My Little Pony confessions and secrets

[Skullbuster 1,906]

the first fan fic i ever read was princess molestia...

[Aaappleooza 41]

Sometimes, when I no one's around, I do this."Lookin good, Spike. Lookin REAL good!"

Oh, wait, that's not my secret.

[~WhiteHawk~ 186]

I'll admit to liking some of the porn drawn for MLP... I've always felt sort of weird liking it, since they are ponies and all. MLP has also helped me a bit with my depression.

[FruitRiver 355]

  On 2012-02-19 at 2:36 PM, 'Esmeshy' said:

Hello everypony!

 

Basically, I thought I'd start a thread where Bronys and Pegasisters can confess their deepest, darkest MLP secrets.

 

What I mean by this is: is there a character/episode that everyone loves but you hate? Equally, is there a character/episode that everyone hates but you love? Are you secretly a massive fan of gore fics? Do you have any supposedly embarrassing pony merchandise? It can be anything you want, as long as it's a confession or a secret.

 

Remember, it's just people's opinion but you can debate in calm manner if it comes to it!

 

Get confessing!

 

Most of this I have already told you guys, but for people that dont know...

 

-I named two of my hamsters Fluttershy and Tank (just made a thread about it lol)

-I dont really love rainbow dash. Sorry, I think shes a bit overrated.

-APPLEJACK MY FAVORITE PONYY! Oh...thats not a secret, everybody knows it.

-I made a yahoo answers called Pinkie pie just to make annoying questions.

-I have an old g3 baby my little pony from when I was little still...

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

I find Princess Molestia, and Little Miss Rarity extremely attractive.........just don't ask me why........

[SydneyGrey 32]

By the way, you guys realize that cronies from news organizations, comedians and radio hosts are reading this right now to get material for their shows, right? I'm sure they can find enough in this one thread alone to make us all look like total derptards.

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

  On 2012-07-18 at 1:42 AM, 'SydneyGrey' said:

By the way, you guys realize that cronies from news organizations, comedians and radio hosts are reading this right now to get material for their shows, right? I'm sure they can find enough in this one thread alone to make us all look like total derptards.

 

In that case:

HEY!!! HOWARD STERN!!!! HERE'S A PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM ME TO YOU!!!!!

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3abMUH_P1E&list=FL4XNN16trB2Gcjx6mZ7lmMw&index=5&feature=plpp_video[/url]

Edited July 18, 2012 by Red

[spas-ticShotty 3,587]

  On 2012-07-10 at 5:47 PM, 'Quille The Pony.' said:

You must be a mom.

 

My confession:I think rarity's accent is sexy. Please, sue me.

 

I have the same opinion towards Applejack. Twi and Rares also are good contenders, but Little Miss Southern wins by a long shot .

 

Speaking of apples, if AJ were human, I would try mah hardest to get her to be mah girlfriend

[Motion Spark 7,807]

I admit that I've read that Applejack fanfic after watching a JaxBlade video, I forgot the name of the fic, but it was a romance between Applejack and a human guy, according to the author, yourself (he wrote the story in second person) and they had sex in 1 chapter, having said that, I wasn't aroused or erected, but it was really well written and the story was very good and believable.

2 days ago I googled for MLP porn images, a topic on this forum awakened my curiosity, and I looked at the images.

...after 1 minute I decided that this wasn't for me, and that those characters aren't the ones that I love and closed the tab.

I feel naughty

[The Internet 17]

Uhm, I really wish they made MLP panties for women, not just little girls. I would kill to have some with cutie marks or the characters. (>/////<)

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,331]

I got a bit teary eyed reading my little dashie

also I felt a bit awkward buying the toys

 

I also thought Derpy was a guy when I first became a brony

[applejack is best pony 22]

  On 2012-07-14 at 9:15 AM, 'Tupin86' said:

I used to dislike Rarity, but her character kind of grew on me.

 

Spike and Applejack are the two most underused characters, and should really have more screentime.

 

I agree completely although fun fact; technically AJ has been in the most episodes of anypony, beating Twilight out by one. (Applejack: Taking over the show in secret one minute at a time )

Adding another of my own, now that I've just touched the tip of the fanfic world I also read My Little Dashie and found it... meh. The writing wasn't that great and it was super, super, sappy. But that stems partially from my extreme hate of HiE stories so yeah I'll never read cupcakes or anything else super gorey/death filled (I <3 them all too much to read these) and Idk if I'll ever read Fallout Equestria. less the idea more the size of it. I'm super lazy when it comes to reading so yeah... I'm gonna have to ease into that one.

[Homura Akemi 974]

When I first started watching the show, I despised Pinkie Pie, now she's my 3rd favorite of the 6.

[weegeez 150]

Accidentally let it slip in front of many of my cousins that i love my little pony...now most of them are bronies

[Mr. Jaguar 1,403]

  On 2012-07-18 at 1:11 AM, 'Red' said:

I find Princess Molestia, and Little Miss Rarity extremely attractive.........just don't ask me why........

 

See, I'll never get this. I watched a Jack Reacts video of Lil Miss Rarity, and he showed all the images, and at the start where Rarity was in a suggestive pose on her back on a couch answering questions, I thought she looked adorable, despite the fact that she was clearly meant to look sexy. Then again people have told they don't get my fetishes either.....

 

  On 2012-07-18 at 1:42 AM, 'SydneyGrey' said:

By the way, you guys realize that cronies from news organizations, comedians and radio hosts are reading this right now to get material for their shows, right? I'm sure they can find enough in this one thread alone to make us all look like total derptards.

 

Edited July 18, 2012 by Pegasus25

[MallaJong1 202]

The night before I took a solo bike trip through California, I had a dream in which an adult humanized Scootaloo offered to accompany me on the trip.

 

The funny thing is, I had been adamant in taking the trip alone, but I said "Yes" to the Humanized Adult Scootaloo. I am 19, and she would have been 18-20. At that moment, I foundd Scootaloo to be the sexiest being in the world. Hahaha. And Sweetie Belle is my favorite cutie mark crusader!

 

I feel there are not enough Spike x Rainbow Dash fanfictions! I feel there should be more Spike x Luna fanfictions. I feel Fluttershy is my least favorite Pony IN THE SERIES!!! I think Snips should have a harem of the mane six! I find Nightmare Moon/Luna to be the best character before Spike the Dragon. I rooted for Nightmare Moon, I rooted for Discord and I kept rewinding the scene in which Celestia was defeated by the Changeling Queen out of pure joy. Celestia seriously needs to stop being Queen. She needs to step down. I also feel Pinkie Pie will inevitably drop into a permanent state of madness. Twilight Sparkle was VERY bitchy in the beginning of the series. Rarity is my favorite out of the mane six. I adore Trixie and find her to be heavily misunderstood.

 

There needs to be more Trixie. I feel Spike should find himself another love interest to get Rarity jealous in the coming seasons. I feel that Rainbow Dash will inevitably destroy Spitfire's reputation as a competent Wonderbolt. I feel the Wonderbolts would not accept Rainbow Dash because of her many faults as a character. I feel Rainbow Dash is definitely not a lesbian, although a total Tomboy. I feel Rainbow Dash touches herself every night to a dream of flying with the Wonderbolts...as a Wonderbolt.

 

I dislike Bon Bon's voice. I do not really care for Derpy. I feel there is actually alcohol in Equestria.

 

The only reason I enjoy the MLP songs is due to SimGretina's remixes. I feel Art of the Dress (sung by Rarity) is actually a message about life itself!

 

Nikola Tesla, the mad scientist of the 1800s who attempted to invent a Death Ray, actually existed in Equestria as an inventor.

Edited July 24, 2012 by MallaJong1

[Vido 37]

I'm not a clopper, in fact, I have looked at clopclop, just to see if it was my thing (That's how I discover I was a brony, so deal about it), and I liked the artwork and kept looking, but felt nothing. Also, I find myself glancing at pony's flanks when watching the show. Never felt anything from it though, just intriguing. I don't really think about, may be just out of curiosity to see which pony's were actually given larger flanks. For example, Fluttershy has a small flank, but Rainbow dash has larger flank. Sorry if this is getting weird, I'll stop now.

[MallaJong1 202]

  On 2012-07-24 at 7:01 AM, 'Vido' said:

I'm not a clopper, in fact, I have looked at clopclop, just to see if it was my thing (That's how I discover I was a brony, so deal about it), and I liked the artwork and kept looking, but felt nothing. Also, I find myself glancing at pony's flanks when watching the show. Never felt anything from it though, just intriguing. I don't really think about, may be just out of curiosity to see which pony's were actually given larger flanks. For example, Fluttershy has a small flank, but Rainbow dash has larger flank. Sorry if this is getting weird, I'll stop now.

 

This is hilarious. I actually have not ever noticed which pony has a bigger badonkadonk! Hahaha! Please, do go on. Who has the biggest? Celestia? I always felt a humanized Twilight Sparkle would have a huge butt.

Edited July 24, 2012 by MallaJong1

[Vido 37]

  On 2012-07-24 at 7:05 AM, 'MallaJong1' said:

This is hilarious. I actually have not ever noticed which pony has a bigger badonkadonk! Hahaha! Please, do go on. Who has the biggest? Celestia? I always felt a humanized Twilight Sparkle would have a huge butt.

 

I don't know. Not sure if you're serious or making fun of me =/. If you really want to know, Pinkie has a decently large flank, but of the mane 6, Dash has the biggest.

 

Still unsure if I'm being made fun of =[

[MallaJong1 202]

  On 2012-07-24 at 7:11 AM, 'Vido' said:

I don't know. Not sure if you're serious or making fun of me =/. If you really want to know, Pinkie has a decently large flank, but of the mane 6, Dash has the biggest.

 

Still unsure if I'm being made fun of =[

 

No, I am not making fun of you. I am actually fascinated by the way others view the series, and the nitpick details picked up along the way.

[Vido 37]

  On 2012-07-24 at 7:15 AM, 'MallaJong1' said:

No, I am not making fun of you. I am actually fascinated by the way others view the series, and the nitpick details picked up along the way.

 

Some pony I was talking to pointed it out that the pony's actually have asses, and now I can't help but glance. And if you think about it, Dash having a large flank makes sense, she's athletic, so, yah. Fluttershy is the complete opposite, so having a small flank just makes sense.

 

Just an observation I've made.

[I_wesley125 393]

I'm not saying I'm a clopper but some of that anthro art has gotten the better of me.

I also read some clopfics, mostly absurd ones for laughs.

[Lunalicious 223]

I pray to Princess Celestia and Princess Luna every night before I go to sleep, I also ask Princess Celestia for small favors because I'm a good person and amazingly, it's like she actually answers my prayers. It's sort of like Pinkie Sense, it's there and exists and you just can't explain it.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Here's some

 

All I listen to now really is Brony Music.

I spend almost every minute of every day on these forums, and I do mean that.

 

Umm I think that is all for now.

[pjsforever 89]

Every time I hear the word "gummy" or "gummi" I always think about Pinkie Pie's pet Gummy first.