1001 ways to go to Equestria and be your ponysona

[Silverhoof 2,844]

1) Make human Trixie mad and get sent to Equestria as your "punishment."

2) Find the Hidden one way portal in the city of Equestria, USA.

3) Sing a certain Filk song at Bronycon and magically cross over

4) membership at MLP forums + 2000 brohoofs is your ticket.

5) Play an episode, touch the screen when Pinky breaks the 4th wall, and you are in.

6) Pay Lauren Faust $1000.00 bucks and she will show you the way

7) come home find Celestia asleep in your bed, feed her waffles and she will reward you.

 

[Jeric 46,851]

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[P-Jay 1,987]

8) offer a gamecube to the night sky, and luna will take you there

[LHfunk 422]

9) Play the theme song on five different musical instruments, one of which being the theremin.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

10) watch an MLP marathon for 12 hours without sleep...and you're in!

11) get 2000 brohoofs and Feldo will come to your house and take you to Equestria.

12) Give 2000 brohhofs and the same thing happens.

13) MLP forums is secretly a trap created by Queen Chrysalis. We will all be transformed and sent to Equestria as a food source for her minions.

14) Ride a mule train all the way down the Grand Canyon without your feet touching the ground, Jump off into the river, and you will never get wet, you will go to Equestria...but only as a mule.

[P-Jay 1,987]

15) craft the all-mighty bass cannon, and blow a hole into the space-time continuum, effectively making a portal there.

[superdogz1999 551]

16) Talk to a MLP voice actor and make sure he/she replies.

[Meagre Mumbling 72]

17) Fill your bath with MLP merchandise. Bathe for 5-10 minutes and you'll take a ride through reality.

[Dreampuff 242]

18) Eat a cupcake while listening to the theme song backwards

[FluffyGoat13 375]

19) Find a statue of a horse on a full moon at midnight and run headfirst into the base.

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

20) bit your head on the sink to invent the flux capacitor, then build ar time machine with style: travel into the distant future and then get in a fight with a space wizard so he sends you to the Cave of Wonders. Find the lamp, rub it, get the there wishes from the genie. Make one of your wishes an instantaneous teleport to Equestria.

[Solid 1,327]

21) https://mlpforums.com/topic/47085-hypnotize-yourself-to-be-a-pony-links-included/

Edited August 14, 2015 by Solid Scorpion

[10InTheTardis 509]

22) Draw Gabe Newell as a pony, print out a copy of it's face and go to a tattoo parlour, then ask for them to tattoo the face across your whole face, you now have Gaben's face.

[Randimaxis 8,652]

23) Discord, of course. }

[cwhip9 1,078]

24) bake an muffin cake, add pink frosting on it. slam your face into cake and you'l find yourself in pinki's pie place as your oc

Edited August 17, 2015 by cwhip9

[BlueBrony 388]

25) Create a bodysuit of your ponysona, act like a pony all day, then fall asleep (in your suit) in a thatched roof cottage. You will wake up in ponyville.

26) leave a large slice of cake in the open. hide nearby with a very big net. Do not eat. Do not sleep. Do not blink. Celestia will come suddenly in a flash. capture her before she escapes.

[10InTheTardis 509]

27) colour your entire body the colour of your OC using any permanent markers/paint you can find, make sure it never washes off.

 

28) Draw a picture of Equestria on a wall, have Wile E Coyote chase you into said wall. 

[Silverhoof 2,844]

29) Turn your computer to a 24 hour mare-a-thon of MLP shows. Leave really ice pastries next to the screen. Pinky will not be able to restrain herself and she will break the 4th wall. Grab her and she will jump back to Equestria-taking you with her.

 

30) post on MLP forums that you know the secret way to Equestria--but you won't tell anyone. You will get a PM from an Admin saying, "You mean this one at_______?"  Say no, but go to that location and you're in.

Edited September 5, 2015 by Silverhoof

[Life Fiber Infused 41]

31) Find all seven Dragon Balls and wish for it

32) Learn Chaos Magic and create a portal to Equestria

[ChrysalisM 290]

33) have chuck norris roundhouse kick you, it will get you through the dimensional boundary.