You've just been see kissing your favorite pony what do you do?

[Archangel 143]

how does a pony not fit into the general definition of a beast?

 

and yeah but those aliens don't exist in our world, where as ponies do

 

" Noun:

• An animal, esp. a large or dangerous four-footed one.

• A domestic animal, esp. a bovine farm animal.

Synonyms:

brute - animal - cattle"

 

Pulled that from Google, as you can see, ponies, a race of creatures with the intelligence of humans (More or less) do not fit that definition. And especially not those synonyms. Like earlier, they are more like alien creatures that happen to look like horses. Like how aliens happen to look like humans in crappy some movies/TV shows.

 

EDIT: Yeah, we have creatures we call ponies, but they are not the same ponies. They are far different. People in BSG called the Cylons: toasters, but that doesn't mean they're the same thing as a toaster.

 

EDIT 2: Thought of a better analogy, a toaster and a toaster oven are referred to by the same thing. But their only similarities are the basic concept of how they work. They both have a piece of metal that heats up the interior. And metal exterior. I mean, they both HAVE a metal exterior. Yours shouldn't heat up if it does. And they both run on electricity.

 

While ponies have a hooves and coat. And both eat hay.

Edited July 27, 2012 by Archangel

[Bacon 48]

This is a very hard question. If a parent walked in on my making out with VS I would just keep kissing her, turn her around so her back is facing my parent (so VS doesn't notice her), pretend my parent isn't there and hope they just leave. If she questions it, I'll tell her I'll explain later.

[Radiance64 7,053]

Well the pony I'd kiss would probably say something like "I'll rip you to pieces if you tell anyone about this" or "Let us never speak of this again."

;)

 

 

 

Not a horse, a pony, different biology. And as stated previously, they don't fit the definition of a beast. Therefore, not bestiality. Just like those humanoid aliens from Star Trek aren't human.

 

NINJA'D!?! Seriously?

 

That has to be the most unlikely ninja'ing I've ever seen.

[DJ Cadence 58]

If I were kissing Soarin' I would push him away and go "...This is what it looks like...F*** I AM A PERVERT."

[Starshine 16,333]

Someone caught me red-handed making out with a pastel colored horse?

 

 

Me: Come on! You know you want to join me!

[XrosOver 613]

I would hug, cuddle and defend her with every piece of my being and tell him that my relationship doesn't need to be justified. She would be my only source of comfort and if need I would take a bullet.

[Archangel 143]

I would hug, cuddle and defend her with every piece of my being and tell him that my relationship doesn't need to be justified. She would be my only source of comfort and if need I would take a bullet.

 

What you should say, or ask, is "Do I need to take a bullet for her? Or give one?"

 

Hmm, I should find a away to turn that into an epic one-liner.

[Rainycakes 30]

I only got one thing to say...

 

 

 

 

I'll marry--I mean, smooch, whomever I like! Besides, I was kissed first. XD

[MetalheadBRONIES666 2]

Well obviously that I would be making out with fluttershy giving her tongue.

Human on Human- Mom walks in, "Unless you want to say something about me closing that door then please leave."

Pony on Pony, "Fuck off!"

Me on Pony, "God your so hot fluttershy" and continue making out with her.

Me (Pony) on human, "I have never seen someone so curious at a colt making out with a human." Then slam the door in her face.

[dreaper 136]

Me: "Dude don't look at me like that! I'm just as confused as you are, seriously! I am not into horses dammit!! "

[StarDust01 3]

Look up and say "Can I help you?" then they would just slowly back out and I would go back to what I was doing.

[JhonHipster 124]

I think if my mom (i dont have a dad) enters my room she would be like this:

But instead of the pants insert Pinkie Pie

 

Pinkie pie is supposed to be kissing you, not wrapped around your legs :/

 

Anyways if I was cuaght I'd probably get up and leave.

Edited July 27, 2012 by jarrod989

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I'm a girl, so I would say

"Pinkie Pie just suddenly appeared, and I couldn't help myself, she was too awesome!"

[Crystal Sparkle 344]

Run off to the nearest chapel and marry her instantly, them move into her house for the "next step".

[1mlpfim 70]

Pinkie pie is supposed to be kissing you, not wrapped around your legs :/

 

Anyways if I was cuaght I'd probably get up and leave.

 

You know what i meant bro, of course i would be wearing pants, (if i didn't it would be very innapropiate) and of course kissing her

[!Surprise! 1]

First, I would wonder what Pinkie Pie is doing here.

Second, I would be freaked out she's kissing a girl.

[Matus 130]

If it was human on equine - I'd stammer a bit before friend calls me weird or my parents ship me off to the funny farm!

If it was human on human - tell either friend or parents to fuck off as I continue my makeout with Octavia

If it was equine on equine - I'd make sure that I'm not on drugs, tell my friend/parents to fuck off, then continue my makeout with Octavia

 

That is pretty much what I would do, but that would really be a weird situation lol. And like Archangel said

And continue to do Applejack

[BetaWolf 97]

I would say, "See? I told you I own a horse!" And then my father would disappear. Crisis averted.

 

Also, wtf @ this limit.

[Tom 891]

Like a friend of yours, or your father,walked in just as it was happening, having no way of knowing that you did not willingly kiss her?

 

What makes you think I wouldn't do so willingly?

 

"So this is what being drunk feels like?"

 

Seems like an appropriate reaction when all of a sudden I have a colourful equine kissing me.

Followed immediately by kissing back.

[Nanniro 39]

I would have to begin by patenting whatever technology was used to bring said pony into this world. I'd let people use it for free, but hey, you gotta reserve these things so businesses don't profit from our love.

 

...Then I would wonder why Twilight and I are wasting time kissing, and why we're not reading or sharing lectures!

[Nouth 496]

,,Hey there, before you ask, yes I am. And no, I'm not stopping. I could use some privacy if you don't mind. I'll explain later when the awesomeness is over, and now, would you kindly shut the damn door before Rainbow shuts it with you ?"

[Somebody 570]

I think my response would be... "Don't try to tell me you haven't done stranger things in your life. Now if you don't mind, it's rude to interrupt a lady." Then I'd make a "shoo" motion with my hands and continue on with a certain fashionista pony with a purple mane.

[Evilshy 5,090]

Put on my cool shades and say "that's right, I get all the human AND pony girls." Then continue without giving a single fuck.

[Boxxi The Brony 119]

I would be all, SHE IS MINE YOU CANNOT HAZ and shout random things, and then my dad would be like LOLWUT then leave, then I would hide any evidence of what was going on, into some secret place

[One 498]

Well if that somehow happend, (obviously impossible), I would just say:

"Well atleast im not out killing people, stealing cars, or doing drugs."