Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 2,674]

"There's this plate 'ere, which is kinda screaming, 'Drill a hole in me and use me to bolt something onto' ..."

 

[Flutterstep 35,383]

Don’t put the grapes in the fridge they’re hurt me 

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"Join the darkside, Skywalker. We have furry, femboy hooters." 

[Tropical Melody 2,674]

"It looks like I'm struggling but I'm not, I'm just hamming it up"

 

[Tao 5,514]

Which came first: the pony lovers or the bronies....?

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"I mean, it happened in mid-Atlantic in 1987. Everything was full of intensity." 

[The Wife of Hawks 16,585]

*angry chicken noises*

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"Your fingers smell like Tabasco and peanut butter." 

"That's because I had them up your ass." 

[Tropical Melody 2,674]

"Never had ABS before, and I've already used it"

 

[Handsome Changeling 1,827]

"This slow motion murder is like watching a snuff film, I mean hell have you ever seen Cannibal Holocaust, seriously a great film for the kids to watch!"

(Don't actually watch Cannibal Holocaust its not exactly 'pleasant')

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"Why couldn't they be blessed? I dunno, something about inventory..." 

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

So either they're finally fixing it, or something else broke."

[Tropical Melody 2,674]

"Oh and do take his wig, will you? We tried putting it in a cupboard, but it got out."

 

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

" I heard it was a Welshman who invented it from a sheep's intestine. Then the British refined the idea by taking it out of the sheep first."

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"You're a weird sack of monkey st, reaper." 

[gamecubeguy214 2,496]

Oh no, it's the uh-oh pig!

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"Vince's princes of big nerve pinches." 

[Tao 5,514]

Do the cheese and back!

[Tropical Melody 2,674]

"Good morning Internet, it's 7:30 in the morning and today I'm going to ride 400 km to Finland ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"Do you see the blanket? I'm a real ghost." 

[Samurai Equine 23,796]

You're still out here? How are you not completely frozen solid by now?! 

[Tropical Melody 2,674]

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[Treeglow Flicker 10,820]

Two fleas that are having a light their fart contest give off more light than those bloody torches.

[Denim&Venöm 11,710]

"Honey, did those bees just fly past our house in the shape of a giant dick on the way to the weed farm?"

[Tropical Melody 2,674]

"If you make a mistake, try to do it twice, and smile. That way people will think you meant it."