What would you do #2

[Hyperhooves 872]

Your at school minding your own business,when out of nowhere here comes running in the school's top notch bully that everyone is terrified of.He starts calling you names and making up a brunch of lies about you and your family then out of nowhere once again here comes your favourite pony, trying her/his best to fight off but, also at the same time protect you from him. What happens next? Does your pony win or lose? Who is this pony? And how do you thank them if they do win?

[Neon Fire 473]

Rainbow Dash would win...duh.  And of course I'd thank her and give her a big hug. 

[Lightning Bliss 1,674]

I could imagine Apple Jack coming to my aid, she'd probably say along the lines of:

 

"Now wait just darn tootin' right ther friend! This young filly ain't done nothing to deserve that kind of talk! Go on now before I apple buck you into a dead orcherd!"

 

The bully will either walk away shocked that a cartoon talking pony said anything to her, or except it as a norm and either walk away or antagonise AJ. Which wouldn't be wise, AJ knows how to defend herself.

[Scootalove 10,690]

Rainbow Dash can win without a problem, I'd kiss her as a congratulations.

[ukxRainbowdash 165]

Someone can say all they want about me, but you say one word about my family and I'm coming after you, also I now have rainbowdash on my side to kick @$$ with me. We'd win and I guess for congratulations I think a hug is in order.

[Verily British 145]

As I said in the topic preceding this, I have no definitive favourite, so once again I will choose at random.

 

So, some big ass bully walks up to me and starts on me, then King Sombra shows up, tears off his limbs and causes his body in collapse into a bloody sphere of organic matter. My reaction?

 

*looks at Sombra* "Teach me your ways o' great one!"

[Shanks 10,817]

LMAO like some disrespectful smart assed little punk is ever going to stand a chance against Applejack? I probably wouldn't have needed the help but would have thanked AJ anyway.

[Geek0zoid 1,468]

Applejack would buck the snot out of this asshole.

[Ribbonfree 2,384]

I don't know why Rarity is defending me from some guy, but I'd assure her that a bully couldn't hurt me and ask her why she wanted to help me when we've never met before and we're different species and so on, the conversation generally developing from there.

[Star-Gazer 202]

Vinyl Scratch enters the room.

Bully: What's that thing?

Vinyl: Oh, it's nothin' special, it's just my cannon... MAH BASS CANNON! 

 

Wubs of Destruction commence, and the Bully is never seen again. I proceed to rock out to the wubs.   
 

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Pinkie pie makes friends with the bully and the entire school has a huge party!!!

[NotInUse 64]

I have no favorite so yeah..

 

Celestia comes and wins

Edited March 10, 2014 by Treecut

[Zhortac 1,475]

If it was high school, I wouldn't need a pony to show up. I'd just have to look at the bastard, and he'd leave. I swear, back when I was in high school, 90% of the population thought I was gonna come in one day, and kill all of them...I have no idea why.

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

I've been in more fights than I can remember, and I was in the army. So Lyra would be fine, as I alone could power through over 9 thousand bullies. If he touches lyra, or even makes a move to harm pone, I'll show him just how good that MP takedown training was.

Edited March 10, 2014 by Miaq_The_Liar

[SnipSnap 432]

Pinkie Pie!

 

Pinkie Pie would say about having a party and saying how cool and awesome it will be, and the bully keeps interrupting by threatening her. But nothing really gets Pinkie off her track, so the bully just walks off confused.

 

And I thank her by offering her to host a party at my house!

 

:wub:

Edited March 10, 2014 by SnipSnap

[ghostfacekiller39 23,876]

Rarity would come and try and help, but if that asshole so much as put a single hair out of place on her beautiful mane, the rulebook goes out the fuggin' window.  :okiedokielokie: 

 

He ain't touchin' her. 

Edited March 10, 2014 by ghostfacekiller39

[L-Ring 165]

It would be Pinkie xD Of course. Because happiness confuses bullies. As does bouncing.

 

 

Wait. Are top notch school bullies even a thing anymore? o-o

[Khaoios 1,970]

Ummmm......I would call Fluttershy.   Wanna know why, Flutterhulk, unleashing her Flutterrage.  As a result, I think the Bully would run for dear life.  In gratitude for defending me, I would give her another pet.

Edited March 10, 2014 by Promethean Alicorn

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,825]

Rainbow Dash would win without a problem. We'd be a great duo that people can look up to. 

[Tigerpop198 696]

Well I have Fluttershy, pardon, New Fluttershy. That bully is toast.

[Skye 463]

Daring Do could knock some sense into this fella. She can DO it.

huehuehuehuehuehue

[Lagom 204]

To be honest I would stand there completely schocked if either Zecora, Luna, Celestia or Twilight Sparkle came and wonder what's happening... And if the fight went bad I would try to flee, fight or call the police.

[Blaze Bronson 343]

Definitely Pinkie Pie. As you see from the other comments, she would not solve it with violence or anger, but with a party ^^ I'd much rather be the party guy, than the respected guy

Edited March 10, 2014 by Blaze Bronson