Suitaloo

Oh, I'm supposed to choose a primary weapon too? Well, I guess if my sidearm is the Judge, I may as well go with a primary shotgun and I'd say I'd go with the classic Franchi SPAS-12 If not that, then the Atchisson Assault Shotgun, also known as the AA-12

Well, I guess my Raifu is the Taurus Judge. It's a revolver that shoots bloody shotgun shells, how awesome is that?

I do play it, but my relationship with it is similar to that of Stockholm Syndrome. I know it's just going to keep making me angry and yet I go back, game after game. Oh well. I guess I'd say my favorite hero is Brewmaster, I just really like his design and his ultimate is always fun when you manage to get a huge teamfight going.

Favorite pokemon? I'm going to have to say Porygon-Z. Mostly because I like my computer and the idea of an artificial pokemon intrigues me as well as the fact that it's a severely underrated pokemon power-wise, because while it doesn't have the bulk of it's predecessor, it's an amazing special sweeper if you can baton pass it a nasty plot or agility boost.

Oh my god... I just did the Car Shop heist that was released for spring break... IT'S BLOODY AMAZING! You just need to play it, it is perfect. I can't wait for more content with cars!

Really, I don't know if I have one yet. I certainly don't have a job that I like. I have a job, but it's really something I had to settle for because it was the only one available. I want to try cooking, but I'm not sure if it'll be something I want to do as a career, or just as a hobby. Then again, my OC is a bartender, so maybe I could get in to that. It's a subset of cooking I guess.

Well, I went with "business" because the collective for ferrets is a "business" and I feel like if ferrets were sentient, they'd be pretty damn cynical. Plus I can't think of the term "cabal" without thinking of Anti-Mage from Dota 2 saying "I've sundered this cabal!" http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/b/bc/Anti_ability_multi_01.mp3 Then again, Anti-Mage's backstory is all about him being part of a group of monks that believed in no magic and were slaughtered by the legions of a god of the undead while they put up no fight, because they were convinced they were hallucinations, so I guess he could be considered fairly cynical.

Fair enough. The cynic is a peculiar creature, preferring to find those of their own kind and stick together. I believe the term for a group of cynics is a "business".

I don't think I have much of a reputation here considering I post so rarely, though now that I've gotten back in to posting more often, I guess I'm the resident cynic now.

I put Lust, but Wrath is also a viable option for me I suppose. Lust not so much for sleeping around, but more for spending a bit to much.. *ahem* "alone-time". As for Wrath, I'm not really a mean-spirited person. I'm tying this more in to Dante's Divine Comedy, particularly, Dante's Inferno, in Circle 7, Canto 13. The Forest of Suicides. While obviously, I haven't succeeded with suicide, as I'm here writing this, I have considered it many times throughout my life, and quite honestly, I don't foresee myself dying a natural death, withering away in some retirement home in Florida. I may live to be that old, I may not, but I'll know when my time has come and I'll go out by my own hand, even if I need someone else to hold it steady for me. It qualifies as Wrath because suicide is considered self-murder, and so I will have committed at least one murder by the time I die, even if the only one is my own. Sorry if it got a bit too dark, but that's just what I've been thinking about recently.

Honestly, I'm not a fan of them. I'm fine with furries, hell, I'm one myself, but fursuits just creep me out, and they always have since I was a kid. And the rise of 5NAF hasn't helped any at all either.

I've been maining Gdubs and Pac-man mostly. They're both pretty dang powerful if you either get lucky or have better air game than the enemy. Because Gdubs can just keep jumping around powerful ground characters like Little Mac, and both of their recoveries are amazing, so you can ledge guard very effectively.

I was feeling especially cynical at the time I wrote the part about people not helping one another other than if they profit. As for Tyler Durden, you should know the first and second rules about that place, never talk about it.

No, I have taken a beating before, and this was in middle school during the time I was just starting to be bullied for most of my school career, so there's that. I actually do have a legitimate longing to get in to a real fight with someone though. I don't know what causes it, but there are times where I just want to beat the snot out of someone or at least have a challenge doing so. And trying to punch a pillow or punching bag don't work for me because they either have too little or too much give, respectively. Pillows have little to no structure, and punching bags are nigh-solid so it's almost like punching a brick wall that's hanging on a chain. I want to punch something fleshy and with enough structure that it is a feasible human substitute, or even better, someone who's willing to fight me. Maybe it's a little bit of napoleon complex because I'm short, very skinny and not very intimidating at all, but I want to unleash a lot of rage that's been building up over the years on a willing victim. I don't want to go around just trying to start fights, because then I'll just be an ass and likely get thrown in jail. Maybe I'll get more chances in a year when I can legally go in to a bar and get hammered and something will happen, I don't know. As for the necessity of fighting, yeah of course it's necessary to fight back some times. It should be avoided, and I know it sounds strange coming from me, considering the whole paragraph I just wrote about how I want to beat somebody up, but I know it's not going to work out in the end, but if you need to defend yourself or someone else, that's generally when you should be fighting. Or if you're sparring to practice with a willing partner to prepare in case you need to defend yourself or someone else.

This is just another case of Poe's Law in action. He's either completely out of his mind or he's being so sarcastic that nobody can tell.