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Luna's bullying you in your dreams. What do you do?


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After a certain amount of time I'll just stop caring about the dreams and just mess around she'll most likely get bored after I start to not care and just deal with it

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If Luna is appearing in my dreams I know she's not real.  If I were in Equestria and this happened I still wouldn't believe I was dealing with the real Luna, but if it got bad enough I might try to contact the Princesses to resolve the issue, and failing that, I might hit up Auntie Eclipse to put a sleep charm on my pillow.  

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Ask Discord to prank her for me...then pray that I don't die in the fallout.


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Humans are a lie, there are only ponies. Through ponies, I gain friendship.

Through friendship, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory.

Through victory, my chains are broken. Ponies shall set me free.

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deep meditation can substitute for sleep, getting rid of your need for it. So, i'd just do that. She can only get you while you're asleep, if she somehow gets around that i have a simple 9mm solution to the problem ;) 


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Assuming I’m a pony in Equestria while all of this is going on? I’d go directly to the source - I’d make a trip to Canterlot and try to find a way to get an audience with Luna herself. Bullying somebody in their dreams would be way out of character for her, so I’d want to alert her in case the Tantabus or some other vile creature was about to pounce on Ponykind.


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Really? She bullied me for no reason? And why me? There are like millions of other subjects, but why me? Why Luna? Just why? :mlp_wat:

Send a professional hitmare! :glimmer:

Nah I'm joking :P

Actually I don't know what to do *shrugs* maybe just give up on life? You can't really beat her, it's a dream and she rules the dream realm. :maud:

Maybe I'll get used to it later on. :nom:

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I routinely dream about death and destruction because I'm apparently kind of fucked up, I'm a straight white guy who is entirely comfortable with himself, and if I know I'm dreaming, which has happened a few times, I stop fearing anything. My dreams, my rules. Bring it.

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On 2020-09-27 at 10:24 PM, Splashee said:

I cry. What else to do? My love of my life is bullying me, while doing her job? Nothing you can do but cry! :(

I won't go to sleep I always  never go to sleep:sneer:

On 2020-09-28 at 2:47 PM, ExplosionMare said:

I would scream in her face until she goes away. If that doesn’t phase her, I’ll just be really annoying until she gives up.

I will probably take her power and rule the dream realm and cause her nightmare :umad: HAHAHHAHAHAH

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I won't go to sleep. Easy. :proud:


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