Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Patty Thundersnow 4,272]

"I just about cried tears of joy during therapy."

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"Ah that extension wasn't long enough. But don't worry, we can extend the extension with an extension"

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Apparently, the person who painted Chucky, felt like he looked like Mario. He just ended up giving him Mario colors."

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"Yeah, attacking people while on horseback is tight!" 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"I know that this is the moment everyone's been waiting for – watching me pour things! It's my superpower"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

" 'Vada a Borada, Cazzo!' means 'Get back on board for fk's sake!' "

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"Some days are good. And some days you feel like the only dog at a Llama orgy." 

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"Everyone needs a vodka pouch in their fursuit." 

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"I do not like the cobra chicken." 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"My dangly-angle's not right, I need some wobbly bits"

 

[Pastel Heart 6,473]

Genesis does what Nintendoin your mom

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"Oh you'll be alright if you got a deep rim"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"Don't mind me ongoing pandemic! I'm just going to lick a wrestling ring!" 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

And then your bladder is like, 'Oo here's another half pint I didn't know I'd got, hiding in a corner' – how does it do that?

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"First off, if this storyline is truly to reach epic levels, then I hope one of the lovers dies."

[Brony Number 42 10,089]

You had me at dragon.

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"Oh for f... yes, whatever. Gah that does my 'ead in. So you're gonna steal all my data, well then get on with it ..."

 

[Oleks 1,994]

"I just want to dislike someone for something."

[Cash In 23,021]

"Where are my brown pants?"

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"I wanted to read smut, not learn the Greek alphabet!" 

[Ragland Tiger 3,483]

You can’t win a staring contest with your own reflection.
 You’ll blink yourself into oblivion.

Edited December 13, 2021 by Ragland Tiger

[Brony Number 42 10,089]

You don't want to follow what I do because I get caught doing stupid shit.

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"That's my swarf! That's my favourite piece of swarf! Now you've lost it!"

 

[Northern Star 1,024]

"So I can either have a kid or buy Norway"

[Cash In 23,021]

"Who needs English when you have Bitcoin"