Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"Either call me a dike or don't call me at all!"

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"She doesn't give handjobs, she gives hand careers."

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

 

"...looking weirdly like some guy's leprosy afflicted genitals..."

[Blitzo 1,209]

I was starved for someone to just be pleasant 

[Tropical Melody 2,674]

"Trying to organise my diary for 2021 will be like nailing jelly to the ceiling"

 

[Metal Brony 42 6,903]

Those don't feel like a man's hands.

[Oleks 1,781]

"You gotta push the ugly button."

[Treeglow Flicker 10,820]

Where's my force captain badge? Also my tights.

[Cash_In 16,149]

"The first rule is to be in awe. Are you in awe? You better be, or we'll send a CIA agent to assassinate you."

[Emerald Heart 21,264]

"Hey, when it rains, does that mean God is peeing on us?"

[Orcus on His Throne 18,483]

"I may have sold him a very-expensive wool rug... that was made from the fur. Of. A. Skunk...'s butt."

[Tropical Melody 2,674]

"You've been polishing your Primus again haven't you?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"There are two types of people in this world. 

Avoid them both." 
 

[Samurai Equine 23,795]

*Sees a sign for a business called Coco Palms* ... Coco Pal-ums. 

[raykv423 1,269]

Moments ago, Samurai Equine said:

*Sees a sign for a business called Coco Palms* ... Coco Pal-ums. 

Is Coco Pommel the owner of Coco Pal-ums by the way? (/joke) 

[Tropical Melody 2,674]

"I caught me brush in me knurling tool – that'll bring tears to your eyes ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"Call every lesbian you know, we're smoking this bitch out!" 
 

[Tropical Melody 2,674]

"I forgot to put the little beard on the Tom Tom"

 

[Stolas 5,059]

"Ben Stiller's doppelganger in... Something..."

[Silicon Chimera 2,478]

"How does it feel? Cause it's tearing me apart. How does it feel? You can't control me anymore"

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"Snoop Dog has Arn's Waffle House menu in his hand!" 

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,662]

"I owe you several newspapers over the snooter in fact"

[The Wife of Hawks 16,585]

“If this woman had a dick...she’d stick it right into a wrench”

[Tropical Melody 2,674]

"For $50 more you get a semi-rigid backing and full waterproofing, so that leaves you mildly impaled, but with dry socks"

 

[Tropical Melody 2,674]

"Do you remember Google Glass? Yeah, me neither"