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  1. Venomshank
    Pinkie would watch adventure time. Celestia would watch My Little Pony, to keep an eye on her subjects. Applejack may watch duck dynasty... But the fact that they kill ducks, etc.
  2. Venomshank
    Equestria politics -----Different-species----- Earth politics Notice the line? I notice a line. People are constantly wondering about this stuff... What if the meaning of "Princess" was just lost in translation at some point and now just means "Leader"?
  3. Venomshank
    (In character) DOES THIS MÖBIUS KING KNOW THE MEANING OF MÖBIUS? have you traversed freakin' dimensions? Felt the feeling of 4 dimensional photons on your muzzle? I didn't think so. and why are you here? Do you have any previous experience walking on 2 legs? I have. With my mech. We really shouldn't be crossing universes in the first place. If we take part of this universe's fabric with us... We risk collapsing the universe. In total I think you're all unprepared. I'm gonna go pack a lunch. THAT DOES NOT CONSIST OF M-MEAT AT ALL... A-ALL
  4. Venomshank
    "Hey dad" "Yes son?" "Dad... I found a girl..." "Oh man! Come here son, we gotta talk about this! What's she like?" "She's nice..." "Yes?" "And she's pretty.." "Yes!" "And she likes me too..." "YES!" "And she's a..." "She's what son? What?!" "She's a pony..." "What? Like one of those little dumpy farm animals? Come on son, get your head on straight!" "No, like a pony pony." "like... An FiM pony...?" "Yes..." "HOLY SHIT SON!!! You've made yer daddy proud! *sniff* I want to pay for that wedding!" "Her name's rarity." "HOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYYYY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK!!!111!!!!1!1!" (clutches chest) (keels over)
  5. Venomshank
    I... Am slowly noticing that I'm different from most of the other bronies... This show has not made me 20% cooler. It's made me 15,000% more like pinkie pie. And love and tolerance has become my rule of thumb. And trying to get other people hooked on the show is all I really do anymore. I told my class I was a Brony a couple weeks ago, expecting them to scream "KILL IT WIT FIRE!!!" But then I hooked up my iPod to the Apple TV in my classroom and played an epic montage of fluttershy wrestling the bear, Rainbow blowing up the barn, some epic shots of queen chrysalis, and some shots of pinkie's "party" all with background music, and they all bit. Slowly but surely I'm turning my class into Bronies, so there is no complex to be had.
  6. Venomshank
    Enchanting?
  7. Venomshank
    First off, I reccomend not using pony maker, and just making it from scratch, like myself. <——— But, not to dwell on the people's dependency on automatic art... :3 what about Lavender Ribbon?
  8. Venomshank
    ERMYGERD PEEPL REMEMBR PINGU I HAD NER IDEER I WATCHED IT WHEN ER WERS A KERD ERNLY LYK 7 YERS AGER NOW THAT ER THERNK ABERT ERT, ERTS PERTY WERD THAT ER WERTCHED PINGU IN 2005 IT WERS ERVEN ERLD THERN (noot noot)
  9. Venomshank
    WELL HEEEEEY WANNA HAV SUM FUN
  10. Venomshank
    LOL NOPE (hey ladies) (for reals though, you'd be lucky :3)
  11. Venomshank
    1. SEE WHAT COLOUR DINOSAURS WERE 2. TAKE PICTURES 3. MAKE MILLIONS 4. SELL TIME MACHINE 5. MAKE BILLIONS 6. REVERSE ENGINEER TIME MACHINE 7. USE ALL MY MONEY TO MAKE OMNIVERSE TRANSPORTER AND PONIFY SELF 8. GO TO WHATEVER UNIVERSE MOST CLOSELY RESEMBLE EQUESTRIA 9. EEEEEEPIIIIIC WIIIIIIIIIIIIN
  12. Venomshank
    You should add PonySexual. probably not too hard to find some on here! CX but really, no, I'm Hetero. And if you catch my drift, if I wanted a girl, I could have her. #GoodLookinBrony
  13. Venomshank
    Hehehehehehe what do you mean hehehehehehe No, but in a all seriousness, fluttershy. She wouldn't go to high and it would be a smooth, slow ride. -Edit now that I think about it... They'd probably think they could hold up my average sized frame, and then be surprised by my freakish near 200 pound weight. No rides for me...
  14. Venomshank
    It's the name of my OC. And it illustrates the epic battle I am involved in against the non-sciencey ones. The wishes I have of conquering the world, bioengineering real mane 6 characters and walking down a quaint street with them. My life is a daydream of epic proportions. A daydream of electrons. A wish for a multiverse. A wish, that, if only for a moment, I might be able to feel the electron moving in the palm of my hand. An endless, beautiful daydream of the electron. -John Alphonse (AKA me) *this might be epicness overkill* *I was listening to "The Ecstacy of Gold" while writing this*
  15. Venomshank

    Prepare yourselves. My fanfic is gonna be up in a few weeks. It's tech, monsters, epic battles... And ponies.

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      Venomshank

      Nope! Not doing that anymore.

      Sorry.

  16. Venomshank
    Either -Hollywood Sign -Gilded Bling or -ShowTime. you can rearrange the pieces of the names if nessecary, but this is really just filler for the 100 character minimum.
  17. Venomshank
    I think John Alphonse is pretty classy, eh? I prefer to go by Alphonse (One of my two middle names) rather than my born name chenier. S'a bit classier.
  18. Venomshank
    I want to be the controversial character that doesn't believe in magic. I think that if I learned it as electromagnetism rathe than MAGIC, the effect might be different. Sparky, and LOUD!
  19. Venomshank
    I whack you over the head with it i leave the RYNO V
  20. Venomshank
    SModcast? You don't know it? ;-;
  21. Venomshank
    No wait. Different guy. Nevermind!
  22. Venomshank
    Aren't you the guy who asked me all those questions on my ask my OC page?
  23. Venomshank
    I got it! how about Flip Side? i don't know if that would change the story at all. You'd have to come up with a different backstory maybe... but the term Flip Side would make sense!
  24. Venomshank
    8/10! yay! SModcast fans? Anyone?
  25. Venomshank
    I shoved my pride deep down my gullet, and asked my sister what she wanted to play! She said she wanted me to watch ponies. I heard Kevin smith's interview with Tara strong prior to that, and I decided it couldn't do any harm. The episode was lesson zero. 'Nuff said.
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