Tropical Melody 2,674 Share December 12, 2020 "There's this plate 'ere, which is kinda screaming, 'Drill a hole in me and use me to bolt something onto' ..." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Flutterstep 35,383 Share December 12, 2020 Don’t put the grapes in the fridge they’re hurt me 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11,710 Author Share December 13, 2020 "Join the darkside, Skywalker. We have furry, femboy hooters." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,674 Share December 13, 2020 "It looks like I'm struggling but I'm not, I'm just hamming it up" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tao 5,514 Share December 13, 2020 Which came first: the pony lovers or the bronies....? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11,710 Author Share December 14, 2020 "I mean, it happened in mid-Atlantic in 1987. Everything was full of intensity." 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
The Wife of Hawks 16,585 Share December 15, 2020 *angry chicken noises* 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11,710 Author Share December 15, 2020 "Your fingers smell like Tabasco and peanut butter." "That's because I had them up your ass." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,674 Share December 16, 2020 "Never had ABS before, and I've already used it" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Handsome Changeling 1,827 Share December 16, 2020 "This slow motion murder is like watching a snuff film, I mean hell have you ever seen Cannibal Holocaust, seriously a great film for the kids to watch!" (Don't actually watch Cannibal Holocaust its not exactly 'pleasant') 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11,710 Author Share December 16, 2020 "Why couldn't they be blessed? I dunno, something about inventory..." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11,710 Author Share December 17, 2020 So either they're finally fixing it, or something else broke." 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,674 Share December 17, 2020 "Oh and do take his wig, will you? We tried putting it in a cupboard, but it got out." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11,710 Author Share December 19, 2020 " I heard it was a Welshman who invented it from a sheep's intestine. Then the British refined the idea by taking it out of the sheep first." 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11,710 Author Share December 20, 2020 "You're a weird sack of monkey st, reaper." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
gamecubeguy214 2,496 Share December 20, 2020 Oh no, it's the uh-oh pig! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Denim&Venöm 11,710 Author Share December 20, 2020 "Vince's princes of big nerve pinches." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tao 5,514 Share December 21, 2020 Do the cheese and back! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,674 Share December 22, 2020 "Good morning Internet, it's 7:30 in the morning and today I'm going to ride 400 km to Finland ..." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11,710 Author Share December 23, 2020 "Do you see the blanket? I'm a real ghost." 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Samurai Equine 23,796 Share December 23, 2020 You're still out here? How are you not completely frozen solid by now?! 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,674 Share December 23, 2020 Image may contain: motorcycle and outdoor Image may contain: motorcycle bicycle and outdoor Image may contain: motorcycle Image may contain: motorcycle Image may contain: motorcycle and outdoor Image may contain: people motorcycle and outdoor 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Treeglow Flicker 10,820 Share December 24, 2020 Two fleas that are having a light their fart contest give off more light than those bloody torches. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Denim&Venöm 11,710 Author Share December 24, 2020 "Honey, did those bees just fly past our house in the shape of a giant dick on the way to the weed farm?" 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Tropical Melody 2,674 Share December 25, 2020 "If you make a mistake, try to do it twice, and smile. That way people will think you meant it." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
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