Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 16,820]

"If it ain't broke, it soon will be." 

"Sorry, is that a crocodile wielding a smaller crocodile?" 

[Magpie 621]

"Guess I gotta go find a horse, learn to ride it, then fall off. Be right back." 

[Randimaxis 8,636]

For the most random things, it's a tie:

 

She's all like: Purple flash! Diamond! CALENAAAAARRRRR! >whap!< And AWAAAAAAY!

... and...

His face is the visual representation of "I'mma clap dat ass".

[Samurai Equine 46,959]

It's been a long time coming, but it's finally here! I've dreamed of this for the longest time. 

[Fritzy 1,690]

My brother: Like the way he came out of that thing as if he’d scrunched himself up into it was all ‘what the f***.’

Me: I thought it was weird like ‘Sir do you even have any bones. Sir. Do you have any bones.’ 

Edited July 12, 2020 by Larksy

[Here No Longer 5,271]

"Destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us all!"

[Tropical Melody 5,218]

"There was a knock on the door, so I opened it. It's Hotel security. This is good. I know he's Hotel security because he's wearing a peaked cap with sunglasses, a black leather bomber jacket, and a sarong. In his right hand he's holding a lead, and on the end of the lead, is a mongoose ..."

 

 

Edited July 12, 2020 by Tropical Melody

[Ixrec 86]

"One awkward upside to being a street-level character is a much higher mean time to resurrection."
"Yeah that would be the case for another street-level character, but it's Spider-Man. He'll be alive before DC resets its world again."

[Tropical Melody 5,218]

"We were incomprehensible lunatics, our weird hobby seemed without excuse or justification. It veneered us with a permanent grime which exceeded every known form of filth. Alike in squalor, and in adhesiveness; the uncertainty of being able to start on a journey was only exceeded by the improbabilty of our ever reaching our destination in the saddle." – "Ixion", 1920

 

[Midnight Creep Show 2,194]

“War does not determine who is right - only who is left.” - Winston Churchill 

[Samurai Equine 46,959]

Goodbye, memaw. We love you.
Heaven's got a warm spot picked out just for you. 

[Denim&Venöm 16,820]

"Rootin; Tootin; Toil n' Shootin'

Fire burn and cowboy bootin'

Eye of newt and spicy beans,

Toe of frog and denim jeans,

Whiskey, grits, n' demon spittle,

tossed into my iron griddle,

With the tannin' of our hides, 

Somethin' wicked this way rides..." 

 

 

 

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,413]

Everyone you meet is just a corpse with some pizzazz.

[Pastel Heart 6,463]

I'm not a terrorist, I'm an anime fan!

[DubWolf 16,765]

Whooosa gud piraña? You are  !

[Treeglow Flicker 13,117]

"They're like a really shit Magic 8 Ball. You ask them a question and they come out with verbal garbage that answers absolutely nothing. No matter how violently you shake the *squee*wits."

[ExplosionMare 18,013]

I’m not dead, you’re dead!

[Tropical Melody 5,218]

"Chew it all up or no octopus for you, mister!"

 

[Emerald Heart 24,647]

"I aim to be fabulous."

[cuteycindyhoney 13,285]

"I heard the door squeak again!"

[Samurai Equine 46,959]

*Whispering to myself* ...It's pronounced ka-ra-o-kay, not cherrry-okee. 

[THEJACKLEY 2]

"Just get out of here you stupid, dumb animal!"

-Spongebob

[Emerald Heart 24,647]

11 minutes ago, FoxyCat_2 said:

"Just get out of here you stupid, dumb animal!"

-Spongebob

Wrong thread.

[Denim&Venöm 16,820]

"I had to introduce myself because that is the type of person I need in my life. "

[Tropical Melody 5,218]

"Wake up Eddy!! <*slap*> Stop being unconscious now!!" <*slap*>