Ask The Great and Apologetic Trixie!

[Leafeon 2,702]

Oh hey, I found Twilight Sparkle! It turns out she actually perfectly fine!

Now run, Twilight! Run from Trixie and TGAPMT!

Trixie refuses to talk to such a pony. She is much more sophisticated then that.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

WHY YOU... GET BACK HERE!!! *Grabs* That'll teach you to ruin this poor filly's life! *Duct tapes to chair*

[Leafeon 2,702]

Trixie has brought Firebolt. Trixie hopes her faithful fans do not mind.

 

Yay!

 

WHY YOU... GET BACK HERE!!! *Grabs* That'll teach you to ruin this poor filly's life! *Duct tapes to chair*

Dude. I will cut you.

[SilverStarApple 849]

Trixie, are you good at dancing?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Nopony may touch TGAPMT! What shall you cut him with? He also has duct tape!

[Leafeon 2,702]

Nopony may touch TGAPMT! What shall you cut him with? He also has duct tape!

I have a pocket knife. Which I just used to free Trixie.

Trixie will have to fire you VP. Trixie is very disappointed in you.

 

Trixie, are you good at dancing?

Trixie is amazing at everything, which of course, makes Trixie incredible at dancing.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

That... was... Tri-The Great and Powerful Trixie... The Great and Not Very Apologetic Muffin Thief believes that TGAPT should stop wearing her moustache around TGANVAMT.

[Leafeon 2,702]

That... was... Tri-The Great and Powerful Trixie... The Great and Not Very Apologetic Muffin Thief believes that TGAPT should stop wearing her moustache around TGANVAMT.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

hey Trix, are you wondering what happened to the alicorn amulet after they took it from you?

[Leafeon 2,702]

hey Trix, are you wondering what happened to the alicorn amulet after they took it from you?

How would Trixie know? They were the ones that hid it. If Trixie knew where it was all of Equestria would be enslaved.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

How would Trixie know? They were the ones that hid it. If Trixie knew where it was all of Equestria would be enslaved.

Would you like to know its current whereabouts?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Would you like to know its current whereabouts?

TGANVAMT will secretly write this down...

[Leafeon 2,702]

Would you like to know its current whereabouts?

Yes, Trixie would.

 

TGANVAMT will secretly write this down...

With what? *turns writing untensil into pinecone*

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Yes, Trixie would.

Well, after confiscating it, the left me in charge of disposing it......so i ate it while in dragon form and it is probably long gone by now. That garnet on it tasted reeeaaaallly good.

[Leafeon 2,702]

Well, after confiscating it, the left me in charge of disposing it......so i ate it while in dragon form and it is probably long gone by now. That garnet on it tasted reeeaaaallly good.

YOU SON OF A---

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

YOU SON OF A---

now it will never be used for evil again

[Leafeon 2,702]

now it will never be used for evil again

Well. Trixie will slay you without the amulet anyway!

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Well. Trixie will slay you without the amulet anyway!

HA, your talking to the guy that can make a black hole just as Celestia can raise the sun, come at me bro

[Leafeon 2,702]

HA, your talking to the guy that can make a black hole just as Celestia can raise the sun, come at me bro

Nopony is as strong as Celestia, and Trixie almost has the strength of her. Trixie will make you shriek in pain!

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Nopony is as strong as Celestia, and Trixie almost has the strength of her. Trixie will make you shriek in pain!

...hehehe....the one similarity i share with you.....you have lost.......and i have others of......your idea of pain is my idea of a tickle fight

*rips out heart and throws it to the ground, then body miraculously heals itself*

like i said, come at me bro

[Leafeon 2,702]

...hehehe....the one similarity i share with you.....you have lost.......and i have others of......your idea of pain is my idea of a tickle fight

*rips out heart and throws it to the ground, then body miraculously heals itself*

like i said, come at me bro

Trixie believes that was just a trick. Trixie will duplicate herself! What say you, neigh-sayer?!

 

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Trixie believes that was just a trick. Trixie will duplicate herself! What say you, neigh-sayer?!

 

 

 

*turns into Draconequis*

 

SILLY MARE, TRIX ARE FOR KIDS

 

*makes 3 clones of self*

Edited February 9, 2013 by Staticthor Draconus

[Doctor Shuu 797]

TGAPMT wrote it down... WITH HIS OWN BLOOD!!!

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

TGAPMT wrote it down... WITH HIS OWN BLOOD!!!

you do realize i digested it like a month ago right?

[Leafeon 2,702]

*turns into Draconequis*

 

SILLY MARE, TRIX ARE FOR KIDS

 

*makes 3 clones of self*

Unstoppable Trixie: Trixie will make you a kid then! *uses aging spell on*

Unusable Trixie: Ugh... Perhaps we should /not/ do this?

 

TGAPMT wrote it down... WITH HIS OWN BLOOD!!!

Unstoppable Trixie: Good work. That is a very good tactic... you! Pleasing the most magical unicorn in all of Equestria is not an easy task!