Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 45,890]

Do we really need muffins if we're having biscuits?

[Denim&Venöm 16,510]

"If he had just kept going we would of had Lava Lamps 60 years early."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"He also uses that to distract people. Maybe it's radio controlled and he does little loopty loops in the air and while people are watching it, he sneaks up and slaps their kneecaps off."

[Mlppotterwhoovian 381]

“Why are you so itchy?’”

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"I don't like plastic, it's for fucking pussies"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,510]

"They both thought I was a virgin, not a vegan."

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

I need a small

*reaches into pants*
 

Not that!!!

[Denim&Venöm 16,510]

"There is no god anymore. His bacon got fried." 

[Denim&Venöm 16,510]

"So guns, Jeeps and cheap weed. 

That's ONE perspective to have."

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"... but I do get peed off with YouTube wanting me to sign in 'for added experience' .... borrocks, I'm quite happy with the experience I get as a guest"

[Treeglow Flicker 13,023]

It's been 30 years and I still have the "Magic E" song stuck in my head from primary school.

[Ragland Tiger 3,297]

1 hour ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

It's been 30 years and I still have the "Magic E" song stuck in my head from primary school.

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,023]

@Ragland Tiger

This is the one we had.

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,510]

"First came the man to the rescue. And then came the dinosaur, the tiger and the cowboy."

[CameoShadowness 251]

"Idk it says its locked."

[Denim&Venöm 16,510]

"You're supposed to lick the boot, not eat the entire thing."

[Emerald Heart 24,583]

"... I think the lesson is that Charlie Brown needs to go see a doctor and get prescribed some Depression pills."

[Denim&Venöm 16,510]

"He also wore two fanny packs at once." 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

You’re disrespecting the underwear!

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

Vimes liked his bacon well done, so that he had to smash it with a hammer

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,023]

Why do I need to always go to the toilet when I'm right at the top of the pyramid?

[Denim&Venöm 16,510]

“Wake up V, we’ve got a city to render!”

 

[Tao 6,731]

I have simmered on holy butter stick!

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

"Just because I enjoy playing as a bunch of verminous ratmen that eat people doesn't mean I'll be munching on your peoples legs anytime soon what do you meaaan obviously not"

[Denim&Venöm 16,510]

"Finally, a cure for useless lesbianism! "