Come up with a really bad moral.

[chirox the pony 1,336]

So do you have an idea for a really bad moral for this show, whether it's just stupid or a really horrible message post it here.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I think it would be pretty bad if they started using their friendship powers to brainwash ponies into being nice. I've seen it happen on many kids shows and it's just wrong. 

Edited October 24, 2014 by Stormgiggle

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

Not listening to another pony even after all of your friends have abandoned him/her.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Dear Princess Celsetia-

Today I learned that it's okay to ruthlessly murder ponies, as long as they are evil!

Sincerely, Twilight Sparkle. 

[Scootaloodle 1,622]

Dear Princess Celestia:

 

Today I tried my best and failed miserably. I learnt that the lesson is, never try.

 

Your Faithful Student

 

Twilight Sparkle

Edited October 24, 2014 by Scootaloodle

[Chatterbox 25]

Dear Princess Celsetia-

Today I learned that it's okay to ruthlessly murder ponies, as long as they are evil!

Sincerely, Twilight Sparkle. 

Dear Princess Celestia-

Ruthlessly mudering nice ones, as I have just found out, is way more rewarding, but as I have also just found out, makes the jail sentences longer.

Sincerely, your faithful student Princess Sparkle.

 

 

P.S. Bail money plz

[Dark Qiviut 22,393]

Dear Princess Celestia:

 

Today I heard that in order to make friends with someone, one great way is to control him. It's okay to control your friends because once they break your promise, you don't have to be their friend anymore.

 

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Wait. They've done this moral.

 

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Now for a concept of a really bad moral, bribing for friendship is terrible. Friendship isn't monetary nor something you should gain through an act that's considered criminal.

 

Or how about you shouldn't expect compensation for what you do. One show already did that — Fairly Oddparents — and it'd be cruel to perform such a moral here.

Edited October 24, 2014 by Dark Qiviut

[Castle Bleck 19,341]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Today I learned that you should always forgive your enemies, even if they're unrepentant sociopaths who'll just use it as an excuse to keep coming back for more.

 

Your Faithful Student,

Twilight Sparkle

[whitetiger187 197]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Today I learned that if something is too hard to achieve, then it's probably not worth it in the first place.

 

 

Your Faithful student,

 

Twilight Sparkle

 

(I ripped this from the Simpsons)

Edited October 24, 2014 by whitetiger187

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Today I learned that everypony is responsible for facing their own problems.

 

Your faithful student,

 

Twilight Sparkle

 

 

 

 

 

Edited October 24, 2014 by Regulus

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

Dear Princess Celestia

 

Sometimes, it's okay to steal from someone else, especially if they're a complete jerk. So long as no one finds out, then you're good!

 

Your Faithful Student,

Twilight Sparkle 

[Blackened 512]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Testicles. That is all.

 

Your faithless student, Trylite Sprinkle.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Dear Princess Celestia-

 

Today I learned that international politics is easy! If another country doesn't agree with your political ideology, simply disintegrate the ruler of that country with weaponized friendship! 

 

Your Faithful Student, Twilight Sparkle 

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,331]

Dear Princess Celsetia: I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING!

 

Never mind they did that.

 

Dear Princess Ceslestia: If someone doesn't want to be your friend, kidnap them against their will, constantly annoy them, and stalk them so much that you make a replica of their house and steal their vacuum clearer to get them over.

 

Oh wait, Spongebob did that.

 

Dear Princess Celestia: If someone doesn't want to be your friend, KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!

[whitetiger187 197]

My this thread is fun

 

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Today I learned that is okay to take something from somepony without permission as long you return it before it is missed.

 

Your faithful student,

 

Twilight Sparkle.

Edited October 24, 2014 by whitetiger187

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,331]

Or my personal favorite:

 

Applebloom: Dear Princess Celestia: Everypony has a talent, but me and my friends. So that moral is bad and should be changed to if you don't have a talent, you suck at life.

 

I was good at making purposely bad morals as a kid due to my over exposure to them. Now I know in writing, it's not a good idea to make jokes when presenting a moral. Dexter's Lab did that by making a joke saying Christmas is about the presents. Yeah, especially if you're writing under PG, not a good idea. People could take it seriously.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

"Dear Princess Celestia:

Today I learned that when necessary, it's always a good thing to twist other ponies' minds to confusion. Oh, and help others get #rekt.

From your faithful student,

Twilight Sparkle Twoloight Spahkul."

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,331]

Dear Princess Celestia:

 

If your friend beats you at a competition, no matter what it is, KILL THEM! They beat you, they don't deserve to win.

 

Your faithful student: Some psychopath 

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Revenge is always warranted, because otherwise they'll never learn.

 

Your pal,

Crazy Steve

 

Oh, this is fun!

Edited October 24, 2014 by PoisonClaw

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,331]

Dear Princess Celestia:

 

Put your friends down for their interests and say how their interests are terrible because they're "different" and "not normal" all on the morning of your birthday.

 

This actually happened to me just so you know (he apologized though)

[Castle Bleck 19,341]

On 2014-10-24 at 1:15 PM, Stormgiggle said:

Dear Princess Celsetia-

Today I learned that it's okay to ruthlessly murder ponies, as long as they are evil!

Sincerely, Twilight Sparkle. 

That's actually happened on the show:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXiv5zhzu-g

*Shudder.*

Edited March 3, 2022 by Even Evil Has Standards

[MuffinQueenDerpy 131]

Dear Princess Celestia-

Ruthlessly mudering nice ones, as I have just found out, is way more rewarding, but as I have also just found out, makes the jail sentences longer.

 

Sincerely, your faithful student Princess Sparkle.

 

 

P.S. Bail money plz

Dear Princess Celestia-

Today I learned a spell to break out of jail (With no help from you, that is) I also learned how fun it is to kill alicorns. Been missing Cadence lately? I used a spell which sucked my magic right outta her pretty little mutipastel-colored body. 

 

Sincerely, your murderous student,

Princess Twilight Sparkle

 

P.S: Do you know how to sneak past the guard spell on Luna's room? No need to be concerned.. 

[A goat 323]

Saying that "dressing up as Adolph Hitler for Halloween will make you popular" would be a bad moral.

[Ponyville728 24]

I can't think of anything to beat the message in "It Ain't Easy Being Breezies" in this regard. Maybe "sometimes everyone would be better if you had never been born" would come close, but it's still not as bad IMO as IAEBB was -- oh wait that one was done too, in Fairly OddParents "It's a Wishful Life".

[Castle Bleck 19,341]

 

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Today I learned that after millions of fans make you nigh-untouchable in sports entertainment — you should reward them by then ignoring what they want, and instead giving them what you want. And don't worry if you end-up losing a ton of them, your best workers, and your revenue; at the end of the day, all that matters is being able to pat yourself on the back.

 

Your Faithful Executive,

Vince McMahon

Edited March 3, 2022 by Even Evil Has Standards