If you had an AI, what would it do?

[Snow 5,305]

Look everywhere on the Internet for tanks for sale for me c:

[Kiri 7,278]

If I had my own personal robot, I would want it to clean up the house, and maybe cook some meals for me from time to time.

[Truffles 2,033]

I just want it to be my constant companion. Someone I can tell my joys and pain. Someone who wouldn't judge, nor talk me down. Preferably if said AI is a pony  :-P

 

Or dragon. Preferably of the purple and green variety. 

[SugarCoatxMarblePie 701]

Collect data and sell it to google.

[Dreambiscuit 8,142]

I'd want it to do all the desk work and house work I don't like to do so I could have more time to be productive in creative ways. 

[Bari 7,021]

I would have my AI implanted at the base of my skull and have it provide me with enhanced thinking and other such things. It could help me stay on task, think of new ideas, and just in general be an extra mind for me to use.

[zerox 1,050]

get it to do my chores. I'm lazy as fuck lol

[Yakamaru 3,077]

1. Create a good and cute girl Avatar for my AI, Ritsu from Assassination Classroom style

2. Teach it to troll/shitpost properly

3. Learn dish recipes

4. Create good memes

5. Research psychology

6. Find ways of making money

[TBD 17,228]

This might sound cliche but I would have him/her be a friend. It would be nice to have AI like the droids in star wars, Data from star trek, or baymax.