If you were a food, what would you be?

[The Recherche 29,969]

Rice: reliable and always available... but kinda dull. 

[Wannabrony 11,640]

I would be dark chocolate. Some people really like it but for others who don't, all it does is leave a bitter and unpleasant aftertaste. Though dark chocolate it could be helpful in some cases (for me it's treating headaches. ), again, it just isn't for everyone.  

3 hours ago, Recherche said:

Rice: reliable and always available... but kinda dull. 

I don't think you're dull, you're a great person to talk with! After all, adding some star anises while steaming the rice makes it much more fragrant!

Also, rice is an Asian's favourite.  It all makes sense!

[Porrot 96]

 

Gross and vomit-inducing...

[Pr0m4NV14 839]

Well, isn’t it obvious?

[Dreambiscuit 10,093]

I think I posted on this thread before, but it's been a long time and things have changed. Today I want to be an egg. Eggs are versatile and tasty and I like that. 

I wouldn't mind being an Avocado for that matter. 

[Guest]

I think I'd be some kind of a cheap carrot pancake. What even is the English equivalent for 'lettu'? 

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

Devil's food cake...cuz I'm evil. EVIL! Bwahahahaha!

[Narcissus 355]

An old banana turning black and spotty...or possibly a burnt piece of toast. It would be something unpalatable like that. 

[Hollow Wing 51]

An old hot dog... Iam Ultimately futile.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

I'd be anything BUT pizza

Too much people eat it. 

[kaiser5578 340]

Schnitzel due to my deeply rooted Germaness

[Lunar Glow 676]

My girlfriend says that I taste like red velvet cupcakes so I suppose that's what I have to be .

[碇 シンジン 27,433]

Probably tree bark or moss

[Oblivion 20,270]

Tacos so I could eat myseld! Wait what???? 

[Cagey 4,248]

Pancakes. That is all. 

[Cocokoru 133]

Ackee. I just hope they are so afraid of me, that I don't get eaten.

[Oblivion 20,270]

Tacos, because I love tacos so much~

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,605]

Burger, definitely burger.

[Dank Pony Child 513]

onion grass

spicy n wild . . . n not meant to be eaten

[Lucky Bolt 35,085]

I don’t know.  I mean...I really like fried chicken so I guess that. 

[Splashee 28,566]

Something sexy, like... um.... coco de mer?
 

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[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,441]

I would be fermented bean curd. Because I am disgusting.