Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 20,331]

"I don't have a drum set but you can bang my aunt..." 

[PaulBron 173]

vegans don't make any difference by not eating meat 

Edited January 24, 2019 by PaulBron

[Lucky Bolt 35,216]

"God it's beautiful, I shall make love to it." 

[Here No Longer 5,286]

"Stop making me more depressed than normal"

[Denim&Venöm 20,331]

And it only took 131 episodes, four specials and a movie." 

[Here No Longer 5,286]

"It sounds like a dying kitten, I think it's done"

[Cyclone 1066 3,622]

"I'm about to staple that kids glasses to his damn head"

[Tropical Melody 7,386]

On 1/24/2019 at 8:44 PM, Denim&Venom said:

"I don't have a drum set but you can bang my aunt..." 

And what happened to the "laugh" brohoof? Eh? Eh? (pouting)

 

Edited January 26, 2019 by Tropical Melody

[Tropical Melody 7,386]

Line of unrelated context demarcation. 

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Lautsprecher-Spezial-Dämmwatte, Für Hi-Fi Anwendungen, Leichte Verarbeitung

So there!

 

Edited January 26, 2019 by Tropical Melody

[Lulaypp 2,556]

You should get killed by a person who never killed before.

[Tropical Melody 7,386]

"I'm figuring that's some kind of Valentine's Day thingy ..."

 

[TigerGeekGuy 4,664]

“Stop being a dog. From now on, you must be a jellyfish.”

[Tropical Melody 7,386]

" I already ate two wedding cakes but I guess I could go for a cookie."

 

[Tropical Melody 7,386]

"I wonder if that outstanding performance has made it onto the Radio 2 playlist!(?)"

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"No!"

 

[Cash In 23,022]

''I don't hate birds, but these ones seriously need to get lost.''

Edited August 4, 2019 by Cash In

[Here No Longer 5,286]

"LIke Bob, I wear square pants."

[Denim&Venöm 20,331]

"Harry Potter and the influence of climactic legacies on the distribution of dryland biocrust communities." 

[Meson Bolt 2,650]

"Look, I wasn't making out with her or anything. Besides, her mom would have stopped me if I was."

[Tropical Melody 7,386]

"I know that you're afraid of guacamole." – "It's the devil's vomit!"

"Brian, why does everything you touch turn to garbage?"

"Who are you?" – "Just a grown man with a pet hermit crab."

 

[Dreambiscuit 11,110]

 “We’re low on everything. And make sure to buy toilet paper, we’re really scrapin’ bottom around here.”  

[Tropical Melody 7,386]

"Work? As in, honest toil, you mean?" - "Yes."
"Hewing the wood and drawing the old wet stuff and so forth?" - "Quite."
"Well, I've known a few people who worked, absolutely swayed by it some of them. Boko Fittleworth almost had a job once." - "Who is this Boko Fittleworth you keep talking about?"
"Boko? You don't know Boko?" - "No."
"Good Lord! I thought everybody knew Boko." - "I do not."
"Looks like a parrot with a moult." - "- No."
"Once put his shirt on Silly Billy to win the Cesarewitch and Lady in Spain beat him by a nose." - "I have never met Boko Fittleworth."
"No? Well, I couldn't recommend it wholeheartedly anyway. He is an acquired taste, Boko. At least that's what his mother says."
"You were telling me how he once got a job?"
"Yes, well, Boko's got an uncle in the City, brokers, stocks or something like that. And he offered Boko this job and Boko accepted it. I don't think either of them could've been firing on all cylinders, to be honest, at the time. Chaos obviously ensued, until Boko saw sense and gave it all up. Then we had to take it in turns to go round and sit with him until he calmed down."

 

[Tropical Melody 7,386]

"I don't think I've ever been to Kensington. " - "You must have! Your mother lives there." - "Oh that Kensington."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,331]

"Shout out to Brittney's dentist."

[Thuja 3,664]

"Will this guy next to me please stop farting?"

[Denim&Venöm 20,331]

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.