Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"Ah good there we go, light's gone off. It's got some other warning lights on, but not the one involving tyre pressure ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"We're about to give free enemas all fking day!" 

[Northern Star 1,024]

On the verge of death, delusional, overweight, perfect character for this game.

[Emerald Heart 24,901]

"You don’t want your foots to get stabbed when you're walkin' across the street."

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"It is time to re-lubricate the rear end"

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Do you have a problem with crappy improv troupes trying to steal your beverages?"

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"No, it's not broken enough. More breaking!"

 

[Emerald Heart 24,901]

"I NEED DRAMA!!!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"What a year this week has been." 

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"And the goal is to only get this where it needs to be, not on me and my face and my tools and everywhere else, but Never-Seez has a mind of its own when it comes to contamination. But I'll do my best. Five minutes with this stuff and you end up looking like the Tin Man from The Wizard Of Oz"

 

[Totally Nyx 36,062]

Isn't an avatar one of those bluish green people who fly around on dragons?

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

 “If brains was dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose.”

[Totally Nyx 36,062]

"Unable to sync. Unable to sync?"

"Just try again, they said that about the Titanic too."

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"Fking Tupac Shakur could've ridden Secretariat into the stadium and people still would've given only half of a st." 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 23, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"It's one of those home-of-sexuals"

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

Very speedily it developed that the first improvement ... was for a fine large bed of Madonna lilies, and the bulbs of these are expensive in comparison with hot dogs.

 

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

Blue whale—it’s up to scale!

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

"Sometimes in life its better to grab yer rifle n run into The Bayou to kill a giant spider than it is to go home to yer wife"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 23, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"And like all good plans, this one runs on nachos supplied by a random passer-by ..."

 

Edited March 26, 2022 by Tropical Melody
Typos

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

Zoom in and sharpen, zoom in and sharpen. No, sharpen less ...

 

[ExplosionMare 18,065]

They stopped. HOORAY for ME!!!

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"The difference between science and fking around is whether or not you write it down." 

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"Well you'll just have to stand outside and hold the ferret"