Best Insults

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Time to go fresa!

 

Subete a un arbol, haste capullo, y madura!

Climb a tree, turn into a cacoon, and grow up!

 

Doesn't really translate well.. x)

[Grapz224 137]

One of the better ones I have heard:

 

Insult: "You are Gay"

 

Responses

1: It takes one to know one.

2: Well this is news to me

3: (If they are in a Fandom) Interesting Theory. too bad it has no supporting evidence, therefor is not cannon.

[Khaoios 1,970]

One of my favorites, heard it from the Top 100 Greatest Insults:

 

 

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

I want to hug you right now for posting Billy Madison.  Just that scene is so badass,

[Xievie 498]

"I hope senpai doesn't notice you."

 

I really haven't heard much other than people calling me "Chingchong Bingbong" because I'm asian.

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

I'm really not an insulter...but I love throwing callouts at perfect times. 

 

Was reading a nerd comic and saw this one "Too bad his head isn't as big as his brain!"

[Clarity 3,094]

By Homura Akemi herself From Madoka Magica.

 

Kyouko: The annoying bitch has an annoying friend, go figure.

 

Homura: Then what would that make of your friend?

Edited April 4, 2014 by Homura-chan

[fimdash 1,196]

"The jerk store called... they're running out of you!" Gotta love Seinfeld xD

[Celtore 2,770]

Do thou amend thy face and I'll amend my life!

 

(Shake spears fired!)

[baba_booey 4,302]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWnEJQxieVQ

 

(I don't know how to post Youtube Videos on here so..)

[CT-1138 3,182]

I feel like most of my insults, while high brow, are too offensive for posting on a pony forum; even if they don't even contain any swears. 

[Shanks 10,816]

Someone said "you suck" on this friend of mine's youtube video and he responded with "only if you're nice." And of course there is this hilarious insult you can do against this one jedi in the Bounty Hunter story in Star Wars The Old Republic after the jedi unsuccessfully tries to use a jedi mind trick.

 

[Hyper Tumble 1,483]

Some drunk guy and my friend got into an arguement. The guy started yelling cuss words. My friend just said, "God, you're so hammered. Please for the love of God drive yourself home". He just stands in  silence.

[~Sugar Sprinkles~ 638]

Calling someone Sugar tits in any sort of way (My apologies if that has offended anyone).

 

I also like "Aww, does someone need a WAHH-mbulance?" For when they're being whiny and crying.

 

(My apologies again) But when someone is being smart with me and I say "Suck my d*ck". Only because I am a female and it makes me look at like   

[yeet 2,027]

I know one a lot of people know, but it isn't really an insult.

If someone is whining or some thing say "bless your cotton socks" or something like that.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Chinga tu madre.

 

Literally means "f*ck your mother."

Short, sweet, and a classic. x)

[Milky Jade 138]

If I want to insult my friends for fun

 

http://www.insultgenerator.org/

[Windseeker 546]

Cunning remarks are almost my specialty and they come to mind during the most convenient arguments.

 

My retorts usually correlate with the topic at hand so it's kind of difficult to just simply pull one out of no where as an example. My insults are pretty damn warn-worthy anyways.

[The Taxman 274]

Don't talk out loud, Anderson, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

Is he a great wizard, or is he like you?

[Revy ~ Two Hands 862]

Holy crap what a list. I shall take these down for when the need for an insult arises.

[IcyHaze 594]

I've got warning points for swearing too much on the forums, so.... *shrugs*

 

#irishproblems

 

hmmmm..

 

"Feck off"   

 

There. That's a classic here.

[PE Brony 1,712]

We got your IQ test results -- they came back Negative.

 

*More of a retort than an insult, but it still fits the OP!*

Oh and yesterday this mare I know said she was at the gas station and when the attendant handed her her change, she noticed a Canadian cent in the pile, handed it back to him and said, "That's a Canadian penny, I don't want it."

 

The guy got frustrated and after finding an American cent, slid it across the counter saying, "Here you go, Miss America."

 

Love it! 

Edited April 4, 2014 by PE Brony

[Guest]

I usually manage to turn people's words against themselves, which makes for terrible word plays and hilarious insults. But I still have a few that work in any context.

 

"That was as pathetic as a Tyranosaurus trying to tie his laces".

[Foxx 258]

Saw this one floating around the internet.

 

"If I wanted to kill myself, I'd jump from your Ego to your I.Q."

 

People are nice, aren't they.

[PsychedelicPony 440]

My best insults have always come on the lacrosse field as a goalie, I didn't cuss or talk crap that way, I did it subtly with polite words most of the time. THe majority of the time when a player would take a shot I would yell thank you at them or thanks for making my job easy. One time I got ahead of myself and I kind of feel bad about it, before the shot even got to me I yelled thank you right at him and made the save

[Red Diamond 549]

Your mom is so fat I took a picture of her on Christmas and it's STILL printing.

 

That's all I got. I haven't slept in a couple days so my creativity has gone dry.