What do you do if there's a huge spider/bug in your room?

[~Sylveon~ 188]

Run out of my room and scream at whichever of my brothers is closer to go kill it. Then go outside and hang out at my friend's house for the next hour. (We live right across from eachother)

I'm so brave.

[SeraphStar 398]

I have developed my reaction into a science :

 

Step 1 — Scream like a little girl

Step 2 — Fly out of my room (almost as fast as Dashie)

Step 3 — Return with flamethrower

Step 4 — Go to town (Fiiiiire~!)

Step 5 — Sleep in the living room

 

Problem solved.

[Ac3xAssasin 453]

My room is in the basement so I see a spider every now and again.  If its just a regular housespider and its making its way across my room i'll usually leave it alone.

 

 However if it is one of the more dangerous spiders that live around us i.e black widows then

 

 

 

Spiders are fine but moths.. You don't want to be a moth in my room. Flying insects are the worst.

 

You would not have a fun time where I live.  We have a huge moth problem. I went out in our shed earlier today and there had to be atleast 5 or 6 of the things flying around.  And they tend to run into the back of your neck which gets freaking annoying.  

[Dr. Frasier Crane 319]

Usually if it's something small like a moth or a small fly, I'll just leave it.

If it's a spider or a wasp that's when I go into panic mode.

[Luxpony 10]

Depends on the spider, honestly. Around here, we get a lot of brown recluses, though, to which I say: neigh. Those guys are dicks, ergo they are not part of the Man-Spider Pact of 2014, as signed by the Spider Dignitaries and the Resident of the Household. Otherwise, I leave them alone. Mostly. Sometimes there are border skirmishes. Hope is held between each side that it does not break out into all-out war.

[Scootalove 10,689]

If it is a spider, I trap it and release it back into the wild.

[Dayrs Monelth 13]

It really depends on my mood, sometimes I get extremely plagued with anxiety and obliterate it out of this plane of existance, and sometimes I just get a cup and let it outside. That's if it's nothing that can bite me, of course.

[Sir Hugsalot 9,297]

I have arachnophobia that always goes on frenzy-mode when there is a big spider around. I'd probably bring my entire room down if there was a spider inside XD It sucks a lot (guy being afraid of spider... lol), but that is just me and one of my disadvantages. I would only take my guitars out of my room first of course :3 

[Invincible 2,091]

I personally wouldn't mind a non-venomous spider because they are usually quiet and can even be helpful (they don't do much, and they eat other bugs, which means they are actually doing you room service!)

 

On the other hand, i live on the first floor of an old building in a dirty part of the city. I get stuff like cockroaches around here which i can't stand. I try killing them by whacking a shoe at them, but when one gets away i just try to corner them and if i can't reach them i use the bugspray.

 

I don't hate animals, but i hate it when they overstay their welcome at my home.

[Shadowking58 1,137]

I like Spiders because they kill all the other annoying bugs that are in my room.

So usually when I see one in the corner of a wall I just let it feast on all the other annoying bugs I would have had to deal with.

 

Unless you've played Earth Defense Force like I did, then you might hate spiders.

Edited June 16, 2014 by Shadowking58

[Invincible 2,091]

 

 

when I see one in the corner of a wall I just let it feast on all the other annoying bugs I would have had to deal with.

 

"Bwahahahaha! Feast, my minion!"

[Shadowking58 1,137]

"Bwahahahaha! Feast, my minion!"

On the contrary, sometimes, the Spider feasts on you.

 

[DragonKing235 198]

hum some bugs I kill like the those that bite you but other I just throw them back outside were they came from.

[ReverseFaller 2,483]

Crush.Kill.Destroy.Swag

 

I'd probably find a large book near me, and smash the creepy little bastard. 

[jeray2000 111]

I usually freak out a little bit at first, cause it's really shocking to see a big bug in your room, then I smash it with whatever's on hand that I don't particurlaly care to get bug guts on.

[Avatar tag: shipping 299]

I've run into burning buildings.  I've been shot at.  I've been through too many tornadoes to count.  But if I come within eyesight of a spider, I crap my pants and run away screaming like a little girl.  If I can't get away, I crush the bastard then smack it again to kill it again.

[CT-1138 3,182]

 

Usually, I scream like a little bitch and then slam the biggest, heaviest book I own right on top of it.

Edited June 17, 2014 by Dinos4Ever

[Tigerpop198 696]

Most of the time I try to ignore it, but when it tries to crawl up my arm, panic mode.

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

Im sorry for all you insect lovers,but i had to kill one of you're beloved creatures this morning..

 

There is no way i can sleep knowing something is crawling around in my room! 

 

 

 

[DubWolf 17,250]

Yesterday I saw a giant cockroach creeping above the bed frame and I jumped and cussed a little bit. I usually have one of my parents kill the bug for me, which is what happened last night :icky:! Bugs are my weakness!

Edited June 17, 2014 by Super80 Wolf

[Jadefire 2,797]

If there's a spider on/near the door: "Welp, looks like I'm not going to work today."

[Discordian 6,015]

Leave it be. If it crawls on me I'll probably swat it off but other than that I just leave them alone. No need to be hostile towards them.

[Hurricane 159]

If there was a spider in my room, I would back away slowly then run out of the room and get someone else to kill it while I watch from a clear bullet proof, explosion proof box. If it was on me, I would probably run and flail around and swat at it like a crazed lunatic, then I would hide in a 4 foot thick concrete room for a week. so ya.

[Everleaf 541]

Well I just let it out being the animal loving (Evershy) sometimes I find it cruel people kill em, but your choice I guess...

[Hyper Tumble 1,483]

 

1. Acquire mop.
2. Acquire plastic disposable shopping bag.
3. Acquire gorilla tape.
4. Place bag over cleaning end of mop.
5. Rip off 5ft of tape.
6. Fold first third over middle third so that both sides are sticky.
7. Fold last third over so that it sticks the two other thirds together.
8. Stick the now double-sided tape to the exposed edge of the plastic bag.
9. Use broom to swat bug on ceiling, wall, or otherwise unreachable place. Make sure bug gets stuck to exposed tape.
10. Pull broom-bag-tape thing away from surface.
11. Laugh at bug.
12. Take broom-bag-tape thing outside.
13. Take plastic bag off.
14. Invert plastic bag and tie it up with bug inside.
15. Throw plastic bag in dumpster.
16. Put broom away.
17. Win!

 

1. grab shoe.

2. beat the shit out of it.

3. Win!