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[ExplosionMare 18,073]

On 2021-05-18 at 10:54 PM, Emerald Heart said:

 Me: "How do you know what Jesus thinks?"

Dad: "He faxed it to me."

This made my day 

Here’s my quote:

“How dare you push a mushroom over?”

[Ragland Tiger 3,417]

Be yourself.  Everyone else is already taken.  

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Caution:
Do not run.
Do not ACK ACK ACK.
Do not panic."
 

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"So what I'm going to do is, shove that in there, then bash it with that"

 

 

[Evil Pink One 13,507]

Msg will make your life beter

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"Customer satisfaction?? Are you fecking kidding me? This guy's a fecking crackhead"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,189]

"Are you gay or are you straight?" 

"I'm worse."  

[Denim&Venöm 19,189]

"Hipitty Hopitty, I'm dropping a Molotov down in this property." 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"WHAT?! Austin 3:17 says do the damn job, Mighty Car!"

[Ragland Tiger 3,417]

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick a$$ - and I'm out of bubble gum....

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"I suppose you're one of these annoying people who have a cooked breakfast in the morning."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,189]

"I don't need therapy. I need to be fricked in public by 14 werewolves." 

[Emerald Heart 24,940]

"F**K YEAH!!!"

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he

 

[ExplosionMare 18,073]

I want it to be slow cause then I’ll feel better when I’m finished!

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

That makes perfect sense

 

Edited May 26, 2021 by Tropical Melody

[Denim&Venöm 19,189]

"According to this, we are somewhere between straight white girls and furries." 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,133]

“sceptic tanks”

[ExplosionMare 18,073]

It’s not stealing—it’s sharing

[Denim&Venöm 19,189]

"If your mirror cracks, that's because it's jealous."

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

"No, I stole his shoe. Now stop interrupting!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,189]

"All clothing is unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it."

[Denim&Venöm 19,189]

"buY moRE mILK." 

"No, fk U.

[Sparklefan1234 171,975]

@ExplosionMare "Why a fish?...Why not a fish?" 

Edited May 28, 2021 by Sparklefan1234

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"It's an abomination! Throw it in the canal, you horrid little boil!"