Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[LetterTwister 165]

"but he (full grown man with wood for skin) climbed out of the pot and started walking around, so he was happy"

[Mirage 24,770]

'the weather is going to be shit...as usual.'

[Tropical Melody 6,346]

1. Don't talk to the Mickey Mouse statue.

2. Pick up any tools you see lying around.

3. Don't cross the river.

4. When you get lost, follow the cats (notice 'when', not 'if')

 

[Crash_xox 345]

"I drew a kiss emoji under my exam paper, is that okay?"

[Samurai Equine 51,984]

So much for a warm Saturday.

[Lawyer Slip 2,605]

'It's ok Mega Man, Global warming isn't real anyway." 

[Tropical Melody 6,346]

"How was your nap?"

"It was good."

"I need a job like yours."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,147]

"Dear Celestia,

I fking hate it here." 

[Nitobit 1,859]

"I'm bored." 

"Read a book." 

"I'm not that bored." 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,722]

"Ah yes. Much like the skilled melee and shooting colonist that dies from being bitten by a guinea pig."

[Tropical Melody 6,346]

"For all you young guys who have an old Yamaha AT1 125 and like pulling wheelies to show off to the girls, be aware that there are no more spare clutch baskets left anywhere in the world. None. So if you break it, you're stuffed ..."

 

[Samurai Equine 51,984]

Oh my GAWSH people, make up yo MUYNDZ. 

[Denim&Venöm 19,147]

 "Thank you for your loss." 

[Cash In 22,425]

"No channel is safe from the football."

[Tropical Melody 6,346]

"It makes you sound like a creepy kind of weirdo and they'll be thinking 'What the heck' ..."

"But I am some sort of creepy weirdo, I'm not denying it!"

 

[Samurai Equine 51,984]

Get in, nerd. We're gonna save the world. 

[Lawyer Slip 2,605]

"Well if you guys don't think that even with his ability to stop time, that DOC robot from Mega Man 3 still couldn't beat V1 from Ultrakill, then you're basically saying that Deo is irrelevant in JoJo's Bizzare adventure." - Me today to my friends at lunch.

[Totally Nyx 36,079]

"Gilligan's Island is like the news. You're not supposed to expect logic or factual accuracy. You're supposed to suspend your grasp on reality for a while, get a few laughs, and turn your brain back on when you're done."

[Tropical Melody 6,346]

He was all in favour of the countryside, provided that it was on the other side of a window.

 

[Cagey 4,248]

"I love the smell of water damage in the morning!"

[Samurai Equine 51,984]

Ever eat something so good that you wish you weren't full so you could keep eating it?

[Nitobit 1,859]

"Don't eat while eating."

[Tropical Melody 6,346]

"OK guys, we're done with the cell phone, and now we're going to the static panties generator."

 

[Wizard 1,488]

 "You're not driving home, right? Because you are going to be in no position to drive."
 "Uh..."
 "Actually, once we're done, just be sure to grab a bottle of water and a snack and just stay here until you feel ready to leave."
 "Uuuuuhhhhhhhhh..."
 "What? First time?"
 "..."

[TechnoZ 1,186]

"I am an Asshole but you know what? That's is the Reason to Live for! "