What would you do if you met your favourite pony?

[The Crystal Maiden 221]

Your favourite pony is standing literally just a few feet away, hoping to talk to you. What would be the first thing you'd do?

 

For me, if I met Rainbow Dash, I would probably be so nervous that I wouldn't be able to speak and I'd make a fool of myself in front of her! XD

I'd just say hi to her, in a really shy way, and see where it goes from there.

 

(I need to get a life and stop fantasizing about ponies XD)

[SierraAlphaMikeG 13]

yer i would do the same and say to apple jack can i have a copy of your amazing hat  becuse no one seems to have one a proper one i mean

Edited October 31, 2013 by SierraAlphaMikeG

[Scootalove 10,689]

I would probably just feel so shy talking to Rainbow Dash at first, then probably hang out with her if she wants to hang out with me.

[Pat.Rio.T. 305]

I would say Hi, to Flutteshy, and introduce myself. Then we would probably just stand and stare shyly, niether one of us knowing exactly what to say.

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

If I met Rarity...

 

You know, I'd like to think I'd have a really good answer for this, but I don't.

 

I'd just try to have a normal conversation with her about whatever she wanted to talk about, really; I hate leading conversations, although I end up doing it most of the time, and she seems to like it. I'd probably be really happy and nervous at the same time, though; like the feeling you get when you feel nostalgia, or when you hold hands with someone you just started dating, when you're still in that giddy-"I love you more" phase.

 

...albeit, neither of those situations really apply to anything, but still, dude, you get the picture, right?

 

But yeahh, if I got to have a conversation with the actual Rarity, it'd no doubt be the best day of my life.

[Rinkitty 589]

I would probably wonder what was put into my drink, look her in the eyes for a moment, analyzing the situation thoroughly, and then proceed to scream out of sheer uncanny fear.

[LunasSubject 50]

I would bow! After that I have no idea. I mean, I would -want- to hug her but one doesn't generally just hug Princess Luna. Most likely I'd ask her what she would like to talk about and how I could assist her.

[ReverseFaller 2,484]

I would glomp her! 

 

Twilight, that is. I would also probably be freaking out, and wondering if somebody slipped something funny into my drink. 

[UserNotFound 964]

Give Applejack a big hug and ask if we could pick/buck apples and make apple related food and eat it from all the good apples at Sweet Apple Acres

 

Then we'd hang out with Big Mac, Apple Bloom and Granny Smith

[Rolls Royce 606]

If I saw Rarity standing directly in front of me, I'd probably smack myself across the face to see if I was hallucinating or not.  After my face stops stinging, I'd probably walk over, introduce myself, and just have a friendly conversation.  I'd also be hiding how nervous I would be the best I could, who wouldn't be nervous while talking to their favorite pony?

[GhostPony750 959]

Blush and loose consiousness. Applejack is by far the best pony, she's awesome, and by how I'm shy, I'd surely pass out because I have too much blood in my face lol.

[Chevette 1,052]

Well obviously If I met Rainbow Dash, we'd just toke on a doobie and get really fucked up in the back of a VW Bus.

 

...I mean, bake cookies?

 

Nah actually I'd probably be like: "What the fuck is going on? I gotta stop with the large quantities of skittles and diet mountain dew!" Well first off, I mean a fuckin' pony is like all up in yo shizzle and your just supposed to roll with it? Shit negro, you must be on a LSD trip if you be thinkin' that dawg.

 

But yeah man. If anything I'd walk up and be like "Yo home skillet, how you be feelin' dawg?" She'd probably look over and either laugh or kick me in the face. So instead I'd be like "Do you enjoy puppies?" and break the ice.

If this fails, don't fret I brought along my trusty can of WD-40 to use in case of extensive propane emergencies.

 

I'd drop my rather large can of WD-40 for no apparent reason and ask Rainbow Dash to pick it up. Obviously since she has no hands or thumbs she'd be all like "Shhhhiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt negro, the fuck?" That's when I'd be like "Dude, man, you like, wanna, like blow this town and like racecar?"

 

Obviously since Rainbow Dash is a racecar, she'd say yes and we'd like totally racecar the shit out of some back country roads. vroom-vroom bitchez

 

The End, and that son, is how I lost my virginity!

 

Son: Oh boy dad! I don't have a future!

 

Nah, I keeding, I keeding.

But seriously, VW Bus man. 
 

Edited October 31, 2013 by Chevette

[FNGRpony 658]

SCRUNCH FACE BATTLE GO!

 

That's the new bro hoof.  My God I have no idea why i love that so much.  IF i met lyria i would pretend to be fascinated by her hoooves.

it's only common courtesy.

I would probably wonder what was put into my drink, look her in the eyes for a moment, analyzing the situation thoroughly, and then proceed to scream out of sheer uncanny fear.

 

If i ever see you screaming and you have a drink in you hand i'm gonna ask to finish it for you. 

Just assume you finished screaming what than?

[Lunas Husband 2,777]

I would tell her to go home, because there is no real point to us meeting, sure its nice to meet you once and for all but I'll do you no good.. I'll only make your life harder...

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

By pony, I'm sure you meant dragon. If I saw Spike I would totally hug him and give him comfort whenever he needed it. Afterwards (if he doesn't think that's too sappy) we'll just hang out and be bro's for life!

 

Just what I wanted in life.

[SierraAlphaMikeG 13]

If I saw apple jack I would look away then look back to check if she qas actualy there then I would pinch myself to wake me up after that I would faint

[BalanceBrony 259]

If I met anypony, I would just stand in awe, my mind completely blown sky high. I would question my position in everything before stammering "ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshomygosh." I would then hug the pony as hard as I can, before beginning an interrogation of what life in Equestria is like, what paradigms are held by ponykind, and just generally trying to satiate all of my curiosity. After that, hopefully we could become best pals! And then, once the pony moves on to explore our world, I would be in permanent awe of existence... if there are magical ponies out there, what other wonders could there be? The possibilities would be officially endless...

 

Finally, I would hope that the pony would be willing to work with me to share the good values of Equestria, and the wonder of ponies with everypony on Earth.... Just so much epicness. As for why I just said "anypony," I just can't pick a favourite.

[lawrence9021 12]

Man if i seen rainbowdash...I would be like tarifide i mean like a talking rainbow pony is infront of you what do you do am i right.

 

NO mostlikely just stand ther no beliving what im seeing after awile pick here up but here in a back-pack and hope to god the CIA dosent know i have a talking pony im i right

Edited October 31, 2013 by lawrence9021

[Sonicwing 57]

For me it would be Fluttershy

If I ever met her I would stand there gesticulating wildly, trying to words out before giving up and just smiling and waving shyly. 

Or just give her a huge hug 

[Ac3xAssasin 453]

It would probably be pretty awkward I would just look auround and say nothing, and she(Fluttershy) would probably do the same

[CT-1138 3,183]

Drop to my knees with tears in my eyes and hug Rainbow Dash before I passed out from the pure sock of the situation at hoof here.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

I would hug Spike with all of my might and basically fanboy all over hum. I'm sure he wouldn't mind the attention because he is a little boasty sometimes. Like when Fluttershy was interested in him.

Edited November 3, 2013 by Goodra

[Wayvy 34]

My favourite pony us Twilight. If I see her, I'll be like "omg omg omg!!!" And then look at myself: "Am I a pony!?!?" And be disappointed when i'm still a human. We can talk about books and magic and stuff but actually I think that if Applejack is my friend, I'd have most fun with her.

[boothnat 13]

I would stare at the hallucination, confused. I mean, why the hell would luna suddenly appear on earth? Then i would panic (mind still activating) and swing the nearest thing with me and slam it into luna/or ask the hallucination if it was real. If the first finished i would die, the second would lead to me punching myself, performing a reality check, throwing away all the crack and alcoho-. Wait a minute. I dont have any crack and alcohol. Then, while discussing our cultures, i would walk myself to the nearest mental hospital. Unfortunately, luna would not be invisible, so everyone else would also see luna. Then, i would learn that there is no place left in the institution. Then i would ask the others about the affliction. I would stare at luna, say something like "omigoshomigoshArrgnoway" then faint.

[Sabrinie 392]

If I met Rarity, I don't think I would be able to say much. I'm pretty shy to begin with and don't often make conversation with people, especially not with people I have an actual liking for. However, if I did muster up the courage to say hello and talk to her, I would talk to her about creativity and inspiration. Because both of us are artists in our own ways, I would want to know what inspires her the most and what her creative process is like. And hopefully the conversation would just flow naturally from there, but who knows