Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

So... is it?

[I_wesley125 393]

Yes.

[RippedOffMattress 314]

No Devin, mayonnaise is not an instrament.

[Zoop 8,384]

This thread appears to be a forum game, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to Cloudsdale Colosseum.

 

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[Luurilka 325]

 

no, it's not an instrument.

[Larko 77]

Since an instrument is a device used to accomplish a purpose; you could say that mayonnaise is an instrument used to make something taste good.

[Cynic 336]

Since an instrument is a device used to accomplish a purpose; you could say that mayonnaise is an instrument used to make something taste good.

 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

Wasabi is most certainly an instrument!

[XXVYNIKK 145]

Yes, it is. /thread

[Simcity11100 770]

Yes, absolutely!

[Electrobolt 2,068]

Oh, Mayonnaise is an instrument alright... An instrument of CHAOS!!!

 

[CUINJALE 120]

Horseradish is not an instrument either.

[Radiance64 7,051]

Yeah, but I much prefer the more refined sound of Miracle Whip.

[Knight Shadrahk 158]

That's HOW she said.

[ScottishUnicorn 284]

>What do program do you use to make music?

 

I use mayonnaise of course, that's what all the pros use. Actually that'd be an awesome name for a music program.

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

I was going to post something witty but then I realize there was no point in shooting myself in the foot (or knee for that matter) by having something any wittier than a self-referencing meta humour jibe at the nature of threads that consist of examining French-sourced polysyllabic words and witticisms built thereon.

 

If you don't like me detailing myself thus,

[L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177]

I personnaly use it for my recording equipment sometimes.

 

But I put it to use mainly by having it be the processor for my sh*t computer.

[Tom The Diamond 1,828]

I used to think Mayonnaise was an instrument.

 

But then I took a Squidward to the knee. : P

[Pony Joe 582]

Do instruments of torture count? If so, then mayonnaise is DEFINITELY an instrument.

Edited February 20, 2012 by Pony Joe

[Guest]

Here is my answer, I hope you find it satisfactory...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEJwjkm2UPw

[Strafe 593]

Edited February 20, 2012 by Strafe

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

But wait...

 

If Mayonaise is not an instrument, can we really just assume that Scootaloo is a chicken, Sweetie Belle is a dictionary, Rainbow Dash is Spike, Spike is the New Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy was New Fluttershy but is now Old Fluttershy (who is actually a tree), Rainbow Dash's pet is like a bullet named Tank, Pinkie Pie isn't a genius (because she's a chicken, but not Scootaloo) but Apple Pie is Sweetie Belle and Rarity who have stopped being unsisters (which is different from Big Brother Best Friends Forever, which does not necessarily overlap with Big Macintosh)?

[F7UC 43]

Yes it makes a sound like

 

"splöts sprlshh"

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

I'm sure someone can turn the container that the mayo came in into a viable instrument, unless it's a packet, then you're screwed.

[NavelColt 22,876]