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TIME TRAVEL! HELLS YEA!

 

Filly Please...

I exists on a separate plane of existence out side of time and space created by myself!

Thus I am God of my own hyperbolic domain that technically doesn't exist where I create and destroy at whim!

 

...Yet I somehow get an Internet connection that connects to the existing universe! Even I the great Manestache who's intelligence is feared outside of existence am dumbfounded how that works!

 

EDIT: I technically don't exist therefore I am and am not in all and no family trees... all at the same time and out side of time!

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Filly Please...

I exists on a separate plane of existence out side of time and space created by myself!

Thus I am God of my own hyperbolic domain that technically doesn't exist where I create and destroy at whim!

 

...Yet I somehow get an Internet connection that connects to the existing universe! Even I the great Manestache who's intelligence is feared outside of existence am dumbfounded how that works!

 

EDIT: I technically don't exist therefore I am and am not in all and no family trees... all at the same time and out side of time!

 

 

please, I am a Pirate.

 

Not only that, but I have a treasure chest full of keys taht allows my access to all the grand powers


okay ponies, give me all your treasure.

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"I will destroy all the riders"

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If Finest gets to be Viscra's love-buddy, I do too.

 

Hm. That would make Finest and I rival love buddies, I guess?

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Luriel is apparently our son.

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Viscra, y u no tell me u were pregnant?

 

i'm sorrry.

Zoop got rather drunk last night, and, well, he got all touchy-go then, and stuff happened...

 

i was also super-duper tired, and collapsed on his back that night.

 

that means luriel is his son, not your.

i'm sorry.


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i'm sorrry.

Zoop got rather drunk last night, and, well, he got all touchy-go then, and stuff happened...

 

i was also super-duper tired, and collapsed on his back that night.

 

that means luriel is his son, not your.

i'm sorry.

 

Wait, does that... does that make me...

 

home·wreck·er/ˈhōmˌrekər/

Noun: A person who is blamed for the breakup of a marriage or family, esp. because of his or her affair with one of the partners.

 

Say.... say it isn't so. :(

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This thread is awesome.

Ok so I am married to Shankveld, we have 2 kids. Jonke and Viscra.

I have a grand kid, because my son had sex with zoop.

Big Mac and Crispy are my brothers. Flare is my apprentice.

Doctor X and RKA are my brothers in law.

Street Comedy is our pet Gir/dog and he is apparently the offspring of Tom and Trixie.

I approve of this thread.

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Street Comedy is our pet Gir/dog and he is apparently the offspring of Tom and Trixie.

He's either adopted or gets it from his Mother's side. Also, isn't keeping him as a pet dog, like, something along the lines of slavery, or something?

 

And finally we're only four pages in and we already have family drama. Yay!


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This is not a role-play, it's 100% totally legit. Everypony knows that.

 

Also, in the next update of the diagram, feld0 should be listed as "government official who banished us from our quiet forest home"

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This just... What? I'm sorry, but could someone explain this to me? I... I don't know what to say about this... :blink:

In all probability... you really don't want to know.

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I'm not in this :'(

 

Make yourself a place.

 

This just... What? I'm sorry, but could someone explain this to me? I... I don't know what to say about this... :blink:

What, you've never been in a multigenerational time traveling partner swapping family unit?

 

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GET IN THE PIT

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i'm sorrry.

Zoop got rather drunk last night, and, well, he got all touchy-go then, and stuff happened...

 

i was also super-duper tired, and collapsed on his back that night.

 

that means luriel is his son, not your.

i'm sorry.

 

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Eh, whatevs. You're my wife, and he's your son, therefore I care for him.

Besides, he called me dad when I was punishing him for disobeying you. Even without a genetic contribution from me, he still is my son. <3

 

As for YOU, Zoop.

>=(

I will have to punish YOU for sleeping with Viscra WITHOUT me. And Shy for the mere suggestion of murdering my son.

Now where was my flog...

 

EDIT: Two notes.

1) you should probably add a warning in the thread title for suggestive language.

2) Big Mac said he was my dad, so plz add that link to the tree's next update.

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