people called me "Ghost".

 

Another natural enemy would be me emotions, I don't trust them, terrible things.

Also crowds, it's my biggest fear, I tend to panic when there's too many people and it's too noisy.

 

Edit: It's always a pain to write with an iPod.

Edited August 24, 2013 by GhostPony750

[just ignore me 86]

SPIDERS.

 

They are my worst enemy I spend one day a month spider proofing my room because every time I see one climb behind my desk or bed I won't sleep till it's dead.

[~Luminiferous Ether~ 107]

My natural enemy is school.

 

Yep, unless I have a good teacher, no work gets done, it's very bad for my morale and I just procrastinate

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

Trees, something always goes horribly wrong when I get near trees from falling out of them to cracking my head on a branch I didn't see. Maybe a little fire will put those jerks in their place

[Gone Airbourne 21,969]

People who try to beat you down to make themselves feel better about themselves. And people who just don't know when to leave someone alone