Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 45,889]

Go to bed with a food coma, wake up with the worst food headache ever.
...Is this what it's like to be hung over? 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

KABOOSH!!

[Denim&Venöm 16,510]

"You're really campaigning for 'Bitch of the Year' aren't you?" 

"As defending champion, you nervous?" 

[PiratePony 8,473]

Is this Purple Rain?

Yes.

[Denim&Venöm 16,510]

"The Skeleton That Stood On Top Of A Van And Then Waved At A Bird And Stole A Traffic Cone.

#1 New York Times Best Seller"                          

 

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"Had an interview this morning – I start tomorrow – panic over. Luckily no-one from 'Human Resources' was there to balls it up"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,510]

"My leg was shaking, and my dog and I could barley speak for a minute afterwords." 

[Emerald Heart 24,583]

"Mom, Dad just said I was a baby donkey and then he said I was a burrito."

[Samurai Equine 45,889]

"Are you absolutely serious about coming back? I have no objection to it, but in the past, you kind of strung me and the followers along. I made update posts for everyone to see, saying that you were going to take over. And when you backed out that, I had to give the followers the bad news."

(Turns out, they weren't serious about returning after all...)

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"... and that's why you don't crash into cop cars. That will happen."

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"Had some visitors earlier, so I've gone and tidied up. Fatal! Must never. Ah there it is! There it is..."

 

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

"Well, at least he doesn't hump my leg anymore."

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

I’m just trying to fill your holes for you

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"I was thinking of the idea of if I could have an AI of you put into a d!ld0"

Edited December 2, 2019 by AngelDustlicious

[Emerald Heart 24,583]

"Why is this crap where my butt should be?"

[Samurai Equine 45,889]

And now to dump the sauce and mix it in...

Dumpety, dump, dump,
Dumpety, dump, dump,
Look at Thomas cooking...
Dumpety, dump, dump,
Dumpety, dump, dump,
Over a hot skillet!

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

Hi, Allycat here in Tenerife I'm just making lunch, fried steak, garlic, mushrooms, onions, French spinach and Basil, topped with melted fresh goats and mozzarella cheese

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,510]

"Reading a book is just staring at a dead tree while hallucinating." 

[Samurai Equine 45,889]

I should be shopping right now...

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"So you slept seventeen hours and you're still tired?"

*Pretending to be tired* "Mmhmm"

[Tropical Melody 5,100]

"Have you remembered who I am?"

 

[Samurai Equine 45,889]

This is the regular routine. Been doing it for a few weeks now.

[ShadOBabe 18,984]

"Phew! Couldn't find the moisture thing in the bottle of medicine! Thought I might have eaten it!"

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"He'll just step on that poor little kid's head and make him fall down"

[Treeglow Flicker 13,023]

After all these years it still bothers me when they don't use sleeving on the earth wires... I'm supposed to be an artist and writer dammit! Not a technician!