Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Nsxile 26,895]

"Yes, cake is more resilient against fire than cardboard"

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Yeah what kind of $#!+storm would start developing in their brains when they read about our discussions?"

[Denim&Venöm 18,718]

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile, because it happened."

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

"I'm gonna blow up the bridge, so I don't gotta do math!"

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

"I did not peel the turtle."

[KH7672 1,604]

"I'm getting real sick of the smell of tampon boxes"

[Lucky Bolt 35,062]

"I'm gonna barbecue your a$$ in molasses!!"

[Justin_Case001 4,881]

"My end may be nearer than I think."

[Cash In 22,222]

''I have the power of milk by my side.''

Edited October 27, 2019 by Cash In

[Tropical Melody 6,051]

I bought a book a few weeks ago "The Lazy Man's Guide to Enlightenment". Haven't got around to reading it yet.

 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

I went to sleep once. Totally over rated!

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"You're the highlight of my day, every day"

[Tropical Melody 6,051]

They sat in one of the hard pews and listened to a wheezy organ murdering Bach.

 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

On 5/10/2019 at 1:56 PM, BabylonSister said:

"I love him for his binger dingus."

Who could blame whoever said this for saying that?

 

"I made a peanut butter and banana sandwich while you were out. You know what I was doing with the banana before I put it in the sandwich... ;)"

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

They were out of cupcakes.

[Sparklefan1234 169,802]

On 5/13/2019 at 9:09 PM, cuteycindyhoney said:

"I'm gonna blow up the bridge, so I don't gotta do math!"

 

"Save the cows! Kick the buckets!"

[Denim&Venöm 18,718]

"Now that she was stimulated, the female needed a target." 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

"I'm not going to let the bucket win."

"The bucket won."

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

Tuck it in a bucket, then shuck it while you chuck it. Be careful, don't you muck it. Hockey players will puck it. leprechauns will luck it. If I gave you a lolly-pop, you'd suck it!

I used great restraint and didn't incorporate an "F"!

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

"Oh Crap!"

(What I said out loud when I realized  I didn't post that last post in the "Say  something totally random" thread!

 

OOPS!

[Denim&Venöm 18,718]

"I mean obviously, right? Over a thousand people think I sound like a cross between him and Kermit the fking frog."

[Denim&Venöm 18,718]

"Since when did the Joker have the metalcore guy fk boy hair cut?" 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Even when we are going out somewhere we can keep our hands in each other's pants and anyone who says anything we will accuse them of being homophobic and racist, even if they're white."

 

Edited May 19, 2019 by DusksuD

[Denim&Venöm 18,718]

"Hold Brothers! Violence might ensue! Let's watch." 

[The Recherche 29,967]

"Sadly, Mario died from overdosing on acid in 1983. Luigi didn't stop being a plumber because he was Catholic."