Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

They never said you had to eat it all at once!

[Samurai Equine 45,906]

Curse my need for good hygiene...

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

I do cry bitter tears sometimes

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

['brew' = tea ...]

"... you can see it happening! And it's like slow-motion...

"'GETTTAA SPOOON QUIIICK! MUUUM! ME BIISCUIIT'S FAALLEN IIN ME BREEEW! HUUURRRY UUP IIT'S SIIINKIING!'"

[tries to get it out with fingers]

"'AAARRRGHH!! BAAARRSTAARRD!'"

Facebook - Mum! Me biscuit's fallen in me brew!

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,027]

"I haven't seen any of them big house spiders for a couple of years now. Either my theory that they're afraid of the daddy long legged spiders is correct, or they're all hiding out in that big pile of rocks out in the garden. The same one that I will have to dismantle and move at some point."

[Cagey 4,207]

“I’m already gonna get ill; I’m on your sickbed!”

”Yeah. You are on my sickbed. Now get off my sickbed.” 

[Emerald Heart 24,588]

Me: "You went to college with Santa?"

Mom: "Yes. We shared the same dorm."

[Samurai Equine 45,906]

I don't understand why there needs to be an "us VS them" mentality when both sides could be winners. Just pay a little bit of respect to the source material and the originals fans, and everyone will enjoy this new thing you're doing.

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

His coloring drove me CRAZY, he colored OUTSIDE of the lines!

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

        
            
(yes I actually texted this) 

[Denim&Venöm 16,515]

"Metalheads burn churches. Not the amazon." 

[Samurai Equine 45,906]

I said I wouldn't do this. I said I'd just keep my big mouth shut and not make suggestions about what to buy; and here I am suggesting all the things! I should just take all that stuff back...

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"My front and rear passage is often blocked"

 

[Emerald Heart 24,588]

"If food was a real human I'd marry it."

[Denim&Venöm 16,515]

"Big Log is a Robert Plant song about taking a st." 

[Samurai Equine 45,906]

Make the coffee, slave!

[Oleks 1,983]

- You must be a psychologist.

- No, I'm a diabetic.

[Emerald Heart 24,588]

"My Ariana Grande senses are tingling."

[Samurai Equine 45,906]

God rest ye merry gentlemen; you've been through war and back again.

[Denim&Venöm 16,515]

"You've come a long way since your first tampon." 

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"Well, who cares, anyway? They strip the wallpaper, fumigate the place and they're gone. What's so bad about that?"

"What is this confusion you have about bishops? Do you understand what they actually do? Nothing to do with fumigating houses at all."

 

[Cagey 4,207]

“We could just split it and take it home.”

”…Take it home. A mac and cheese bite and a potato.”

”Good point.”

[Samurai Equine 45,906]

I'm gonna FREEZE out here!

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"I love you all"

"let's get naked"

Edited December 23, 2019 by Dustleeshus

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

(Hoo boy, I’ve got three quotes today!)

 

- I’m going to have nightmares about Sonic taking a bath.

- I don’t know what a not-dog is.

- I’m pretty sure Elvis would’ve married me, too.