What would Celestia's reaction be if a human jumped on her back?

[Bendy 1,821]

What would Princess Celestia's reaction be if a human jumped on her back and shouted "Yah! Giddy up horsey!" and slapped her cutie mark?

 

Would Celestia find it humorous or would she be angry? Angry reaction as in knock him off her back? 

Edited October 28, 2016 by Bendy

[GrimGrimoire 4,973]

Probably the same reaction anyone would have if a strange alien being jumped on you and smacked you on the ass.

 

Complete and total freak out I would imagine.

[Widdershins 9,964]

Well, she has always been the sort to calmly asses a situation...and take a joke.

She got slimed at the gala & only welcomed it as a means to liven up the party, so I somehow doubt "strange alien beings" are something she hasn't gotten used to. When your immortal you kind of stop getting surprised by things, besides she doesn't strike me as the type of mare to buck when spooked. If she ever does get spooked!

Though, having been the unquestionable leader of the free world for several millennia I do somewhat doubt she's used to any being being rash enough to slap her flank or much less even attempt to flirt with her.

My vote is for Humorous!

[Castle Bleck 19,455]

Probably something similar to this:

 

[EmeraldStar04 250]

She'd laugh at the strangeness happening, then laugh at the shocked looks of everypony, then laugh at the ponies demanding his head/demanding he spend a million years on the moon.

[Luminance 2,187]

She'll be surprised, smile back and opens a portal only to say... "Begone to Tartarus you dimensional being!" and she closes said portal with her smug face.

[Steve Piranha 29,496]

What would Princess Celestia's reaction be if a human jumped on her back and shouted "Yah! Giddy up horsey!" and slapped her cutie mark?

 

Would Celestia find it humorous or would she be angry? Angry reaction as in knock him off her back? 

I think the ONLY WAY it's safe for a dude to do that is if you are her boyfriend/husband and do that as a foreplay . Otherwise I'm pretty sure that'll only piss her off

[Ganondorf8 11,730]

I can tell that the encounter would not end well... for the person jumping on her back. I wouldn't be surprised if Celestia banished them to the moon as a result.

[leonbrony17 1,217]

I don,t have to say anymore.

[cmarston1 5,964]

I have a feeling how she would react.

[Chrylestia600 1,308]

I have a feeling how she would react.

YES. That. LOLOL. XD (Btw, I have always loved that expression from her).

 

This thread is hilarious. XD

[KiraTakahashi 748]

I'd say she probably wouldn't be very happy and kicked off.

[ponykittylonelygirl 73]

I'd hope she'd fire some of those useless royal guards, first the changelings, now this?!  

She'd probably also send the dude back to wherever he came from. And then set up a royal committee to study what the being was, and then Twilight would get in to with Sunset in the alternate world and then there would be wonderful crossovers!

[Darthy Hooves 106]

I think Celestia might like it because she tends to like things that other ponies least expect. Now Luna on the other hoof would probably give said assaulter a hoof to the royal jewels.

Edited November 16, 2016 by Darthy Hooves

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,507]

I don't know who that is, but I am going to go ahead and guess that secret service would probably tackle the guy. Or shoot him. Or both.

 

Then another person would leap onto her back- there was a second leaper on the grassy knoll.

[VeroxVitrus 71]

OP doesn't really give any information on how obese the human is...

 

in worst case scenario, Celestia is crushed.

 

On the subject of jumping on Celestia, I saw something similar on tumblr... Some things in this world cannot be unseen...

[Aurora Glimmer 494]

She'd probably have the same reaction a horse that's never been ridden would have.

[Steve Piranha 29,496]

OP doesn't really give any information on how obese the human is...

 

in worst case scenario, Celestia is crushed.

 

On the subject of jumping on Celestia, I saw something similar on tumblr... Some things in this world cannot be unseen...

Considering that Celly is a horse-sized pony, and ponies can take twice as they weigh, I don't see that happening .

[Rikifive 24,705]

I have a feeling how she would react.

Yeah, I also think, that she would react like this.

...Then use magic to send that human back to human world through the magic mirror and throw a sarcastic comment in the end.

Edited November 23, 2016 by Rikifive