Denim&Venöm 11,710 Author Share December 25, 2020 "Either call me a dike or don't call me at all!" 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11,710 Author Share December 25, 2020 "She doesn't give handjobs, she gives hand careers." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11,710 Author Share December 26, 2020 "...looking weirdly like some guy's leprosy afflicted genitals..." 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
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Tropical Melody 2,674 Share December 28, 2020 "Trying to organise my diary for 2021 will be like nailing jelly to the ceiling" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Metal Brony 42 6,903 Share December 28, 2020 Those don't feel like a man's hands. 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Oleks 1,781 Share December 29, 2020 "You gotta push the ugly button." 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Treeglow Flicker 10,820 Share December 29, 2020 Where's my force captain badge? Also my tights. 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Cash_In 16,149 Share December 30, 2020 "The first rule is to be in awe. Are you in awe? You better be, or we'll send a CIA agent to assassinate you." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Emerald Heart 21,264 Share December 30, 2020 "Hey, when it rains, does that mean God is peeing on us?" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Orcus on His Throne 18,483 Share December 30, 2020 "I may have sold him a very-expensive wool rug... that was made from the fur. Of. A. Skunk...'s butt." 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,674 Share January 1 "You've been polishing your Primus again haven't you?" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11,710 Author Share January 3 "There are two types of people in this world. Avoid them both." 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Samurai Equine 23,795 Share January 3 *Sees a sign for a business called Coco Palms* ... Coco Pal-ums. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
raykv423 1,269 Share January 3 Moments ago, Samurai Equine said: *Sees a sign for a business called Coco Palms* ... Coco Pal-ums. Is Coco Pommel the owner of Coco Pal-ums by the way? (/joke) 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tropical Melody 2,674 Share January 3 "I caught me brush in me knurling tool – that'll bring tears to your eyes ..." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11,710 Author Share January 4 "Call every lesbian you know, we're smoking this bitch out!" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,674 Share January 4 "I forgot to put the little beard on the Tom Tom" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Stolas 5,059 Share January 6 "Ben Stiller's doppelganger in... Something..." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Silicon Chimera 2,478 Share January 6 "How does it feel? Cause it's tearing me apart. How does it feel? You can't control me anymore" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11,710 Author Share January 9 "Snoop Dog has Arn's Waffle House menu in his hand!" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
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The Wife of Hawks 16,585 Share January 9 “If this woman had a dick...she’d stick it right into a wrench” 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,674 Share January 10 "For $50 more you get a semi-rigid backing and full waterproofing, so that leaves you mildly impaled, but with dry socks" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,674 Share January 12 "Do you remember Google Glass? Yeah, me neither" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
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