Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 7,004]

Any updates to "Nutmeg максимальная" (does it have a real name yet? And be warned I don't know Russian and just used Google translate. For all I know I have just insulted your mother...)

 

[Never Returning 28,613]

I simply don't feel like it.

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"I'd like to have just one family dinner that doesn't end with gravy forcefully shoved up somepony's nose."

[Denim&Venöm 19,984]

"Fantasy football is DnD for jocks." 

[Odyssey 5,718]

"Mister Caravan... Lady."

[Tropical Melody 7,004]

"I think he's probably getting quite cold Ted, now that his towel has blown away"

 

Edited December 23, 2018 by Tropical Melody

[Tropical Melody 7,004]

"I have the reaction of a valium pill. (So used to say my sergeant. Long time ago.)"

 

[Tropical Melody 7,004]

I agree with Orwell: if you have to look up words in the dictionary, don't use them. 

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,984]

"You look like a melvin!"

"You look like a numpty!" 

And

"No teeth! Whoop whoop!

No teeth! Whoop whoop!

No teeth! Whoop whoop!" 

[Tropical Melody 7,004]

"What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!"

 

[Tao 8,571]

"Meaw"

[Denim&Venöm 19,984]

"Well... he is flaming."

And

"Move your ass you ungreatful sod."

 

[Crimson storm 1,859]

 Sometimes I don’t understand my methods  sometimes they don’t understand me 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,078]

We might not have turkey. But at least we have chicken.

[Denim&Venöm 19,984]

"It's a broken maraca." 

And

"Randy's infamous 8th grade party."

And 

"First girl I kissed was a lesbian."

 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"You're radioactive?"

"Or phosphorescent. It's hard to tell these days. They both taste the same."

And

"Heard it through the grapefruit."

[Kevin Tang 2,429]

"You still haven't washed the frying pan yet. I can't stand it anymore. I already told you to do it several times, but you just there sitting in front of your laptop. Now, I won't wash the stove, instead "you" will have to clean the rest of it as a punishment!"

Me : ok

Edited December 25, 2018 by Kevin Tang

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

I hate you for upgrading my computer dad...

[Denim&Venöm 19,984]

"There's a gay guy on that plane."

"Who?"

"Kiss me and I'll tell you." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,984]

"Oh well, in for a penny, in for a pounding." 

and

"You think you're cute?"

"Bitch... I'm adorable." 

[Catpone Cerberus 23,727]

"I'm Trump again, how did this happen? I became Trump last time too."

[Tropical Melody 7,004]

"I have nightmares about what he does in bed without me having to lie next to him."

... aaa-and ...

"Kiss my arrr-tichoke"

 

[No Longer Here 15]

The same crud everyday.

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"You know how I said I was standing on a cactus? Well, it grew, so now I'm inside a cactus."

[Tropical Melody 7,004]

"They stared into the abyss, which didn't stare back"