Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

O-L-L-E-H

What if the events of Metal Gear to Metal Gear Solid 4 were all in Snake's head as he hid inside the Imagination Box from Spongebob?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,833]

Then the PMC forces like Raven Sword, Praying Mantis, Pieuvre Armament, and Werewolf would start Twerking in front of the world to see, thus causing chaos in the Time Paradox. And no more MREs.

 

Can Desperado Enforcement LLC. bring peace to the world with the power of Rainbows and this single ?

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No. Cause peace does not exist.

Why did the cop get arrested for wearing cake on his head?

[Jeric 46,880]

Because he was in illegal attire in Wisconsin on game day. 

Green Bay Commandment #1 - thou shalt have no head adornments besides triangular cheese. 

 

How can I keep my lawn green during summer?

[Tech Reel 444]

Green paint. If it starts to chip or melt then just chuck limes at the lawn until it stabilizes.

 

What should I draw?

[Nyankee-No4 3,269]

Chicken flying  at  bicycle

Why couch do not flying

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,833]

Because Scootaloo said so....

Why can't I eat chili dogs with honey syrup and vinegar?

[Krashface 535]

Cuz Syrup and Vinegrar don't chill like doggs.

You think playng "ave satani" just for a joke during religion hour at school is a bad idea ?

[BlitzBLT 47]

Not always because of the waffle maker that sells used and new waffles.

Why aren't phones circles?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,833]

Because we can't make them into tacos, that's why their not circle.

Can I haz a chocolate flavored shampoo as a burrito ice cream?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Well, I would, but my head chef Scorpion is out competing in something called Soulcalibur.

How you do perform a fatality?

[Will Guide 21,371]

6 minutes ago, BoredAnimeGif said:

Well, I would, but my head chef Scorpion is out competing in something called Soulcalibur.

How you do perform a fatality?

Tap d, u,d,u, duck duck, goose!

How do you play gat? (Spell it backwards)

[Techno Universal 2,575]

You press the self destruct button and you blow up!!!

 

Would you what a self destruct button on your toilet so you can blow up if your having a crappy time pooping?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I wouldn't know, I've never even touched a Saints Row game.

How do you play a Martal Comb-at game?

[Yumekai 735]

On 4/11/2013 at 4:05 AM, Thevenomous said:

Wednesdays and Thursdays respectively.

 

Why is there fuzz on a tennis ball?

Why is the tennis ball on my fuzz?

 

[Techno Universal 2,575]

I play using a toilet plunger as a joystick.

 

How do you troll a kid in a Minecraft mini game server?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

With Roblox supremacy.

How do you talk like Vince Offer?

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

Like that : "hello I'm Vince Offer"

Soooo what is this thing called MLP ??

Edited November 7, 2017 by Trotteur Sauvage

[TBD 17,272]

My Life's Pathetic. 

How in the world is this tread came back to life?

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,833]

Me. That's why this place came to life with the power of love and friendship. *cue puking sound in the background*

Should muffins rule over the world of Seal Elephants?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

I like muffin

Do you like the sun is the sky ??

[TBD 17,272]

no, why would I enjoy the sunbutt's view?

Is moonbutt is a literal of "full moon"?

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

Only when your moon butt is full !
Why dogs have 4 legs ??

[Pieburner 1,680]

CAUSE THEY DO

Does Barry Manillow know you raid his wardrobe?

[Patty Thundersnow 4,279]

No, mainly because I don't. I buy everything at WalMart. 

Why is it so cloudy when it's rainy?