Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"Yes this week is normally quite busy for us with Christmas decorations related injuries"

 

[Cagey 4,207]

(Italian accent) “I really like owls… ‘cause dey’re chubby…”

[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

"You look like a retired sniper who's now a carpenter." 

[Cagey 4,207]

“You’re not an embarrassment of a cat anymore!”

[Widdershins 9,955]

"I should warn you... I have no clue what I'm doing!"

 "THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR PANIC!!!"

[HalaRealMaredrid 15]

"Stop eating the raw batter."

[Treeglow Flicker 13,020]

"Abandon ship!"

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"Well yes it's that time of year again when people go to Switzerland strap two bits of wood to their feet and then throw themselves off mountains"

 

[applesjck 5,601]

“Why is the counter sticky again? I just cleaned it two minutes ago!” 

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

“I like my chicks when they’re thick and chunky. The grinder’s gonna have a field day with them.”

[HalaRealMaredrid 15]

"I don't think using your phone while it's at 16% is the best idea..."

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"No! I NEVER have tartare sauce on fish fingers!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

"I'll tell you what, let's put this thing up your butt and let's get to work!" 

[DubWolf 16,615]

“We’ll keep all our options open.”

[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

"Applaud my 82 watermelons." 

[Randimaxis 8,633]

Ass-sweat is nature's way of lubing your buttcrack for travel.

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

"He was an Engineer, and he called himself Wrenchy. The rest is history."

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,585]

Quote

Maybe they're not tails. Maybe it's just persistant butt fluff! 

- @Treeglow Flicker

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

Put these two together it's even funnier ..

14 hours ago, Denim&Venom said:

"I'll tell you what, let's put this thing up your butt and let's get to work!" 

14 hours ago, WWolf said:

“We’ll keep all our options open.”

 

MINE:

"Oh yes, we can't have Christmas without a chocolate log! OK? But this one – I was going to say 'it's healthy', but it's healthy until um, you start putting the filling in ..."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,020]

"The worst thing about the cold is when it shrinks your bladder down to the size of a walnut."

[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

"An army of gi wearing killers piling out of the gym like a clown car from hell.”

[Samurai Equine 45,882]

With all the bright colors and heavy CGI... I wonder how many parents brought their kids to this movie thinking it was a kids film; only to find out it has cursing, blood and gore, and gratuitous killing. 

(And for anyone about to ask, no. I'm not talking about Deadpool. Good luck trying to figure out which movie I'm referencing.)

Edited December 16, 2019 by Toshigami Equine

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"There's always time for a nice cup of tea. Sure didn't the Lord himself pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world?"

"No he didn't, Mrs Doyle!"

"Well, whatever the equivalent they had for tea in those days, cake or something."

 

[Nostalgia27 60]

"Play the song."

"No! Stop! Don't play it!"

Edited December 17, 2019 by Nostalgia27

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,585]

Me: "OK, so. What if Godzilla and Co. were dropped into the universe of Land Before Time?"

 My friend: "Are you high?"

 Me: https://giphy.com/gifs/graphics-films-land-before-time-ZNRARhcjUuSuQ 

Edited December 17, 2019 by Renegade the Unicorn