Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,213]

"Is this gonna be 2022 or 2020 II?" 

[Ragland Tiger 3,417]

“Trying to get yourself out of poverty in this country is like trying to fix a scratch on your car by repainting it with a rake”

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"Like I've said before, we make a plan, so that we have something to deviate from."

 

[ExplosionMare 18,080]

“Solve this puzzle? What is this, Undertale?!”

[Northern Star 1,024]

No its Wheel of Fortune

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"Its only use is converting Diesel into noise, but it is quite efficient at it"

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"Yep it's a little weird, operating with someone else's tool, but we gotta do what we gotta do"

 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"OK so phoning a friend yields an answer – 75-90 ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,213]

"Both men and women have gonads." 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"Should have used lubricant ... if that will go in there without tearing the boot ... I think it will ... yeah! Oh yeah that's nice ... not too far in ... diggity!"

Spoiler

Context: using a steering ball joint removal tool on a car. And you thought it was rude

 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"The laws of physics are displeasing me ..."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Shut your mouth, petulant child, you're very rude."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Alternative title: homeless man wanders into kitchen and burns all the food."

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"Oh look! The rear left wheel is going a 157 miles per hour"

 

[ExplosionMare 18,080]

“Holy shift, look at the asymptote on that mother function” 

[Ashen Pathfinder 16,161]

Haha you're stuck here!

[Denim&Venöm 19,213]

"It pleases me that you care for what I have become. But never forget who I was, what I am, and what I can do."

[Totally Nyx 36,116]

What's a billion years between friends?

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"For that we're going to need a razor-sharp knife, so if we slip, we bleed ..."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I forgot one NUTSHACK

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

The best way to deal with a conscience is to beat it into submission so that it knows who's in charge.

 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"So potentially, I could cock it up twice and still have enough left to do it properly"

 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"Oh Mr. Spock, you do have one saving grace after all – you're ill-mannered – the human half of you no doubt."

 

[Totally Nyx 36,116]

I need more spider!

[Denim&Venöm 19,213]

"Did it work?"

"Not yet, I did become bisexual."

[Prospekt 11,019]

"Don't test me, Yeety McYeetfish"