Make up a stupid fact

[Jalaton 155]

If you spin counter-clockwise fast enough you'll go back in time.

[PikaPower 12]

The average human sucks their thumb till they're 20.

[Nas 2,873]

Ponies give me sleep.

[Flow 1,625]

Dividing by zero will transport you to Equestria.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

i tested the fact above me

 

how else did you think i got the coordinates to come

[Simcity11100 772]

Keeping zoid off your name makes you not look like a loser.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

says the none zoid

[PikaPower 12]

Having zoid in your name makes you have powers like Superman.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

screw superman

 

it is a fact that goku can kill him

[Rainbow-Crash 101]

diesel fuel is a great supplement for vitamin c

[Count Paradox 3,548]

everything I say is a true lie

[Storn 11]

Father Christmas, also known as Santa Claus, is female. That's why the beard is fake.

[Luigi495 49]

75% of all stair accidents happen on the stairs.

[Prince Lightning Da Cute 619]

The average pony eats up to 200 cookies a year, mostly sugar

[Rainbow-Crash 101]

If you head butt someone hard enough you can send them back in time

[Flow 1,625]

Stupidity is fundamental because this thread is stupid.

[DeletedAcc 64]

Deodorant is made up of the blood from dead chinchillas.

[Aureity 3,055]

Death cures all diseases.

[Goodra 531]

Every time a cow blinks another is turned into a big mac.

[Dragonshy 2,305]

Dragonshy has a healthy social life.

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

One out of every 4 cabinets is female.

[Krystal 1,468]

Luke Skywalker is afraid of spiders

[Flow 1,625]

Eating charcoal will lead you to enlightenment.

[Krystal 1,468]

Last year 20,000 people died from exploding foam fingers

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

all hooved animals have only 4 toes, one on each leg, so a hoof is just a giant toenail