weird/stupid things you did as a kid.

[chirox the pony 1,336]

Earlier today I found some old primary school work I did and decided to look at it, I then proceeded to look at one sheet of paper and said to myself what was I thinking back then. After which i got the idea of making this topic, now let's be fair people we've all done/said something weird or dumb in our much younger years and there's no shame in that, So for those who are willing feel free to share your stories here.

 

P.S I know I'm missing some quotation marks(I couldn't find them on my keyboard).

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,331]

Well, when I was in preschool, we were baking a cake made out of play doh and I took my imagination too far and ate it. Yeah that's all I got now besides the fact that as a kid, I'd quote everything I saw.

[Invincible 2,091]

I tied a chair to a rope during gym class and spun it around me as fast as possible shouting "No one can approach me!". What do you know, nobody even tried approaching the mighty chairnado!

[Planty 1,053]

Lots, but the best one was defiantly plugging a Bunsen burner into the tap and turning it on full blast and squirting the ceiling with water >< 

 

That was great lol!

[QuasarBeam 135]

When I was in elementary school I wanted to grow up to be a dragon (or go into paleontology. I flip-flopped).  To hasten this process I walked around on my toes and roared at people.

[ScaleWrangler 122]

I got a few things i could mention .. usually with my group of friends did we mess stuff up

 

so i was about 10 and i got it into my mind that i was going to be a jedi,  me and the group of friends got metal poles and just let loose

i stil have scars on my thumbs from where they got busted up

 

Jousting with two ride on lawnmowers and broomsticks

with thin couch cushions for 'armour'

 

Convincing our tech savvy friend to teach us how to get around the schools blockers and access the technicians accounts then messing with the backgrounds on all the pcs in the room, or spying on others using the teamviewer app thing they had

 

inviting a friend around to another friends house, ambushing him and tying him to a tree outside and leaving him for a few hours until he escaped

 

(this ones more cool than wierd)

Getting a bunch of throat mikes and lazer guns then playing a game of 3-a-side lazer tag in a forest in the dark.

i decided to 'cheat' a little and bring along a ghillie suit that i still had from my time in the cadet force

 

Also here was one time i had to hide repeatedly from the cops, again with friends because we were all out playing  a variation of manhunt past midnight, and i just so happened to find a big roll of thick cardboard (the kind that is inside carpet rolls) so i was wandering around with this thing that aparently to some old folks who lived around there like a dangerous weapon of some sort.

so it upped the whole 'manhunt' game for about an hour before they gave up.

 

 

Looking back on it all i was really a bit of a maniac

 

[Primarch Fulgrim 163]

List

 

*Walked around in circles when bored(still do)

*Fenced with my father(still do)

*Jousted on bikes with my friends

*Say random things at people for reactions

*Acted dead for reactions(i got one)

[Mitchell 45]

I don't know why, but I can't think of anything good at the moment, but lets just say when I was younger I was a fool that got grounded/suspended from school a lot and I was literally the "class clown" lol.

[Sugar Pops 210]

-I stuck things in the outlet

-kids thought the memorial in school was a graveyard and we tried "summoning" her

-I was in choir 

-I thought people would bully me over my Winnie the Pooh journal and covered it in random pictures of fried chicken and dogs...I realized it was the most stupidest idea i've ever done when i saw it in school

-I was desperate for friends after 4th grade because things happened and decided to go with big groups that ended up being beches.

-I didn't like one of my buddies and got in a argument with her. Few mins later we apoligized but it was a couple o days until summer vacation and i couldn't go out so she ended up becoming emo when we started middle school.

-i was in choir

-i dated a person that was the "romantic and mostly serious" type and things didn't go well because i kinda don't like that type

-i became friends with a religious Arabic person and she showed how she was better because of that. 

-she thought everything arabic is better 

-she's kinda my friend to this day

-I had a staring contest by accident and ended up liking the person because of it

+ I WAS SUPERIOR IN WRESTLING ON THE MATS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL (not a bad thing)

-I was and still am to kind to reject something unless its from one of my close friends that get me

-did i tell you i was in choir?

There is wwwaaayyy more but your really not gonna hear about things outside of school or home if i tell you more. 

Edited July 31, 2014 by SugarSwirl

[wowowowo 132]

I used to go outside to the ant hill by my house and spray them with water or give them food depending if they were entertaining enough a would usually shout I AM YOUR LORD NOW. I had no friends...

[Delernil 952]

Probably did some stupid shit, cant remember any of it now besides banging my chest against a bunch of metal poles. It was like a dare or something i forgot. I was hardcore as a kid.

[Sugar Pops 210]

I used to go outside to the ant hill by my house and spray them with water or give them food depending if they were entertaining enough a would usually shout I AM YOUR LORD NOW. I had no friends...

If i spotted ants i would do the same when i was a kid  i would yell "HAIL YOUR MASTER" and spray random things on them like windex, perfume, or somethin

[Gravelord Neat-O 305]

i accidently summoned Cthulu in 1st grade, oh boy was that embarrassing. I meant to summon Satan.

[wowowowo 132]

I forgot to mention this but whenever me and my friends would go snowboarding we would through snowballs at people off the lift. needless to say we were banned from that mountain

[Deathstroke 1,564]

Ran around the house naked! 

Edited July 31, 2014 by Deathstroke

[EmberSky 5]

Well I used to flap my arms like a bird when REALLY excited. XD Then when people argued in my class, I would be the kind of messenger person when they wouldn't talk to each other, so in an attempt to cheer them up I would pretend I was a messenger DOG and bark.

Oh, and when I was 9 for some weird reason I was certain that when I turned 10 I would be able to shape-shift into a dragon... Um... 9 year old me wasn't very smart...

[chirox the pony 1,336]

Well I may as well post my one, remember that paper I mentioned earlier well I'm gonna tell you guys all about it. The assignment had something to do with creating your own anti bullying superhero, this is what I wrote.

Question 1

What is your heroes name 

Answer: Jake

Question 2 

Why did you name him that?

Answer: because I thought that name sounded cool

Question 3

How does your hero stand up to bullies

Answer: He says heil the teacher then goes and plays with the kid who is being bullied

Yeah I wrote that for some reason, the strange part is I don't remember having any fascination with nazis.

[FlitterFlutter 1,583]

-I stuck things in the outlet

-kids thought the memorial in school was a graveyard and we tried "summoning" her

-I was in choir 

-I thought people would bully me over my Winnie the Pooh journal and covered it in random pictures of fried chicken and dogs...I realized it was the most stupidest idea i've ever done when i saw it in school

-I was desperate for friends after 4th grade because things happened and decided to go with big groups that ended up being beches.

-I didn't like one of my buddies and got in a argument with her. Few mins later we apoligized but it was a couple o days until summer vacation and i couldn't go out so she ended up becoming emo when we started middle school.

-i was in choir

-i dated a person that was the "romantic and mostly serious" type and things didn't go well because i kinda don't like that type

-i became friends with a religious Arabic person and she showed how she was better because of that. 

-she thought everything arabic is better 

-she's kinda my friend to this day

-I had a staring contest by accident and ended up liking the person because of it

+ I WAS SUPERIOR IN WRESTLING ON THE MATS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL (not a bad thing)

-I was and still am to kind to reject something unless its from one of my close friends that get me

-did i tell you i was in choir?

There is wwwaaayyy more but your really not gonna hear about things outside of school or home if i tell you more. 

Hey I was just wondering, where you in choir?

[TwilightFire 55]

When I was living on a farm I brought a cow into the house and asked my mom what did Sarah eat. Not only that, I brought in my pet goose named Vandergoosey into the bathtub. This all happened when I was in preschool. 

[Commander Shep-herd 64]

-Went to a park with my childminder. A girl was stuck on a swing, as in she couldn't slow down. So I tried to grab the swing. Ended up getting hit in the face. A few teeth had to be taken out after that. 

-Thought my parents were Dementors (don't know why). Hid in the Shoe Cupboard. Realized there was no door handle on the side I was in. So, ended up being stuck in a shoe cupboard for a bit. 

- My parents told me about this one. When I was a baby, my parents had put a table in front of the window to stop me messing with the net curtains or something. I somehow climbed onto this table and was stuck halfway in a gap between the window and the table. 

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

well for what ever reason when I was 6 I picked up a rock in my front yard and licked it because I wanted to know what rocks taste like and the answer they have no taste

[Jeric 46,851]

I sometimes wonder how in the hell I survived my youth. Dumbest thing I did? Tried to re-enact Marty McFly hitching a ride while skateboarding in Back to Future. Also, hung off a cliff on a dare and that is probably tied, but unlike my skateboarding maneuver it didn't fail. O-o

 

*smh at myself

[Zygen 6,066]

I tied a chair to a rope during gym class and spun it around me as fast as possible shouting "No one can approach me!". What do you know, nobody even tried approaching the mighty chairnado!

Chairnado, Next big horror movie confirmed.

 

 

 

Anyways, as for me, I really can't think of much of anything specific that stands out as weird or stupid things I did. I don't really remember much of my early childhood. I know I wasn't like immune to doing stupid stuff or anything, but I can't really think of any notable ones.

 

I was homeschooled also, so I wasn't around others besides my family really to remember stuff like this.

 

I use to think I could become like Danny Phantom from the cartoon(I loved that cartoon, honestly I still think it's a pretty awesome cartoon, gonna have to rewatch it.) I also thought i could become a jedi. And at one point a digimon, and at one point a Pokemon master, a bunch of stuff I wanted to become and pretended I was.

 

I also had an imaginary friend, but I don't really remember his name, and he never did anything notable that I remember.

 

I wish i could remember something else I did that might make for a better story, but honestly I can't think of anything.

 

Maybe I just had a really uninteresting childhood.

 

Actually, I remember my parents telling me I ate an Acorn or something I think one time. I coughed it up though I think, my mom apparently freaked out.

 

I'll edit if I can remember anything else, or make a new post.

well for what ever reason when I was 6 I picked up a rock in my front yard and licked it because I wanted to know what rocks taste like and the answer they have no taste

I feel like rocks would taste like dirt, being in contact with the ground so much ;p.

Edited July 31, 2014 by Zygen

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

I feel like rocks would taste like dirt, being in contact with the ground so much ;p.

I live in the desert are front yards are either yellow grass, dirt, or gravel mine was gravel so of anything it should of tasted like shoe but it tasted like nothing

Edited July 31, 2014 by PonygamesFluttershy

[Zygen 6,066]

I live in the desert are front yards are either yellow grass, dirt, or gravel mine was gravel so of anything it should of tasted like shoe but it tasted like nothing

Oh, ok makes sense. I guess with gravel it would've just tasted like... Um more rocks ;p.