What would you do if Discord appeared?

[Umbral Noir 1,556]

Hey everypony! Just though this up! If Discord appeared in real life, what would you do? Would you join him and embrace the chaos, try and stop him or just get on with ordinary life? Please also give a reason as to why you would do what you chose.

 

Personally, I would join Discord, because while he's chaotic and slightly crazy, he doesn't actually want to harm anyone, just cause chaos. Plus chocolate rain sounds good!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

You know, the ramifications of Discord appearing in our world would probably be huge. As in, the government might try to capture and contain him to try and harness his chaos powers. 

 

But if it was just down to befriending him or something, I probably would. I'd just have him give me an endless supply of contain candy and have him levitate my house while we chill and play video games.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I would join Discord because it would be fun. However I would want, in return, some of his powers and such. Just spectate the chaos and have fun, then when he really trusts me and prizes me a lot, betray him and stop the chaos, still with my powers.

[Golurk 468]

If this is pre-reformation, I'd grab my katana and the two of us would have an epic duel for the ages, with the fate of the Earth resting in my hands...

 

Post-reformation, a gentlemanly tea-sipping session is in order. I mean, who can resist an intellectual chat with this?

[Shanks 10,816]

the government might try to capture and contain him to try and harness his chaos powers. 

They will try but fail miserably, you would have better odds trying to capture satan than you would Discord.

 

I suppose if Discord appeared so long as it was post reformation we would probably have a good time.

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

I don't care if he was reformed or not, I would join him in his mischief. Cause everyone knows that disorder and chaos causes the most fun in the world.

[Homura Akemi 974]

I'd think I was delusional and die of insanity.

 

If not, I would be like, "Dude! You're one of my favourite MLP characters!" The thing is I wonder if he would know that he was from a show. :x

[Bigmethod 239]

Hey everypony! Just though this up! If Discord appeared in real life, what would you do? Would you join him and embrace the chaos, try and stop him or just get on with ordinary life? Please also give a reason as to why you would do what you chose.

 

Personally, I would join Discord, because while he's chaotic and slightly crazy, he doesn't actually want to harm anyone, just cause chaos. Plus chocolate rain sounds good!

I'd give him a brohoof, hug him, ask when he ate john De Lancia and how he absorbed his voice, then i'd ask if i can do the same with morgan freeman. 

[DR Leper Lupinstein 410]

i don't know first we'd prolly do some mischievous havok and cause wierd and unusual, but harmless, things to happen just to freak the world out. then we'd watch it on every news station including fox and cnn. and then see if micheal savage or norman goldman are making a big deal out of it, just for giggs. at the end of the day we'd have to put everything back to normal. 

[Zygen 6,066]

I think i'd never be able to get a hand on him, because the media would be crawling all over him.

 

But i'd also be pretty freaked out to.

 

Overall i guess i'd see how friendly he is and maybe befriend him, but something tells me i'd be way to shy and freaked out and nervous.

 

Hopefully he doesn't cause to much havoc .

[Castle Bleck 19,379]

Tape signs that say "CHAOS SUX" onto the backs of every U.S. politician, tell Discord about what they're wearing and why (lie), and watch him go to town on them; chances are, he'll actually end up improving our economy with his antics.

[mycarhasaMoustache 449]

Well first of all I would look at what I had eaten that day to double check it wasn't just a strange hallucination  then ask if he would grant me wishes lol Hey its worth a try and if I can get to Equestria that way then so be it.

[Fluttashy 325]

I would totally join Discord and we could overthrow the government together! No one would ever go hungry again because of all the chocolate rain and such! They might get diabetes but at least they wouldn't starve!

[Fhaolan 4,484]

What, do you mean you *haven't* had Discord show up at your place yet?

 

He lied to me! He said he was going to... no.. no, not going to dignify this. He had his chance, now he gets no skillet cake.

[Gone for good 1,593]

Id totally join him because he's a naughty prankster who has no morals and or limits...

 

Aka something too similar to me than not so we would probably get along well.

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

I wouldn't do anything because honestly there wouldn't be anything I could do. I couldn't run, I couldn't hide, and I couldn't hope to compete with him in a fight by any means.

[~StatesTheOblivious~ 1,795]

I would initially raise my chaos-star amulet and tell him, that his shenanigans will fail at me... I know it doesn't work that way but I guess I'd have an advantage due to the fact that I know hopefully more about him than he does about me.

 

So I would stay against him. He's cool, but I would just try to act like Picard at some point, especially because I know he would start to annoy me one day. He's pony-universe Q in some way, so why should it fail?

[Darkshift 85]

Honestly from the bottom of my heart admit myself as insane and then just have a cheeky conversation with him for a few minutes.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Well I'd either hit him with a Poke'ball, or give him a gigantic hug and ask him to get me a mustache like his. Just less... orange. Orange mustaches mixed with black hair everywhere else tend to scare away everything nearby.

[Evilshy 5,090]

Old Discord or current Discord?

 

I'd fight against the old, chaotic Discord, because I thrive on the predictability and sameness of my life. Yes, change is inevitable, and I'm pretty good at adapting, but that doesn't mean I have to enjoy it

 

 

If it's current Discord, we'd probably hang out and mess with people for fun.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

"Holy crap. There is a cartoon character in my house."

 

I would refuse to believe it. I would ignore him to the best of my abilities, convinced that I'm imagining things, although that would probably prove difficult, given the chaos.

[Celtore 2,770]

After the emergency sanity / dream check protocols, immediately befriend him and join in on his quest for chaos! Let there be chocolate rain, just to screw with meteorologists and to provide a yummy treat to all! Mwahahaha!

 

... well, if he's the more villanous Discord. If he was redeemed Discord, pretty much repeat the above besides the whole "quest for chaos" thing. There would still be chocolate rain though.

Edited May 30, 2013 by Celtore

[Callisto 1,877]

I'd join him, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. Mostly because I don't want him to turn me into still sentient cotton candy or something. I'd rather just cause chaos and not run the risk.

[Katella Avenue 28]

If the incarnation of chaos came to this world, considering how fragile the balance of systems that allows life to exist is, we'd probably all get destroyed at least for a little while. But the cessation of life as we know it (by Alex S) is boring so he'd probably reign in the chaos to more mundane 'ruin people's day' stuff. In which case he'd be yet another natural disaster that humanity can't deal with but only clean up after, only this time it snarks back at us. 

 

TL DR: Realistically we're all doomed to live weird lives if Discord comes over. 

[TeamChaosPrez 10]

Old Discord: Hug him, team up, eventually get married and have the weirdest-looking kids you can imagine. I have an evil side, not afraid to admit it, and I LOVE chocolate and cotton candy. Match made in heaven. Or not heaven. However you want to see it.

 

New Discord: Hug him, hang out, eventually get married and have the weirdest-looking kids you can imagine. Not exactly proud of it but I'm okay at trolling when I want (I don't want, fortunately) and am sort of a reformed villain (I used to bully, troll, and be a sarcastic pessimist, then I started watching ponies).

 

Wow, I doubt that explanation was necessary, but whatever. I love Discord. That's the jist of it.