Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 6,527]

"I've had everything down each of these holes that you can imagine"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,380]

"Why is there a picture of Ric Flair in the book of Mormon?" 

[Lord Chin Chin 1,211]

''  Please dont puke on me ''

[Denim&Venöm 19,380]

"So you thought it was a good idea to come out here and show pictures of my hip... and my big beautiful ass on national TV?" 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"1 got this tattoo when 1 was incarcerated at 1's own pleasure and 1 was forced to shank...some muppet in the showers. 1 regrets nothing!"

[Lord Chin Chin 1,211]

"Thanks for cleaning the mat with your sweat"

Edited August 21, 2021 by Tweek

[Brony Number 42 10,073]

I'm incompetent, not lazy.

[Tropical Melody 6,527]

"I don't feel like I really did anything."

"That's how Extra Credit is supposed to feel."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"In his house at R'lyeh, dead E.T. waits dreaming."

[Denim&Venöm 19,380]

"The last time we had fun, the Americans had to save you." 

 

[Lord Chin Chin 1,211]

''  You look like crap this morning ''

Spoiler

Thanks dad 🤪

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,380]

"I drove a 2001 Volkswagen Beetle. I had no idea I was such a baller." 

[Castle Bleck 19,383]

"I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."

[Lord Chin Chin 1,211]

'' You should eat more chicken " 🐔🍗

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Why don't you delete all those video games off your phone and take your X-Box and toss it out the window?!"

[Northern Star 1,024]

"Sir! It appears that 25 pathetic looking people want to siege the precinct."

[Tropical Melody 6,527]

"I was as happy as a burro eating prickly pears"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,380]

"Is that a new cologne or did Raid switch up their formula?"  

[Samurai Equine 52,525]

In an mmmbop, they're gone~

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Thankfully they're not all buzz-cut white dudes, abusing their power and shooting up everybody."

[Windy Breeze 15,190]

I open my eyes; now, I'm seeing blueberries floating everywhere. I'm not in Ponyville anymore.

[Tropical Melody 6,527]

"I never thought I'd have to use this pepper spray. Arrrgghhh!! Somebody help me! Somebody help me!"

 

[Castle Bleck 19,383]

"Hey, look! I made a bridge! It only took me, like… What? …10 seconds. 11, tops."

[Sparklefan1234 172,975]

"A status update is the best I can do, @Totally Huey." 

[Totally Nyx 36,204]

"An IKEA store located in Jersey said I'm like a phoenix. I'll rise again from these ashes."