general Inside Jokes

[LHfunk 422]

What inside jokes do you have and what's the story behind them? Who do you have them with? How long have you had it?

 

 

 

My family has one that's this: If someone says or does something stupid or annoying, you say, "Geez Mary!" We got this because of one time we went to Greenfield Village next to the Henry Ford Museum and as we were walking to our car this oldish guy rolled up with his window down and shouted at his wife (who was standing next to us), "Why are you waiting down here?! Geez Mary!" He said it like it was crazy that she was there. His voice was also sort of red necky which made it much more funny. It was one of the more hilarious things that's happened to us while we were out.

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

Ketchup. Just... ketchup. Lots and lots of it.

[viper213 224]

I dont know many to be honest all I know are the insane amount of memes but I am not sure if those count -_- if so take my avatar as an example

Outside of the fandom my family has a few inside jokes a few Arnold Schwarzenegger qoutes ect

Edited April 14, 2016 by viper213

[Jaxsie (Inactive) 1,343]

Any sentence that has the word "edge" in it will make me, my brother and cousin laugh.

 

It all started around Christmas time, my other younger cousin asked my grandmother what she was going to get him for Christmas. She told him sarcastically that she would get him socks; to which he responded under his breath, "I hope you get a bag of edges." For those of you who don't know what "edges" are, they're the hair line. xD

 

Now every time we hear the word edge, we're reminded of that sly comment my cousin made. We makes jokes like, "Woah, don't fall of the edge," and "I'm on edge." It never grows old! I love you grandma, but that comeback was hilarious! x'D

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

The word "placebo" was stupidly hilarious in my high school AP Statistics class.

 

What happened was that the teacher (who was also the school's wrestling coach [go figure]) was explaining the parts of the experimental method in Stats. There was the experimental group given an actual drug and a control group given a "placebo". Now, what happened next was that these girls were talking to each other and they seemed to be laughing every time the teacher said "placebo." When he noticed this, he told them out and started randomly saying "placebo" in the middle of his lectures from that point on. It was still hilarious to the class. I think he still tells that same stupid story to his classes to this day if he hasnt retired already.

[Invincible 2,091]

Komodo dragons. A friend and i joked about a zombie apocalypse scenario like the one in I am Legend, where it basically affects mammals. We said, "instead of dogs, we'd train komodo dragons to fight zombies," then imagined how setting those loose they'd immidiately turn around, bite us in the face and run away. Now we can't think of Komodo dragons anymore without laughing lol

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

I just remembered this other inside joke where my family would say "what's that smell" and someone else says "that's the smell of success" and we respond with "sucess stinks".

[KatonRyu 1,033]

In high school I had tons of them.

 

One was 'yes, but 5 bucks is quite expensive', said in response to pretty much anything. It came from a time we were in town during some free periods and we were in a small store where an old lady asked us something about a magazine or something like it, during which she kept repeating variations of 'yes, but 5 bucks is quite expensive'. Ever since then we began using it too.

 

Another one was mentioning a black Nissan Skyline, wearing a cape and playing Toccata and Fugue in D minor. I don't quite remember where it came from, but it was brought up quite a lot.

 

From college we had one about a guy we called Derp, who felt the need to ask inane questions during every single lecture. At one point a guy in the row behind sighed extremely loudly when Derp asked another question, and Derp stopped talking and turned around very slowly, very annoyed. We brought that up quite often after that moment.

 

We also have a bunch of things teachers persistently asked us, which we sometimes still reference because of the utter stupidity. One was a guy who looked at our class diagram and asking 'but flight staff is staff too, right?' even though the flight staff table was an M-N relationship so it was a coupling table between flight and staff, making it a useless question. Another was guy who kept asking 'yes, but what are templates?' despite us giving him the correct answer every single time.

 

The last one I'll mention is one I have with a friend from my fencing club, where we walk up to the other person, put on a threatening face, raise one finger and ominously say 'One. Minute.' This is based on the fact we're both quite brutish and unsubtle fencers so we want to finish the match in under a minute with brute force.

[InfectedPone 1,550]

Me and my friends watched this clip from a TV show that was basically just a pretend game show called Numberwang. Since no-one else at the school has seen the show we sometimes shout "That's Numberwang" after we hear random numbers.

 

This is the video that started it:

[Plume 922]

I have so many I've lost track. They're really weird and hard to explain, because most of them have no background - someone just linked something and bam an inside joke was born.

 

They've all become memes within my friend group. 

[DJShy 873]

"See, you don't need to wonder where your god is. Because he's right here! ​and he's fresh out of mercy..."

[Riganthor 484]

the only one I have is on a minecraft server I am on one member we call odesquid because in the first season he made a squid farm next to an ocean biome

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

My friend randomly came up with "Hey look, it's Braddy!" for absolutely no known reason at all.

[Lisa 5,553]

MISTER MASSIVE

 

Whenever someone in our group brags about something they did/have we all call them Mister Massive. It started when one of our friends was boasting he could do the bungie jump at school camp without getting scared. As he was putting on the gear to do the jump there was a bulge protruding from his pants created by the constricting harness and someone called him Mister Massive referring to exactly what you think. So now whenever someone boasts like him they're called Mister Massive.

[Rawzy 1,302]

"I'm going into the woods and I'm never coming back, but when I come back I'll be the knife master"

 

Don't ask me...

[redaxted 1,765]

My friend and I have a few inside jokes! The first is 'greasy eyes', which came about when our science teacher was telling us to put safety goggles on. He put on his and complained that the lenses were really dirty and that whoever wore them last must've had really greasy eyes. We found it hilarious. The next joke is 'cappuccino hair', because the bassist of Fall Out Boy, Pete Wentz, has a hair colour which reminds my friend and I of a cappuccino somewhat.

[weesh 690]

My friend keeps using the word "conundrum" around me because he knows it reminds me of this NSFW venture bros clip.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

Milksteam...

 

My friend sais this everytime I make a stupid comment in class. It's based of a 'stupid' comment I made in the beginning of the year but I don't aprove because it wasn't actually a stupid comment, it was actually quite smart but the only thing she heard was milksteam and that is indeed stupid.

It all started during chemestrie, the whole class was talking together and I was discussing evoporation with the teacher and how it comes that some things can evaporate and others can't. And at the end I was like 'so, if that wasn't true, we could have milksteam.' and at that moment my friend decided to listen to what I sayd and she heard 'milksteam' and she looked at me like I was crazy and said 'milksteam?' and I nodded and was like 'eyup, milksteam' and now it's a thing. And because I have quite a strange logic, she thinks that I have lots of 'milksteam moments'

[ARagY 1,152]

Strawberries

 

A friend of mine got some adult-fluid for adult-related things and after embarassing things desccovered it happened to taste like strawberries. So now the meme is how he loves strawberries and no one else gets it but it irritates the fuck out of him