Meson Bolt

Heterosexual, and staying that way. Not only have I never been attracted to other guys, but my belief doesn't approve of homosexuality. It's not really a big problem for me anyways. Still, if you are homosexual, I can be cool with you. Just as long as, y'know, I'm not the recipient of unwarranted affection.

Ahhh, I get it. Well, I haven't seen my own profile pic up yet...

Agree with @@Sekr Gray, I'm not sure what this is. Sounds fun though.

Oh my... Well I'd really like to join this topic, but BOTH of my registered OC's are pegasi. I could, however (for the entirety of this roleplay) have them both be Earth Ponies, since their lack of pegasi-ness wouldn't really bother me that much. Characters that I'd be introducing are: Meson Bolt -- https://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/meson-bolt-r9150 Wind "Spits" Cycler -- https://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/wind-spits-cycler-r9151 Edit: Oh right, prewar stuff. Ummhhh, well Meson Bolt would be a librarian's assistant living in a residential home near where the megaspells hit. Since Spits' previous job was on a weather team, for this roleplay she'd be unemployed and living with Meson.

"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose." -- Jim Elliot "If you haven't done everything, you haven't done a thing." -- William Red Whittaker "If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all men." -- St. Paul "Don't let anyone tell you the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon." -- R.M. Hunter

You know it's dangerous to give a thread like this to a person who can type 148 words per minute and their brain doesn't keep up with the fingers on the keys because I can't spell for crap and I'm currently listening to a dubstep remix of a song that is making me feel pretty freakin' high. I really shouldn't swear here beacuse yknow "dont say swears" is the cool thing now I guess that's from Jerma and Ster for anyone who watches TF2 playthroughs. Wow I got off topic, which is weird because normally Im talking about smothering people in my chemistry lab. Actually that was last semester and nobody cares about that since I got a horrible grade. Edit: Okay that was way too much fun and I think I'mma do it again. Anybody here play Tanki Online? I'm a freaking boss at that game, I can railscope you 420 or whatever the MLG thing for that is. Actually there's only one gun in that game with a scope and it freaking sucks it's the sniper rifle and you can't move when scoped in. Speaking of which, I really like the railgun on RoboCraft since it's the only gun with the scope and you can take people out from across the map. I built this one railcopter that I think was like tier 4 or something and had a rating of 22k or something like that it was double rotor with energy shields or electroplates or whatever you call them all around I'd get peppered by SMG's and soak up all the damage because my hull was way too strong. Just like my biceps.

Seriously, who doesn't like being awake at night? There's no routine of what you have to do, nothing except your stomach to tell you when to eat, and nobody but you being alone with yourself. Late night is when I catch up on YouTube videos, watch MLP, eat, do my homework, play video games, etc. People call me lazy because I sleep in till 12:00. I'm no less active than anybody else, I'm just active at different times. (Edit: Also Roseluck you have the cutest avatar) (Edit #2: Also, I haz cupcake!)

No consequences, except for, y'know, being a doormat in the morning. -_-

Depends on which friend it is, doesn't it? Well I'd probably do my best to give them a quick and painless death. A lot of people think shooting in the head is the correct way to end someone, but in reality, it's the back of the neck you need to target. A bladed weapon works best, since it'll ensure destruction of the brainstem. I'd wait until they were asleep, and then end them. Or just chicken out and run off. (Dangit, why is there no Scootaloo emote?!)

I'm up late almost all the time. Dunno why, maybe I just like hangin' with Luna.

Really the only times I swear is online where I think nobody really cares, or when I think it's appropriate. Even then, more often than not I censor it, either partially or fully, replacing whatever word with *imagination*. It's actually really funny sometimes. Sometimes I swear to myself, but that's only in private, and even then, I don't even say the whole word sometimes. I'm either afraid that someone will hear it, or afraid that I'll somehow offend myself. I'm weird. The strongest word I've used around anyone other than myself was with my brother. He asked if I was angry with him, and I answered to him "Yer goddamn right!" Aaaaand he went off on a fuse because I guess he didn't get that reference.

D-Dashie? *stares awkwardly* Uh, thanks?

^ My wake-up time varies from 4:00 in the morning to 1:00 in the afternoon, depending on when I went to sleep. > I have really bad hiccups right now v How do you review a crappy story that gets a ton of positive reviews?

Oh geez! Hope you'll be alright. I dislocated a knee once! It hurt! So I know how that feels.

Eh, feeling kinda sick. Still trying to get over a cold that I had last week. *sniff*

Ah, heh... wow. Better than me, that's for sure!

Feeling a sudden urge to write a short fanfic about Applejack... Dunno why.

^ Dim sum. I like dark algebra. (also sorry about the whole updog thing, it's the first thing that came to my mind) > Trying to substitute the word "Emmanuel" for "America" in the 'Murica, Fuck Yeah! song. v Farts or burps?