Kill the user above you in random way

[Duality 10,740]

18 minutes ago, Randimaxis said:

[next-level murderness]

Wow.

For that horrifying wall of prosaic sadism, I feel I am forced to kill @Randimaxis in the most excruciatingly slow way inhumanly possible:

Spoiler

*pokes with a stick*

*continues poking with a stick*

*gets bored*

*stops for lunch break*

*shares bacon sandwich with Randi*

*begins poking again*

*continues poking*

*gets bored*

*stops for midafternoon snack break*

*shares box of cinnamon donuts with Randi*

*begins poking again*

*continues poking*

*gets bored*

*stops for dinner break*

*shares lamb roast with Randi*

*begins poking again*

*continues poking*

*repeats until he dies of old age*

[Techno Universal 2,575]

1 minute ago, Duality said:

Wow.

For that horrifying wall of prosaic sadism, I feel I am forced to kill @Randimaxis in the most excruciatingly slow way inhumanly possible:

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*pokes with a stick*

*continues poking with a stick*

*gets bored*

*stops for lunch break*

*shares bacon sandwich with Randi*

*begins poking again*

*continues poking*

*gets bored*

*stops for midafternoon snack break*

*shares box of cinnamon donuts with Randi*

*begins poking again*

*continues poking*

*gets bored*

*stops for dinner break*

*shares lamb roast with Randi*

*begins poking again*

*continues poking*

*repeats until he dies of old age*

Death by drowning in a clogged toilet full of poop!

[OmbreInks 52]

53 minutes ago, Randimaxis said:

... but... b-b-but I LIKE Ombre!  Why do I have to...

...

... okay.  FINE.  Gotta play along......

... now I feel bad.  

*hugs OmbreInks*  I AM SO, SO SORRY!!!!!  I would never, EVER do that to anyone; I just wanted to join in on the fun.

But... this isn't all that fun.  Not after re-reading my post.

Please forgive me.  

 

Well this is embarrassing. Yet, I do forgive you, but just. 

[Catpone Cerberus 23,591]

I shall call upon the great army of great cats that will greatly take your life. :3
 

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 x3

 

[Techno Universal 2,575]

I'll zap you to death with my high voltage electrified metal toilet brush!

4 minutes ago, The Cerberus said:

I shall call upon the great army of great cats that will greatly take your life. :3
 

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 x3

 

 

[Will Guide 21,360]

Infect you with a computer virus

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Tie your tail to a pole, tie your tongue to another so you are stretched out. Then use you as a trampoline till you split @WiiGuy2014

[TBD 17,254]

break your horn and stub you with it

[Messy Mane 9,032]

I'm gonna kill you by shooting you 

pew pew 

nah but seriously i'm gonna let you live and you'll eventually die by age.

[TBD 17,254]

Shave your head bald and you will die from shock.

 

[TwiTracker 973]

Stares deeply into your eyes

You shall be overwhelmed by Twilights cuteness and die

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Death by strangulation with a scooby doo wire 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

On 14/10/2017 at 10:40 AM, TwiTracker said:

Stares deeply into your eyes

You shall be overwhelmed by Twilights cuteness and die

She could never overwhelm me with cuteness!

 

2 minutes ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

Death by strangulation with a scooby doo wire 

sorry but DEATH BY SONIC BOOM

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

OH YEAH ? DEATH BY SPOON ! 

[Flutterstep 47,071]

*throws chickens at them*

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

Drop them into the planet Venus with a space suit that is highly durable but cannot withstand the intense pressure and heat of that planet which makes the experience much slower

Oh my god that sounded so violent

[Altastrofae 933]

Skin you and let you bleed out slowly into a rusty bathtub full of lemon juice. And soon, your own blood and parts of your innards.

 

I'm a dark person. Dont hate the player, hate the game

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

Do nothing, because the moon is exposed to all that deadly radiation from the sun

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Throw an acid-filled pie at them.

[ShiftyLips69 24]

Make you believe that you don't exist, effectively erasing you from existance

 

Image of grass:

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

KILL YOU WITH A TOOTHBRUSH !

[Scootaloo9074090 501]

 

On 2013-06-06 at 2:28 AM, Proton said:

Syringe explodes. Your face burns up.

 Death by Sweetiebot Friendship Laser of Death

 

Edited October 4, 2021 by Scootaloo9074090

[Scootaloo9074090 501]

 

 

[ZiggWheelsManning 10,079]

Death by laser fire from a TIE Defender  

[Eazy 18]

Suddenly teleporting a Droideka directly into his hyperdrive, causing it to displace the mass with enough violence to cause a cinematic reaction rivaling the prettiest firework displays.