Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,920]

"The atmosphere in Saskatoon was electric. That has to be a sentence that's never been used before." 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Are you and the head getting some private time down there?"

[Tropical Melody 6,976]

"There's a leprechaun, he makes me burn things"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,920]

"We slap our thighs in your memory, good sir."

[Sparklefan1234 175,788]

1 hour ago, Denim&Venöm said:

"We slap our thighs in your memory, good sir."

 

Superkick Party! Superkiiiiick! 

[Brony Number 42 10,079]

Go back to your hobo dumpster fire.

[Tropical Melody 6,976]

It was a long wait, but I didn't really notice it. One doesn't, you know, when one is in one's gaseous state.

No, I said, I don't suppose one does.

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,920]

"Escape From Kentucky: Snake Plissken needs some teeth." 

[Sparklefan1234 175,788]

@Kyoshi "Rock music with growling...A PONY APPEARS!" 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,135]

"Why the hell would you attack Godzilla? What kind of idiot are you? And now he's incinerated you, what did you expect?"

[Evil Pink One 13,523]

I killed a lot today.... Babies kids adults..... didn't take any prisoners.... Blood for blood.

[Tropical Melody 6,976]

Suddenly thought it might be vaguely amusing to list the sources of my recent random quotes ... in reverse chronological order ...

Novel – The Fenris Device by Brian Stableford; Youtube – interview with Nancy Cartwright, the voice of Bart Simpson; YouTube – video blocked message; Internet meme (status); 2021 UK Census form question; Internet meme (knob); YouTube video; MLP sound effect (as scripted – 'TELEPORTATION ZAP') Stressed Eric series 2, episode 'Tent' (Action Man); me; forum post; YouTube video; South Park S7 E1 'Cancelled' (aka Cartman gets an anal probe); YouTube video; South Park S7 E1; Movie 'The Odd Couple' (1968); Stressed Eric series 1, episode 'Nativity' (Hitler); then before that mostly more YouTube and forum posts, more Stressed Eric, and so on like that ...

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"The mullet's awesome and all, but I think I should run."

[Denim&Venöm 19,920]

"Satan doesn't whisper, 'Believe in me.' 

He whispers, 'Believe in yourself.' " 

[Denim&Venöm 19,920]

"There's only 2 genders in Ohio: Beartooth and Starset." 

[Tropical Melody 6,976]

"Shut your bald cakehole!"

 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"I'd like to arrest you all for being badly animated."

[Denim&Venöm 19,920]

"You can't be her cousin, she already has a cousin!"

[Tropical Melody 6,976]

"Well if it won't come off the first time I'd try a combination of salt and vodka, but for god's sake don't scrub it or the rest of its fur will come off"

 

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

That's nothing compared to the feeling I got when I collected that 5th hot dog.

[Tropical Melody 6,976]

So! They've got their purple bins! I'm jealous. Why haven't I got my purple bin? I want my purple bin!

 

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,920]

"So feel proud Canada! You're not America's hat! You're America's lid!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,976]

"But why I not get job? I can lay piping, I can service a 38mm anti-tank weapon ..."

"I think that's the problem, that's not quite what Mr. Feeble is looking for in an au pair ..."

 

[Samurai Equine 53,615]

Ice cream.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,135]

“I thought my hearing aids were small, but then I saw my monthly payments!”