As a Human would you date a pony?

[baltoist 303]

only if it was luna shes so pwetty

[Syntax Theory 16]

They are not from Earth, therefore they are aliens. Also Commander Shepard is disappointed in you for not being a Hunan while dating sapient aliens.

 

The problem that some people have with getting in an intimate relationship with a pony is (this is my interpretation) that ponies are NOT humanoid. That is, despite being intelligent creatures, they have little to no resemblance to human biology. They may be adorable, intelligent, and sapient, but they still remind us of horses.

 

Commander Shepard can get into relationships with a variety of non-human species, but all of them are humanoid. This includes Asari, Turian, Drell, Quarian, and even Prothean. However, notice how all of the species resemble humans: they are bipedal, have multi-fingered extremities on both arms (including opposable thumbs), and are capable of intelligent thought. Their body size and compositions still resemble humans, though some more so than others.

 

Commander Shepard has no romance options for the Krogan, Volus, Elcor, Hanar, Reapers (lol), etc... despite the fact they are all sentient beings. So, to say that Commander Shepard would be disappointed in one's choice not to get in an intimate relationship with an Equestrian species is unfair. It's not xenophilia. It's pure and simple biology.

 

This is just my own justification as to why I feel this way.

 

But, like I said, to each his/her own. There's been canon in ME of Krogan+Asari relationships, so who's to say there can't be a Human+Equestrian relationship?

Edited April 17, 2014 by Syntax Theory

[Quill Waver 1,408]

I have a massive crush on Princess Twilight Sparkle and I enjoy all of the Mane Sixs' pony-alities, so yes.

[Rhythmic Tempo 49]

It all depends on personality for me. If they were nice enough and such, sure, why the hell not.

[StarSwirlTheBearded 356]

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I mean, if that wanted to take you out on a date, could you really say no? 

My wallet would say no.......

 

Not when they look real.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Call me shallow, but nope.

 

We should probably establish a standard for what the pony would look like.  There's two different extremes going on here.  However, I must say that Fleur de Lis looks pretty good, and the realistic Pinkie Pie is hilarious.

[Syntax Theory 16]

The show-style ponies look good, but how would we (in our realistic world) fit with them in the first place? Either we would change into an MLP-styled form ("Equestria Girls" humans?), or the ponies would change into a form more fitting for our world... like that Pinkie Pie. *shudders*

[Mr. Nutt™ 146]

The show-style ponies look good, but how would we (in our realistic world) fit with them in the first place? Either we would change into an MLP-styled form ("Equestria Girls" humans?), or the ponies would change into a form more fitting for our world... like that Pinkie Pie. *shudders*

Maybe it would be like how the cartoon characters looked in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

[CT-1138 3,180]

Totally! They're like minded individuals, I don't see why love shouldn't be able to transcend looks.

[Anneal 2,194]

But I'm not from China and don't date aliens 

 

Err...I'm Chinese, so I'm not sure if that's meant to be offensive or not. 

 

But no, I'm not dating a pony. I like ponies, but it's just weird to date another species.

[Cassafrass 249]

I'm only fourteen, so I can't say a whole lot, but I would have to say a whole lot of NOPE. No way... I would love to have one as a friend, but... date? No way, no how... that'd be waaaaaaay too weird. O.O

[mars 4,861]

No. Absolutely not. They may have the mind of humans, but they still are identifiable with equines. I would still consider it bestiality, which although a lifestyle of some, I could absolutely not partake in.

[Bendy 1,819]

The show-style ponies look good, but how would we (in our realistic world) fit with them in the first place? Either we would change into an MLP-styled form ("Equestria Girls" humans?), or the ponies would change into a form more fitting for our world... like that Pinkie Pie. *shudders*

It may not be impossible for them not look pretty in real life, almost like their cartoon selves.

 

 

Also something as silly as Ponies existing. They might as well look like cartoon characters made real from another universe.

 

 

The problem that some people have with getting in an intimate relationship with a pony is (this is my interpretation) that ponies are NOT humanoid. That is, despite being intelligent creatures, they have little to no resemblance to human biology. They may be adorable, intelligent, and sapient, but they still remind us of horses.

 

Commander Shepard can get into relationships with a variety of non-human species, but all of them are humanoid. This includes Asari, Turian, Drell, Quarian, and even Prothean. However, notice how all of the species resemble humans: they are bipedal, have multi-fingered extremities on both arms (including opposable thumbs), and are capable of intelligent thought. Their body size and compositions still resemble humans, though some more so than others.

 

Commander Shepard has no romance options for the Krogan, Volus, Elcor, Hanar, Reapers (lol), etc... despite the fact they are all sentient beings. So, to say that Commander Shepard would be disappointed in one's choice not to get in an intimate relationship with an Equestrian species is unfair. It's not xenophilia. It's pure and simple biology.

 

This is just my own justification as to why I feel this way.

 

But, like I said, to each his/her own. There's been canon in ME of Krogan+Asari relationships, so who's to say there can't be a Human+Equestrian relationship?

But the Ponies do look Human, their faces look like a Human's face. Forward facing eyes, expressive eyes and faces. Plus these Ponies got nice flanks.

 

Also in Mass Effect the Asari have been known to date Hanar. Hanar are not humanoid. Hanar unlike Ponies, I find too damn ugly to date.

No. Absolutely not. They may have the mind of humans, but they still are identifiable with equines. I would still consider it bestiality, which although a lifestyle of some, I could absolutely not partake in.

Calling bestiality to a sapient species would be considered racist.

Edited April 18, 2014 by Rush

[Venomous 18,813]

No, I can't say I would date a pony.

No. Absolutely not. They may have the mind of humans, but they still are identifiable with equines. I would still consider it bestiality, which although a lifestyle of some, I could absolutely not partake in.

I agree with you 100% on that.

Edited April 18, 2014 by Samurott77

[Dattebayo 2,850]

No, I can't say I would date a pony.

 

I agree with you 100% on that.

I saw your unedited post, you sly boots. ;o

[ponybatlover 1]

of course but only if it was a bat pony, i think flutterbat stands out

[Andaasonsan 3,205]

Also in Mass Effect the Asari have been known to date Hanar. Hanar are not humanoid. Hanar unlike Ponies, I find too damn ugly to date. 

But breeding with other species is kind of the Asari's thing, and is how their species maintains genetic diversity. Plus apparently every species seems to think the Asari resemble their own species because of Asari pheromones and other stuff.

[Bendy 1,819]

But breeding with other species is kind of the Asari's thing, and is how their species maintains genetic diversity. Plus apparently every species seems to think the Asari resemble their own species because of Asari pheromones and other stuff.

 

So, by your logic Asari can date a Pony, but a Human can't?

[Andaasonsan 3,205]

So, by your logic Asari can date a Pony, but a Human can't?

I don't really care if humans date magical pastel ponies. 

 

What I'm saying is, is that is why it's not weird for Asari to be physically attracted to other species and other species to be attracted to them. (At least within the mythology of the Mass Effect universe.)

[Wayzer 1,418]

Dunno if I already posted in here, but I'm going to post again here... no I wouldn't, firstly because it's plain impossible it's a cartoon after all. Secondly it's unethical to me

[Syntax Theory 16]

But the Ponies do look Human, their faces look like a Human's face. Forward facing eyes, expressive eyes and faces. Plus these Ponies got nice flanks.

 

I don't care how human they may look; to me, they still look like ponies. They still ARE ponies. They have four hoofed legs, a tail, and really big eyes. Probably as big as your hand.

 

I am a human, I hope to one day find another human mate to form an intimate relationship with.

 

Bottom line, I don't find ponies to be sexually attractive. They are adorable, yes. Not sexy. Doesn't mean I won't form a strong friendship with one, if given the chance.

Edited April 18, 2014 by Syntax Theory

[Bendy 1,819]

I don't care how human they may look; to me, they still look like ponies. They still ARE ponies. I am a human, I hope to one day find another human mate to form an intimate relationship with.

 

Bottom line, I don't find ponies to be sexually attractive. They are adorable, yes. Not sexy. 

 

Alright, fine. As long as you don't go protesting against Human and MLP FIM Ponies marrying in another parallel universe.

Edited April 18, 2014 by Rush

[Syntax Theory 16]

Alright, fine. As long as you don't go protesting against Human and MLP FIM Ponies marrying in another parallel universe.

 

What they'd do with each other is their own business. I don't mind the fact that others would be willing to do so, it's just that I can't possibly feel the same way. 

 

...Excuse me while I remind myself that this is all headcanon and cry inside because ponies don't actually exist. 

[Fluttershutter 2,120]

I believe I've answered this many times. Yes I would.

[Moost 164]

Nope because that would be bestiality, and that's seriously illegal.

[Bendy 1,819]

Nope because that would be bestiality, and that's seriously illegal.

 

Ponies are sapient, therefor xenophilia.

 

If I didn't like the Ponies, I wouldn't turn them down for that reason.

Edited April 18, 2014 by Rush