the fact that espresso martinis are even slightly popular at my work is amazing because they taste like bath water with coffee flavouring
red wine is also terrible; I can at least stomach shiraz but merlot and cab sauv are disgusting
JD and jim beam are both disgusting no matter what you mix them with (now that I think about it, I don't really like any bourbons)
scotch is also gross (looking at red label)
some people apparently like mixing midori and coke and it just makes me wonder what happened in their life for them to make such a horrible decision
black russians are inferior to white russians like why tf would you not want to mix kahlua with milk??
in australia, tooheys new and victoria bitter are two really popular beers and I have no fucking clue how
as for non-alcoholic drinks, idk how people like lemonade