Samurai Equine 46,997 April 14 Share April 14 The mitts grew thicker. 7 hours ago, Denim&Venöm said: And what does an honorable and friendly samurai have to fear from these fists of mine? Well, if I'm wearing my armor, I guess not much. But I still don't know why you'd want to-- Wait, do you WANT to hurt your fists against my armor? Despite what the kids might tell you, that won't actually make your fists stronger. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 16,836 April 14 Author Share April 14 9 hours ago, Samurai Equine said: The mitts grew thicker. Well, if I'm wearing my armor, I guess not much. But I still don't know why you'd want to-- Wait, do you WANT to hurt your fists against my armor? Despite what the kids might tell you, that won't actually make your fists stronger. Well, you know what they say, iron sharpens iron. Or in this case, lacquer sharpens bone or something. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragland Tiger 3,301 April 14 Share April 14 "They say wisdom comes with age. Real wisdom comes when you start understanding just how much you don’t know." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Silvermoon 3,126 April 15 Share April 15 "Princess Luna is the best princess ever! Along with Princess Silky but she's a real princess only in my heart so it doesn't count." Shiny Silvermoon 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 46,997 April 15 Share April 15 I thought I had black spray paint... 14 hours ago, Denim&Venöm said: Well, you know what they say, iron sharpens iron. Or in this case, lacquer sharpens bone or something. I also know a saying... Nana korobi ya oki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirage 24,161 April 16 Share April 16 'Look, this one says heavy duty' 'Against what, sandwiches?' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Slip 1,552 April 16 Share April 16 "You going to sleep?" "yes, now be quiet." "In Season 5 episode 24 of Thomas The Tank Engine, If Rusty's ghost story was fake, how did the fireflies know to make the shape of an engine?" " . . . " 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 16,836 April 16 Author Share April 16 "People from Yonkers don't own suits, its just a natural occurring phenomenon." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iforgotmybrain 3,787 April 16 Share April 16 "People get a little taste of power and go crazy with it. Not me tho, I'd totally be different." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 46,997 April 17 Share April 17 Confirmed. Electrical tape is better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirage 24,161 April 17 Share April 17 'the long one on the end is paprika' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,220 April 17 Share April 17 "This is some redneck stuff right here." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 13,129 April 17 Share April 17 "It is impossible to be jealous of a Victorian era throwback in the shape of a novelty pencil." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,220 April 17 Share April 17 "Now some things happened in the past, with me and filling up batteries (with acid) - law suits, and some people died - so I can't do it myself, so I'm going to let someone else do it ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 16,836 April 17 Author Share April 17 "Don't celebrate now. They haven't even blown up the babies yet." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 46,997 April 18 Share April 18 The funny thing about that song... At the time it came out, a LOT of pop songs were making rhymes ending in Swagger, but that song never did. They restrained themselves. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 13,129 April 18 Share April 18 "Mad Liz. Doing her part to keep the pulping industry alive." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechnoZ 1,042 April 18 Share April 18 "Shape goes into a Shape Press to Press the Shape into a Pressed Shape" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,220 April 18 Share April 18 "We can do anything you want doing that we do, but we don't do that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 46,997 April 19 Share April 19 Eww, still tacky... Wait, still?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirage 24,161 April 19 Share April 19 'Did you see mommy on her eggs out there?' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,220 April 19 Share April 19 "I admire the effort here to brush it off, but as every kid and parent knows, the only way she's getting that glitter off her pants and car, is by burning them both to the ground ..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LetterTwister 123 April 20 Share April 20 "but he (full grown man with wood for skin) climbed out of the pot and started walking around, so he was happy" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirage 24,161 April 20 Share April 20 'the weather is going to be shit...as usual.' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,220 April 20 Share April 20 1. Don't talk to the Mickey Mouse statue. 2. Pick up any tools you see lying around. 3. Don't cross the river. 4. When you get lost, follow the cats (notice 'when', not 'if') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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