Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 20,306]

"Because defense contractors apparently like giving things nice names." 

[Denim&Venöm 20,306]

"Country roads is ruined for me, because I've seen West Virginia and it sucks." 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Now to set loose a hideous, horrible PINGAS that will let me take over the whole planet."

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

This is what I get for being honest and reliable...

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Aren't you Benito Mussolini?

Yeah.

And this is your underpants?

That's also true.

I found this underwear on the floor, and if that's the case, then you must be naked."

[Tropical Melody 7,362]

"Ya gotta be careful tightening ya nipples, if you tweak 'em too much ya hub will go pear-shaped"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,306]

"If New York is Mad Max, Boston is The Purge." 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"I got this, fuckin' sexy ass."

[Tropical Melody 7,362]

"So this is just a total myth and the next time I hear it I'm going to rip a baby's arms off and beat the offender with them, seriously, I'm going to commit infanticide because it bothers me so much"

 

[Tropical Melody 7,362]

"Image may contain: 2 people, tree, outdoor and nature"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,306]

"But I do have to wonder, how many barbers with Converge tattoos does the world need?" 

[Tropical Melody 7,362]

"Tell me that didn't happen!"

"It didn't happen."

 

[Dreambiscuit 11,040]

"Never tease a princess, they bite."

[TheRockARooster 53,747]

Just now, Dreambiscuit said:

"Never tease a princess, they bite."

[Treeglow Flicker 14,210]

"It's either coming from his room or the kitchen sink. Potentially both."

[Denim&Venöm 20,306]

"That woman in the bouffant  is RuPaul. "

[Treeglow Flicker 14,210]

"Over a year and a half on and the utilities still owe me money. I mean what they owe me is the equivilant of 2 months worth of free gas alone."

[Vefka 1,502]

"You look so serious, I'd appoint you as some minister"

[Denim&Venöm 20,306]

"Y’all don’t want that pretty girl to stomp on you, you want a long and drawn out sword fight with flirty banter. Quit saying you want her to hit you with a truck, you want her to do The Thing where she gently lifts your chin with her sword while your heart pounds out of your chest and at the end when she has you pinned against the wall with her blade to your throat, you want a heartrending confession with hissed declarations of your undying affection and for her to finally throw her weapon to the side and pull you into a passionate yet tender kiss. Stop lying."

[Tropical Melody 7,362]

"You're never going to have the body you want unless you hate the body you've got"

 

[Tropical Melody 7,362]

@ExplosionMare YouTube, 'Angry Kid - Workout'

 

[Summer Breeze 2,529]

"some people are like comfy couches while others are like wooden park benches or those school desk chairs"

[ExplosionMare 20,928]

Move! Oh wait, you’re not in the way.

[ExplosionMare 20,928]

Explosion privileges 

[DubWolf 18,350]

5 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said:

Explosion privileges 

Curious to know the context of that one  .... did it have anything to do with Last Poster Wins  ?